Ryan O'Connor

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Ryan Vergil O'Connor (ROC) was born December 21, 1986. His parents, Tom and Vicki conveived Ryan nearly 9 months prior to that date.


Childhood

Ryan would excel as a human being beginning in the early years of his life. Sink hole diving, discoveries, inventing lifeforms, stretching, and pebbles consisted of Ryans childhood, standard really. At 11, Ryan got armpit hair. He was the first in his class.


Teenage Years

When he was 13, Ryan got a go-kart for Christmas. Things would never be the same. By 15, Ryan was part of a 7-0 JV football squad. It was in the 15th year and 9 month anniversery of Ryans conceivement that a term describing Ryans characteristics was coined, ROC. R= Righteous, O= Ollways (he couldn't think of any words that started witha 'o'), C = Courteous. His life was destined for greatness from here on.

High School (events are in order of when they took place)

Now if the story of Ryan O'Connor in high school was written, it would take up over three hundred milllion pages. There is just that much great material. So we will give you the fast fowarded highlight write up. Freshman year Ryan was too lazy to walk 100 yards to school so he would be escoreted by Clifford, the Big Red Jeep, to pick him up. Ryan was somewhat of a folk-tale his freshman year. When Brandon Saunders found out of his legacy, he challenged him to a "whose the better human" duel, and to the worlds shock, won. Ryan discovers alcohol, becomes quite fond of sleeping in front lawns. Discovery of weed. Durr is created. Fast forward two years. Ryan's classmates could not figure out how to show their approval for his existence until a simple word, said repeatedly and with a increased volume, began spreading like wild-fire in California. By simply chanting Ryans popular nickname, ROC, the fanbase grew. Talent shows, skit night, Mr. Eagle competition, you name it, The "ROC" chant was likely happening. Graduation.


Adult Life

At 18 Ryan would seek admittance to Saint Petersburg Colelge. Ryan gained approval to be accepted and became a part of the SPC Titan family. At 20, Ryan grew old of his surroundings and being better then everyone so he decided to seek bigger and better things. Hello Orlando. To this day, Ryan can be found bar hopping the college pubs of Orlando and shredding the streets looking for challenges. He loves websites and cotton fiber. ROC.