User:Bananicaa
This is the page of truth. First of all, Eric owen is the best homosapien-sapien on this lucious planet. He is a whole list of the best positive words ever said, but if i wrote them down here, you would have to look up what each one of them means because just like Eric, thats how unique the best words ever said are, that you would never have seen them before.
Psuedgna
Eric Owen And Danica Carroll are the only people who will ever be profound enough to be identified under the classification of "Psuedgna".
Snazzy Snuffleupagus
Eric Owen and Danica Carroll are the only people who are cuddly and weird enough to be classified as Snazzy Snuffleupaguses.
The Footootray
In the footootray, it is easy to predict that the life span of said Psuedgnas will go on for thousands of years,
and will consist of once in a life time adventures and full of riveting journeys only snazzy snuffleupaguses like
themselves will be able to go on.
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The Adventures of Rebels: EROCK and DC4.0 ==
Prolouge
On January 19, 2008, Danica and Eric attended a birthday party for their best friend Mike; they barely knew a thing about eachother. That night, after some extreme dancing in the alleys, Mike and Eric asked Danica is she would like to try and sing in their band. Later that week, Danica, Mike, and mikes brother Matt went to Erics house to test the new almost-band-member out. They ended up thinking Danica could possibly do the singing for the band, so later that night after everybody was home, Mike and Eric sent Danica a message asking her to be their perminant singer. Excited, Danica accepted, and when Mike had to leave the chatroom, Eric and Danica Stayed. They talked about random weird things for almost an hour, and somehow came up with a great idea for an adventure. Days went by, and Eric and Danica started talking more and more, hours on end. One day after the first band practice at Mikes house, Danica was stuck with no ride home, and her only option was to ask Eric for one, considering he drove himself. Hesitating, Eric desided it was okay, and so he drove her home, while listening to Slipknot. After this day, a friendship started rapidly forming that would eventually turn into something even better.
Chapter 1
We went to michaels craft store and bought black teeshirts, white spray paint, and Eric desided it necesary to buy some sponge flowers too, so we paid for them and went back outside to Erics car. We set up our teshirts on the trunk of the car to make them, but there were too any people driving by. We hopped in the car and drove to Ultimate Video. We took our teeshirt materials back out and attempted to make them again. At first, we planned to spray paint the word "Rebel" on them but the spray paint wasnt exact enough to write letters, so instead we tried to stencil letters into a piece of paper but the paper ripped too easil. So we had one last idea, which was to rip pieces of tape and place them on the shirt spelling out the word "Rebel", paint over them with the white spray paint and then peel the letters off. It worked out really cool, but we had to let them dry off before we wore them into Ultimate Video. We washed our hands in the snow, which was extremely icy and cold. We walked to DUnkin Doughnuts, through the "ghetto of brookfield". We sat down once inside and sat next to a man reading the newspaper on a conjoined table. We started talking, but the man in the newspaper was giving us weird looks over the paper so we akwardly got up in mid sentance and walked out, back through the ghetto and to the car. Our shirts were still somewhat wet, but we put them on anyways and heading into Ultimate Video. We went into "The Vault" intending to find hidden asian slaves behing the walls, so we started pulling out the movied off the shelves to find the secret passage, but then Eric spotted a security camera in the corner next to a scarry clown doll, so we ran out and walekd around the rest of the store inspecting the videos. We got close to the desk and eric said "Ive always wondered something about this store(with a wink)" That was our cue to stand in like at the desk waiting for the lady to get off the phone. ANd yes, we were in our rebel shirts. SHe hung up, and we asked her where we could buy the pyramid thing hanging from the cieling. SHe pointed to the shelf above the "organic food fridge" and said "You probably wont be able to afford them anyways" and "youre just being silly arent you", but we persuaded her that we were completely serious. We started aksing questions about them and the lady started getting into extreme detail. 10 minutes later, she handed is a packed of information about these metal pyramis. We walked back out to Erics car trying hard not to die of laughter. We got back into Erics car and drove to Bobs Discount Furniture. We walked in and went straight to the candy. We tried to make friends with a 10 and 7 year old but they werent interested. We took candy and went to explore the rest of the store before it was time to go home. We sat in the movie theatre section and watched cartoon network for 5 minutes. There were hidden compartments in the couch that we pondered the use of them, and we ended up putting our candy wrappers in them to make use. We got up to inspect the beds. On the way we molested "Bobby the Bear" who was sitting in a chair. We laid on the beds to see the comfort level of each. We found a good one and laid, stairing at the cieling for a coulple moments until people came over and started trying to look at the bed we were on, so we got up and went to the childrens beds. All of which were plasticy and hard. We left and Eric drove me home, but my dad was home so he dropped me off half way down the street and i walked home pretending to come from leeanns.
Chapter 2
Feb 20th, 2008
Eric and I counted down the minutes to the lunar eclipse. WH=hen it was finally 10:30, we both went outside and i called him to watch the moon together over the phone. The moon was orange and the once cloudy sky had turned clear to see the stars. We watched the moon, he laid in his yard and i sat on my roof. We did a quick "red moon" dance, and i also had written a song about the red moon intended for Eric, little did he know it was about him.
Youve left me waiting up wondering I pretended to see shootng stars, while Eric Claimed to really see them, and we mmade wishes on them.
if youre watching the moon with me Mine was to have him like me back, and apparently his wish was me too (which we foud out the next night)
change from white to red coloring After watching and talking for about an hour, we said goodnight.
and in my head i realize
that just like the moon
although others will come around
youre a once in a lifetime chance
so while i sit on the groud
and look up at the stars
ill listen to the sound
of the night and its lonely skies
and wonder if the stars are lies
and if they really grant wishes
because all i want right now
is to look into your eyes
and to be with you.
bananicaa: anyways on a happier note
bananicaa: i forgot to ask you
bananicaa: did you really make a wish last night
bananicaa: or were you just saying it
total anarchoi x: i made a wish last night
total anarchoi x: i saw 3 shooting stars
total anarchoi x: as weird as this sounds, i kinda feel like last night i was suppose to make a wish
total anarchoi x: idk
bananicaa: lol me too!
bananicaa: thats why we pretended shooting stars
total anarchoi x: like the red moon, the suddenly clear sky after a really cloudy one, then 3 shooting stars in about like a minute, and then i was talking to you.
total anarchoi x: but the 3 werent pretend
total anarchoi x: lol
total anarchoi x: the other ones were
bananicaa: lol
bananicaa: well then youre wishes will come true
bananicaa: or wish, sinse you wished the same for all three
bananicaa: because the were real
bananicaa: mine were pretend..
bananicaa: =[
total anarchoi x: lol, well they still count
total anarchoi x: cause
total anarchoi x: there were shooting stars
bananicaa: lol yea
total anarchoi x: you dont need shooting stars to wish
total anarchoi x: shooting stars are just... idk special? lol i have no idea what im tlaking about
bananicaa: lol
bananicaa: no they are
bananicaa: theres not too many opprotunities to see them
bananicaa: so its cool
total anarchoi x: yeah it was
total anarchoi x: thanks for talking to me during that whole red moon thing lol, it was nice to talk to friend while laying in the middle of my lawn... dancing?
total anarchoi x: to a friend*
bananicaa: haha
bananicaa: your welcome thank you for talking to me too!
total anarchoi x: yay
bananicaa: i always enjoy talking to you
bananicaa: lol
bananicaa: its become like a nightly habbit almost
bananicaa: not to be weird
bananicaa: lol
total anarchoi x: lol
total anarchoi x: no thats not weird
total anarchoi x: i enjoy talking to you to
total anarchoi x: idk my house is boring
total anarchoi x: so i kind of look forward to talking with you
total anarchoi x: not to be weird
bananicaa: lol i look forward to talking to you too
bananicaa: i mean my house is boring too but i like talking to you over a lot of other things i could be doing anyways
bananicaa: lol not to be weird
total anarchoi x: lol thats not weird, we enjoy to just talk
bananicaa: lol yes
total anarchoi x: idk, i kinda like that
bananicaa: lol me too
total anarchoi x: my wish, was to meet the dream girl, and to be happy for once. i wanted to do this in person, or actually last night.. this will seem really out of place, but i think i like you. i dont want to ruin a perfectly good friendship with you or the band, but i also dont want to make the mistake of never letting you know. so i just wanted you to know how i felt.
bananicaa: eric i like you too
bananicaa: lol
total anarchoi x: you do?
bananicaa: yes.
bananicaa: lol
bananicaa: like you said its hard for people to tell people how they feel about them
bananicaa: so
bananicaa: lol
bananicaa: i was kind of just
bananicaa: moving along
bananicaa: enjoying us talk about other thing
bananicaa: things
bananicaa: lol
total anarchoi x: lol, i really wanted to do this last night, and i felt like i missed my chance.
bananicaa: lol thants okay, i mean it would have been pretty cool looking at a red moon discussing this
bananicaa: but nows a good time too
bananicaa: whenever works for everything
bananicaa: but i agree with you about the band part. like i dont want mike to feel.. akward.. kind of
bananicaa: lol
bananicaa: so ye
bananicaa: yea
total anarchoi x: so what should we do?
bananicaa: we should
bananicaa: um
bananicaa: lol
bananicaa: well
bananicaa: well first of all im going to be just like you and thank you for being honest and telling me that, it probably took a lot of guts
bananicaa: secondly
bananicaa: i feel like im writing a speech
bananicaa: right now
bananicaa: so ill stop
bananicaa: lol
bananicaa: but
bananicaa: what do you want to do?
total anarchoi x: honestly idk, you seemed really nice, beautiful, funny, just a great person to talk to. and after tina i didnt want to take risks anymore, but you were different. ive never meet anyone like you. im really cheesy but... lol oh well. but like i said before i really dont know, what do you want to do?
Chapter 3
Feb 22
IT WAS A SNOWDAY! Eric's dad picked me up and we drove to nicks house around 3. We played guitar hero until Mike got out of the shower. Nick played extreme with hyperspeed on expert. Mike came over finally, and we sat around for a bit. Eric and I then went outside and both rolled huge balls of snow but they both collapsed. Then we all had a snowball fight and Matty and Nick got in a fight so Matty went inside. We made snow angels. We also went sledding, first down a small flight of stairs which we built a jump off of, and then down a huge hill where we also made a bigger jump. On the way to the big hill we went to Marlie's, but she wouldnt answer her door, so we made a heart in the snow covering her window and then ran away. We sledded down the big hill and then went for a journey through the woods and through a stream. Eric and I walked through the stream and got our feet wet. We also sat in the snow in the woods for a little while to call Erics dad and tell him not to come. When we were on our way out, Eric And I raced to get back to the cleared land at the bottom of the big hill. Eric won, but we all just collapsed at the end and laid there in the snow out of breath, and then talked. Then we walked home back to nick's to take our snow gear off. On the way Marlies mom drove by and told us that she had been home all along. We got to Nick's and took our gear off and got some LEMONlime soda! We walked over to Mikes where his mom made us "9 bean soup" and we watched human tetris. My parents were on their way so we went back to nicks and got my stuff. We also polayed with Nicks sister's dora kitchen. Eric and i played catch for 15 minutes or more with a plastic cheese burger, a plastic mini spatchula, and a plastic mini pan. Then we all hugged goodbye, and i left.
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Chapter 4
It all started on that fateful day with a talk. It began as a normal morning, but then, out of no where, the unsuspected chapter 4 appeared! Little did Eric and Danica know, Yoda, the talking monkey, was to be born on this day, as said by the prophets of Psuedgna. Let the story begin... Eric, waking up, decided to go meet some people at the Danbury Ice Rink with Danica. So, he got dressed, and went to pick up this weird girl named DC4.0 (Danica) in his magic not school bus. He pulled up in danicas yard behind a tree sneakily so that her parents would not have a chance of seeing that it was not Erics dad driving! As time progressed, it was obvious that the magic not school bus had failed Eric and Danica, our two heroes/heroines. At first, they did not know where to turn at the stoplights right before the highway! They ened up turning towards shoprite and went in circles around the parkinglot. Well, it was going smoothly once again afterthat, and we were waiting in a long line of cars. So, Eric puts down all the windows, and decides to be a REBEL by turning the music up obnoxiously loud ( Prayer of the Refugee by Rise Against). As this was happening, the women behind our car started laughing... and it seemed she was mouthing the words to the song being played! They got on the ramp to go towards best buy, and then they went on some roads past that. Erics dad's hand drawn map was not doing them any good, they couldnt read the handwriting! They were... for lack of a better term... LOST O_O yes... lost. Kind of. They pulled into a parkinglot of a car dealership to turn around but couldnt figure out how exactly to turn around once in the crowded parkinglot, but they managed. Next, they started recognizing some of Erics dad's map's landmarks, such as dunkin doughnuts. After that though, they took a wrong turn thanks to DC 4.0, and they ended up on a strange road in between two parking lots. Waiting at a stoplight, a mini bus full of Mexicans who were pressed against the glass stairing at Eric and Danica pulled up right next to them. The light turned green and they turned around in a parking lot. They finally made it to the parkinglot of the ice rink after 45 minutes of driving to a place 10 minutes away, and wondered if they would have to pay the toll for parking, but they spotted a random person from school and asked, and it turned out, it was sunday, so we didnt have to. We walked into the ice rink, and eric realized he didnt lock the car! so we ran outside to lock the car, ran back in, and tried to find the people who we were meeting there. We ended up finding Chitra, Michelle, and Lisa. There was only 10 minutes of freeskating left, so we left and started our adventure to the mall with two new companions: MIchelle and Lisa. Lisa, being from danbudy, got us safely to the mall. We got there and went straight to gloria jeans to get a White Chocolate Caramel Cookie Chiller which we shared, we went up to the foodcourt and sat near build-a-bear. We noticed the new addition to the mall: weird shaped plastic trees. We pulled a few leaves off then enjoyed our drink! Eric and danica then went into build-a-bear. We spent a very long time trying to choose the right bear, and we finally chose a monkey. We took it to the fluff machine and picked out a voicebox that we had to make ourselves, so we went in the bathroom with our other two companions and recorded one. It says "Yoda I am, Chapter 4 i was made..... Rawr!" and laughing proceeds that. We gave the voicebox to the sewing lady who stuffed him and gave us little hearts we had to kiss and do a dance with/make a wish on, and the sewed yoda up and gave him back. the sound went of as she did that, which was funny. Anyways, on our way out of the mall, Danica Eric and Michelle stopped in the dress dept.at Macys and put them on over our necks and danced in the isle. We danced all the way out of the store, seeing Claudia on the way out. Then Eric drove Danica and Michelle home for the night, dropping danica off at her house with a good night HUG. ;]