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Fagrat –noun Also commonly called, Fagratee Fargie Fagroot El Fagrat 'Jugs'Fagrat Carrot Fagrat Mango The fagrat is now merely regarded as the most homosexual of the rat species. There is speculation that the fagrat was the first animal to display same sex lustings, it is however in some circles (twisted, twisted circles) debated that the T-Rex was the first animal to exhibit these characteristics. This despicable rumor of course cannot be disproved without the use of a time machine, which is far beyond the expenses of you’re average animal enthusiast.

The Fagrat is a very rare and smelly creature it is the Largest of its species in the rat and fag families. Residing in a small area in north east Victoria, Australia. The Fagrat is often spotted out from its environment by it strong smell and frullet.

The Fagrat mostly hangs around "The Corruption Boys". The corruption boys drive around in their grouse white utes and wearing their blueys, the Fagrat has often been spotted following the Corruption Boys around.

During the hotter months the Fagrat takes refuge in a tent like shelter which it can carry around with it. This tent like shelter is also commonly refered to as a mu-mu. With the mullet, The mu-mu absorbs the sweat of the Fagrat. The sweat is used by the fagrat to repell most people other animals and has been know to kill plants.

The Fagrat when agrovated by humans can walk up to speeds of 6.4km. the first signs of an agrovated Fagrat is a twitching eye. It is not yet know which of the fagrats eye twiches because no one has ever gotten close enough to the fagrat.

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