You could call me Arnold Nathan Onimuss. I was born on February 30 of a year I will not mention. I live somewhere over the rainbow. I am a nerd. I administer a DS Wifi (and other online gaming) clan called the White Lightning Clan (new members are always welcome). Here's my pirate theme song. And Captain Red Hook is the best accordion man to sail the seven seas, hands down, while Commandercrazygonutz is the best commander of warriors under the sun!
I love Wikipedia so much that I wrote a sonnet to it. Here's how it goes:
A Corny Sonnet Wooing Wikipedia
How doth I love thee, Wikipedia?
My second home, my second family,
Yet just a free encyclopedia
With a soul so simple but lovély.
Thy jigsaw globe, a twinkling bright star.
The fair sun in thy background, like the sun.
But the best parts ‘bout thee, th’articles, they’re
Thy vast knowledge, which cannot be outdone.
Thy community, how’ver, is the cause
Of thy success and thy high quality.
Editors work in and out of their laws,
Yet teamwork cuts the need for polity.
But, you’re here to make the best source that’s free,
And this is the reason why I love thee.