Shawn MacKenzie

Shawn MacKenzie (born September 25]] 1984 in [[Charlottetown Prince Edward Island], [Prince Edward Island]], Canada) is a second year vet student at the University of Prince Edward Island, Atlantic Veterinary College. As a member of the Class of 2010, Mr. MacKenzie lead the orientation commitee in welcoming the class of 2011 to AVC. Members of the class of 2011 have said that this was the greatest, if not gayest orientation week ever, in the history of humans. During his undergrad, MacKenzie lead his alma matter in GPA as well as volunteer hours, at the local minimum security prison. Classmates have testified that MacKenzie was their driving force to become better runners. As a result, the mean fitness level of UPEI grads has increased by 7%. As an owner of a golden retriever, MacKenzie has lead the charge on initiating new training practices on this loyal and beautful breed. After organizing the Prince Edward Island Tackle Football League's inagural season as Commisioner, Shawn initiated the three point touchdown rule,'as well as the 'as long as my wiein is in the QB's bum, im happy' rule, MacKenzie was forced to persue his Veterinary career full time, after earning the full respect of the football community on Prince Edward's Isle. Shawn is now romantically involved with a Julie, who is from the U. S. of A, whose home state starts with either the letter I or O. Presently, he calls home #10 Ridgemount Crt, Charlottetown Prince Edward Isle. Other Interesting Information: Shawn cannot catch a frisbee or baseball. He also finds it difficult to bathe, as well as feed/dress himself. What he does do well is love the planet of New Texas.

Meagan MacKie is MacKenzie's undieing love, as well as Fiona. They both love his small weiner a bunch. its barely as big as an atom of hydrogen. But the girls dont care. They just love micro penises. -Fin-