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| name = Casey "the drongo" Wallace
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| caption = -The small things in life are always good, thats why i'm not packing, and its small. Lebron James 2k14
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| full_name = Casey Jussy Wallace
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| nickname = Drong dong
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| nationality = Arabic
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| birth_date = {{birth date and age|1911|09|6|df=y}}<ref name="SmuldersLondon2012">{{cite web |url=http://www.london2012.com/athlete/smulders-laura-1066187/ |title=Laura Smulders |website=London2012.com |publisher=[[London Organising Committee of the Olympic and Paralympic Games]] |accessdate=6 August 2012 |url-status=dead |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20130511215729/http://www.london2012.com/athlete/smulders-laura-1066187/ |archivedate=11 May 2013}}</ref>
| birth_place = [[Nijmegen]], Netherlands
| birth_place = [[Nijmegen]], Netherlands
| death_date = Legends never die
| death_date =
| death_place = My mums basement
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| height = 3"2
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| website = {{URL|laurasmulders.nl|LauraSmulders.nl}}
| country = Niger
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| sport = [Ballet
| sport = [[Cycling]]
| event = [[Competitive Ballet Dancer
| event = [[BMX racing|BMX]]
| collegeteam =
| collegeteam =
| club = Caseys Petite Pussies
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| team = The drong dong dream team
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| turnedpro = in 1976
| turnedpro =
| coach = Bruce Crow
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| retired = No
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| worlds = World number 5
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| regionals = One
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{{MedalCompetition|[[Asian Ballet World Championships|World Championships]]}}
{{MedalCompetition|[[UCI BMX World Championships|World Championships]]}}
{{MedalGold|[[2018 Asian Ballet World Championships|2012 Africa]]|}}
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'''Laura Smulders''' (born 9 December 1993) is a Dutch racing [[Cycling|cyclist]] who represents the Netherlands in [[BMX racing|BMX]]. She competed at the [[2012 Summer Olympics]] in the [[Cycling at the 2012 Summer Olympics – Women's BMX|women's BMX]] event<ref name="SmuldersLondon2012">{{cite web |url=http://www.london2012.com/athlete/smulders-laura-1066187/ |title=Laura Smulders |website=London2012.com |publisher=[[London Organising Committee of the Olympic and Paralympic Games]] |accessdate=6 August 2012 |url-status=dead |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20130511215729/http://www.london2012.com/athlete/smulders-laura-1066187/ |archivedate=11 May 2013}}</ref><ref name="London2012">{{cite web |url=http://www.london2012.com/cycling-bmx/event/women-bmx/ |title=Women's BMX Racing |website=London2012.com |publisher=London Organising Committee of the Olympic and Paralympic Games |accessdate=6 August 2012 |url-status=dead |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20120801035319/http://www.london2012.com/cycling-bmx/event/women-bmx/ |archivedate=1 August 2012 |df=dmy-all}}</ref> where she won the bronze medal.
'''Casey Wallace''' a professional athlete, inspirational spokesmen and a wonderful wanker. Casey "the drongo" Wallace, started his career as a full-time competitive ballet dancer in the year 1953 and ever since the day his great grandfathers, step sisters boyfriend, cousin in laws best friend took him down to give it a shot, he has never turned back. The results he has shown throughout his years of competitive competitions have been outstanding, currently ranked first in the 2016 Paralympics and 5th in the world. Unfortunately, he missed out on first place by 0.3 seconds in the 2001 asian wanking competition, due to him busting at a whopping 12.3 seconds, where as big boy gazza finished at 12 seconds. Casey Wallace has unfortunately passed away in the year "legends never die" as he wanked his glizzy to many times, resulting in heart failure. He has been buried in Gazza's backyard, and friends and family (even though he has no friends) paid respects at his funeral, by pooping in his casket which he wished for before he died. His casket is sculpted in a giant glizzy shape form, which very much suits drongo wallace.


==Personal==
==Personal==
His younger sister, [[Franklin Wallace]] is a soccer fag and became junior World Champion at the [[2016 World Cup playing for the Nerang Noodles]].{{citation needed|date=June 2016}}
Her younger sister, [[Merel Smulders]] is also a BMX rider and became junior World Time Trial Champion at the [[2016 UCI BMX World Championships]].{{citation needed|date=June 2018}}


==See also==
==See also==
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Revision as of 09:10, 23 September 2020

Laura Smulders
Personal information
NationalityDutch
Born (1993-12-09) 9 December 1993 (age 30)[1]
Nijmegen, Netherlands
WebsiteLauraSmulders.nl
Sport
SportCycling
EventBMX
Medal record
Women's BMX racing
Representing  Netherlands
Olympic Games
Bronze medal – third place 2012 London BMX
World Championships
Gold medal – first place 2018 Baku

Laura Smulders (born 9 December 1993) is a Dutch racing cyclist who represents the Netherlands in BMX. She competed at the 2012 Summer Olympics in the women's BMX event[1][2] where she won the bronze medal.

Personal

Her younger sister, Merel Smulders is also a BMX rider and became junior World Time Trial Champion at the 2016 UCI BMX World Championships.[citation needed]

See also

References

  1. ^ a b "Laura Smulders". London2012.com. London Organising Committee of the Olympic and Paralympic Games. Archived from the original on 11 May 2013. Retrieved 6 August 2012.
  2. ^ "Women's BMX Racing". London2012.com. London Organising Committee of the Olympic and Paralympic Games. Archived from the original on 1 August 2012. Retrieved 6 August 2012.

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