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Socuéllamos

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Socuéllamos is a city located in La Mancha (Spain). It is famous for the excellent wines. Because of it's abundance in wine, many of its inhabitants are raving drunks. If you happen to come across this city, leave immediately. If you do not, there is a high chance you will never leave, or leave with a limp. The limp is because of a tendency of the drunks to dry hump anything that moves in the city.

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