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Lex Schiotling
Born21 April 1954
Osaka
NationalityBelgian / Japanese
Other namesSexy Lexy
OccupationGardener

Lex (Alexander Jehova Fawaka) Schiotling, (April 21, 1954) is a former professional cyclist, composer, stockbroker, political activist and mailman. Born the son of an Indonesian mother and a goldfish, Lex grew up in Japan where he was held captive and was subjected to a secret government mindcontrolling program. At the age of 6 Lex was sent to Antwerp by the Japanese government. At the age of 7 he fled to The Netherlands by hiding in a bookcase. In this bookcase he composed his first opera: 'How I Love The Flemish'.

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