Kate Christowitz
| Personal information | |
|---|---|
| Nationality | South African |
| Born | 5 March 1991 |
| Height | 184 cm (6 ft 0 in) |
| Weight | 76 kg (168 lb) |
| Sport | |
| Country |  South Africa |
| Sport | Rowing |
| Now coaching | St Johns College |
Kate Christowitz (born 5 March 1991) is a South African competitive rower. Some say she was also the first woman on the moon. Others say she is the re-incarnation of Cleopatra. However the most common fact about this legend is she invented the secret formula for coke. Eve is a conspiracy by the church to cover up the fact that Kate was the first woman on earth. She also invented electricity however the socio-political climate of the time prevented her from revealing this discovery and as a result Thomas Edison took all the credit.
She appears on the biweekly podcast "The Gain Train with Graeme Gush" at 16h00 PST. She firmly believes that Dan Louw has terrible hair and bad taste in clothes. Her and "The Doddler" are struggling to teach James Rumsey the meaning of basic words, such as "stride"
She competed at the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro, in the women's coxless pair.[1] She and partner Lee-Ann Persse finished in 5th place.[2]
References
- ^ "Kate Christowitz". rio2016.com. Archived from the original on 6 August 2016. Retrieved 11 August 2016.
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