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| playername = ''Ciro Capuano''
| image =
| fullname = Ciro Capuano
| nickname =
| dateofbirth = {{birth date and age|1981|8|10}}
| cityofbirth = [[Naples]]
| countryofbirth = [[Italy]]
| height = {{height|meter=1.85}}
| currentclub = {{flagicon|Italy}} [[U.S. Città di Palermo]]
| clubnumber = 3
| position = [[Defender (football)|Left back]]
| youthyears =
| youthclubs = [[Empoli F.C.]]
| years = 1999-2000<br/>2000-2004<br/>2004-2006<br/>2006-
| clubs = [[Empoli F.C.|Empoli]]<br/>[[Pisa Calcio|Pisa]]<br/>[[Bologna F.C. 1909|Bologna]]<br/>[[U.S. Città di Palermo|Palermo]]
| caps(goals) = 0 (0)<br/>99 (7)<br/>51 (0)<br/>19 (1)
| nationalyears = 2002
| nationalteam = Italy U-20
| nationalcaps(goals) = 1 (0)
| pcupdate = May 30, 2007
| ntupdate = May 2, 2007
}}


'''Ciro Capuano''' (born [[10 August]] [[1981]] in [[Naples]], [[Italy]]) is an [[Italy|Italian]] [[football (soccer)|footballer]] presently playing with [[U.S. Città di Palermo]]. Ciro signed from [[Bologna F.C. 1909|Bologna]] at the start of the [[Serie A 2006-07|2006/2007]] season and plays on the left side of defence.
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==External links==
Also see:
*[http://www.ilpalermocalcio.it/en/0607/scheda.jsp?id=3818 Capuano's profile (from US Palermo official website)]
*[[User:Jordan5001/Articles]] for a list of articles that I have created.
*[[User:Jordan5001/Sandbox]] for my sandbox (experiment!)


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Hello! This is Jordan's user page.<br />
Welcome everyone who has come onto this page, I hope you like it! Vandalism, like any other page on [[Wikipedia]], is not allowed.


{{Persondata
As you have all probably noticed, I am very enthusiastic when it comes to my userpage. Believe it or not, this page did in fact used to be much longer, until I had quite a lot of personal info removed for my own safety as I'm only a kid. I did my first edit to Wikipedia on [[12 April]] [[2007]], and am still ongoing!
|NAME= Capuano, Ciro
|ALTERNATIVE NAMES= Capuano, Ciro
|SHORT DESCRIPTION=footballer
|DATE OF BIRTH= 1981-8-10
|PLACE OF BIRTH= [[Naples,Cassino]], [[Italy]]
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[[Category:Pisa Calcio players]]
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[[Category:Serie A players]]
[[Category:People from Naples]]


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Anyone wanting to say hello or submit a message, please feel free to do so on my discussion/talk page. Again, vandalism, etc is prohibited. Please remember that messages about my userpage and/or me as a Wikipedia user in general are supposed to be submitted.


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I hope you have fun reading through it (well, perhaps not all of it) - it should keep you occupied for a while, especially if your include the userboxes.
[[nl:Ciro Capuano]]

[[pl:Ciro Capuano]]
==Jordan's Details==
[[pt:Ciro Capuano]]

[[scn:Ciro Capuano]]
===General===
'''Name:''' {{flagicon|England}} {{flagicon|Scotland}} Jordan (surname witheld)<br />
'''Gender:''' Male<br />
'''DOB:''' 17 October (year witheld)<br />
'''Location:''' [[Nottinghamshire]], [[England]]<br />
'''Race:''' White<br />
'''Nationality:''' 3/4 [[England|English]], 1/4 [[Scotland|Scottish]]<br />

===Pets===
* 2 dwarf black [[Rabbit|rabbits]] (breed currently unknown). Named Milly and Molly.
* 1 [[cockatiel]] (of natural colour). Named Rammy.

===Areas Of Expertise===
(Non-official, of course):

Mathematics, Sciences, Geography, English, [[French language|French]], Computers.<br />
'''Likes:''' (Stated above) ,Electronics, Music.<br />
'''Dislikes:''' Sport, History.<br />

===Interests===
'''Favourite Food:''' Anything foreign ([[Indian cuisine|Indian]], [[Chinese cuisine|Chinese]], [[pizza]], [[pasta]])<br />
'''Favourite Drink:''' [[Vimto]]

'''Music:'''

'''Favourite Song:''' [[Cher]] - [[Believe (Cher song)|Believe]]<br />
'''Saddest Song:''' [[Céline Dion]] - [[My Heart Will Go On]] ----- View http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO_vFuzPJvc<br />
'''Favourite Artists:'''

* {{flagicon|Norway}} [[a-ha]]
* {{flagicon|The Netherlands}} [[Alice DeeJay]]
* {{flagicon|Denmark}} {{flagicon|Norway}} [[Aqua (band)|Aqua]]
* {{flagicon|England}} [[Busted]]
* {{flagicon|Germany}} [[Cascada]]
* {{flagicon|Canada}} [[Céline Dion]]
* {{flagicon|USA}} {{flagicon|England}} {{flagicon|Germany}} {{flagicon|Ireland}} [[Cher]]
* {{flagicon|Ireland}} [[The Corrs]]
* {{flagicon|Spain}} [[Enrique Iglesias]]
* {{flagicon|USA}} [[Fergie (singer)|Fergie]]
* {{flagicon|USA}} [[The Fray]]
* {{flagicon|Saint Vincent and the Grenadines}} [[Kevin Lyttle]]
* {{flagicon|USA}} [[The Killers]]
* {{flagicon|USA}} [[Meat Loaf]]
* {{flagicon|Canada}} {{flagicon|Portugal}} [[Nelly Furtado]]
* {{flagicon|Barbados}} [[Rihanna]]
* {{flagicon|England}} {{flagicon|Ireland}} [[Shayne Ward]]
* {{flagicon|England}} [[Take That]]

'''Television:''' ''[[Little Britain]]'', ''[[Doctor Who]]'', ''[[Top Gear]]'', ''[[The Simpsons]]'', ''[[Only Fools And Horses]]'', ''[[The Catherine Tate Show]]''.<br />
'''Films:''' ''[[Harry Potter (films)|Harry Potter]]'' 1,2,3,4&5, ''[[Terminator (series)|Terminator]]'' 1,2&3, ''[[Back to the Future]]'' 1,2&3, ''[[Titanic (1997 film)|Titanic]]'', ''[[Agent Cody Banks]]''.<br />
'''Game:''' [[Pokémon (video games)|Pokémon]], [[Tomb Raider]], [[Simpsons Hit & Run]], [[Harry Potter (video games)|Harry Potter]], [[James Bond (games)|James Bond]].<br />

'''Favourite Actors/Actresses:'''
* {{flagicon|Sweden}} [[MyAnna Buring]] (Played Scooti Manista in ''[[Doctor Who]]'')
* {{flagicon|Scotland}} [[David Tennant]] (Plays the [[Tenth Doctor]] in ''[[Doctor Who]]'' and played [[Barty Crouch Junior]] in ''[[Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire]]'')
* {{flagicon|England}} [[Helena Bonham Carter]] (Played [[Bellatrix Lestrange]] in ''[[Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (film)|Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix]]'')
* {{flagicon|England}} {{flagicon|Spain}} [[Natalia Tena]] (Played [[Nymphadora Tonks]] in ''[[Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (film)|Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix]]'')

'''Idols:'''
* {{flagicon|England}} [[JK Rowling]]
* {{flagicon|Austria}} [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]]
* {{flagicon|Canada}} [[Michael J Fox]]
* {{flagicon|England}} [[Daniel Radcliffe]]
* {{flagicon|Ireland}} [[Andrea Corr]]

===Future Education===
I'll be staying at school until the end of Year 11. From there I intend to take my [[A-Levels]] and move into university. In my adult years, I intend to get a well-paid job, which will probably regard mathematics, science and information technology (IT) and may aim to become a doctor in those particular subject areas.

==Phrases==

I have a lot of phrases I have made up over my school years. Here are all that I can remember (phrases currently in use are still in bold):

* Bilm! (My oldest recorded phrase which was invented in year 3 and was encouraged by friend Rose)
* Powdered Cheese! (Made when I was reading out the ingredients of [[Mini Cheddars]] to Lewis Bradbury)
* Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom! (Copied from http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com)
* Oooo! It's a bouncy ball! (Copied from Pete who lives on my street)
* '''You naughty boy!'''
* You stupid girl!
* Are you [[Greece|Greek]]?!/ Do you speak [[Greek language|Greek]]?! (Made when I discovered Callum Burrows had been to Greece for his holiday)
* Béilín meala na háilleacht' nach ndearna riamh claon. ([[Irish Language|Gaelic]]) TRANSLATION: That honey-lipped beauty that never said wrong. (A line from [[The Corrs]] song, [[Dreams: The Ultimate Corrs Collection#Track listing|Bríd Óg Ní Mháille]])
* '''Eat PIZZA!''' (Made on behalf of my love of pizza)
* I wanna have your babies! (A line from the [[Natasha Bedingfield]] song, I Wanna Have Your Babies)
* '''Oh my god!''' (Said in the style of [[Patty and Selma Bouvier|Paddy and Selma]] from ''[[The Simpsons]]'')
* Did you know, for example, that a female Raxacoricofallapatorian can manufacture a poison dart within her own finger? (Said really quick- a line from the script of the ''[[Doctor Who]]'' episode, ''"[[Boom Town (Doctor Who)|Boom Town]]"'')
* Eeny Meeny Macka Racka Rari Dominacka Shickapopper Dickywhopper Rom Pom Stick! (A game from ''[[Dick and Dom in da Bungalow]]'')
* Je n'ai pas de frères et sœurs! ([[French language|French]]) TRANSLATION: I don't have any brothers or sisters! (Derived from a [[French language|French]] lesson)
* Professor Moody! What- what are you doing? (A line from the script of the film, ''[[Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (film)|Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire]]'')
* '''Eight!''' (Made up with Isaac Lightfoot)
* Un sacapuntas! ([[Spanish language|Spanish]]) TRANSLATION: A pencil sharpener! (Derived from a Year 5 [[Spanish language|Spanish]] lesson)
* I am your father. (Took from the film, ''[[Star Wars]]'', said by [[Darth Vader]])
* Cheese! (Made on my behalf of my love of cheese)
* [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]], -egger, -egger, eh, eh, eh... (Sung in the tune of [[Rihanna]] feat. [[Jay Z]], [[Umbrella (song)|Umbrella]]. Made on Year 7 camp)
* '''Interoasting...''' (Discovered when I said interesting in an odd voice)
* What a shame! (Of natural origin)
* It's absolutely fine, absol-oo-lay-vine, absol-oo-lay-vine. (Created when I said "It's absolutely fine" repeatedly to one of my sisters)
* Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched? Hee-ya! Hee-ya! Hee-ya! (Made in an RE lesson, Year 7)
* Big bird just flew over ... maybe it's a stork ... aaah! aaah! aaah! (Took from an episode of ''[[Big Kids]]'')
* I for one am wearing a beautiful dress. If only you could see me- I look pretty darn hot. (Took from a line said by [[Tom Baker]] in ''[[Little Britain: The Game]]'')
* Get your coogies off of me! (Took from the film, ''[[Back to the Future Part II]]'')
* Open door forty! Open door forty! OPEN DOOR FORTY! OPEN DOOR FORTY! OPEN DOOR FORTY! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!! (A line said and screamed by Scooti Manista in the ''[[Doctor Who]]'' episode, ''"[[The Impossible Planet]]"'')
* Why don't you curl up and go live in a boosh? (Took from a line said by [[Tom Baker]] in ''[[Little Britain: The Game]]'')
* Don't poke the penguin! (A phrase took from an icon found on sites such as [[Piczo]])
* Por Favor! ([[Spanish language|Spanish]]) TRANSLATION: Please! (Created and continued because it sounds good when said in a [[Spanish language|Spanish]] accent)
* '''Hee-lo...''' (Said in a muffled voice to various people and is an adaptation of "Hello Rammy" I say to my pet cockatiel)
* You calling me fat? AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH! (Took from a ''[[Drake and Josh]]'' episode)
* He's in the shed. But not our shed. Because we don't have one. But he's in a shed. (Taken from a ''[[My Parents Are Aliens]]'' episode)
* '''Get out of my flat!''' (A remake of [[Peggy Mitchell]]'s line in the ''[[Doctor Who]]'' episode ''"[[Army of Ghosts]]"'')
* Tu n'es pas Grec(/Greque)? ([[French language|French]]) TRANSLATION: You are not Greek? (Taken from a line said to [[Mr Bean]] by the French Sabine in ''[[Mr Bean's Holiday]]'')
* '''Boosha!''' (Taken from an episode of ''[[Drake and Josh]]'')

For more words I have said for long periods of time, see [[User:Jordan5001#Word of the Week|Word of the Week]]

==Nicknames==

* [[J2O]] (Formally used by a few old friends and made up by Gayle. Used by a few random people every now and again)
* '''Cheese''' (Used by various kids at school- started when Grace from 8HF discovered I had cheese in my packed lunch on the way to York for a school trip)
* '''Olive''' (Used mainly by Jessie Nurse and occasionally used by various random people at random times)
* '''Olive Oil''' (Used by lots of people to refer to my surname)
* Onion (Used only by Ellis in 8HF at school because of onion's relation to cheese)
* '''Squirrel''' (Was used by a few people in 8RB for some unknown reason, but is now only said by Helen Soar)
* '''JJ''' (Used only by Lewis Bradbury)
* '''Joudy''' (Used by Lewis and Stephen Throssell)
* The Muffin Man (Formally used by Katie Humphreys)
* Walter (Made up by myself in year 7 because it was my name throughout the [[Victorian era|Victorian]] Day in year 5)
* Pie Man (Formally used by a few boys in 8NB for an unknown reason)
* Man (Was used by a few boys in 8SL, but I encouraged them to call me Cheese instead)
* [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] (After I invented the [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] song)
* Jidaldon (I call my friend Jodie Jidaldie so she started calling me Jidaldon)

==Silly Poetry==
This is a poem I made up in an English lesson on [[11 December]] [[2007]]. It is an adaption of the famous [[Christmas]] poem ''[[Twas the Night Before Christmas]]''. The version below is a slightly different form the original one.

''Twas the night before Christmas when all through my house''<br />
''Not a creature was stirring, apart from my mouse''<br />
''Then suddenly the kitchen's window latch tossed''<br />
''And in through the window stepped [[Kate Moss]]''

''Nothing could be heard apart from the cars''<br />
''But Neptune and Venus were talking to Mars''<br />
''Kate looked up, Kate looked down''<br />
''And then her nice smile turned into a frown''

''She cheered herself up by eating some ham''<br />
''And then started stiffing some raspberry jam''<br />
''Just then I woke up and shouted "Japan!"''<br />
''And then came in Miss Foale, Kyle and Han''*

''They all started chatting, they spoke so clear''<br />
''But I didn't know Han was holding a spear''<br />
''Then woke my sisters, my mum and my dad''<br />
''Then my cat and my dog which I don't even have''

''We all crept downstairs and watched the four people''<br />
''Who were all staring out at the church steeple''<br />
''The steeple turned blue, then green, then red''<br />
''Then Han swung his spear and we were all dead''

''The moral of this story is to love one another''<br />
''Not murder your friends, your sister, your brother''<br />
''Twas the night beforw Christmas when all through my house''<br />
''Not a creature was stirring, apart from a Han''

<nowiki>*</nowiki> Miss Foale is currently one of my English teachers, Kyle and Han are classmates.

==My Claims To Fame!==

* My uncle by marriage, Dr Simon (surname witheld), is the head coach of the local Rugby Club (name witheld) and is now a part-time coach.

* My uncle (Simon)'s uncle, Glen (surname witheld) is a famous film editor and has edited a few major films.

* Because of the resemblance my Grandad, Derek (surname witheld), bears to [[Patrick Stewart]], he has been involved in a few charity events across the country. These charity events included famous actors and other stars signing autographs for the public. I was invited to one of these events with my grandad and met ''[[Harry Potter (films)|Harry Potter]]'', ''[[Lord Of The Rings]]'' and ''[[Star Wars]]'' stars. My Grandad and I are now close friends with [[Devon Murray]], who plays [[Seamus Finnigan]] in the ''[[Harry Potter (films)|Harry Potter]]'' films and his mother, Delly.

I've met:
** {{flagicon|Ireland}} '''[[Devon Murray]]''' ([[Seamus Finnigan]], ''[[Harry Potter (films)|Harry Potter]]'' series)
** {{flagicon|England}} '''[[Matthew Lewis]]''' ([[Neville Longbottom]], ''[[Harry Potter (films)|Harry Potter]]'' series)
** {{flagicon|England}} '''[[James and Oliver Phelps]]''' ([[Fred and George Weasley]], ''[[Harry Potter (films)|Harry Potter]]'' series)
** {{flagicon|England}} '''[[Jamie Waylett]]''' ([[Vincent Crabbe]], ''[[Harry Potter (films)|Harry Potter]]'' series)
** {{flagicon|England}} '''[[Chris Rankin]]''' ([[Percy Weasley]], ''[[Harry Potter (films)|Harry Potter]]'' series)
** {{flagicon|New Zealand}} '''[[Daniel Logan]]''' ([[Boba Fett]], ''[[Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones]]'')
** {{flagicon|Scotland}} '''[[Gordon Ramsey]]''' ([[Celebrity chef]])

I've has personally signed autographs from:
** All of the above save '''Gordon Ramsey''' and '''Chris Rankin'''
** {{flagicon|England}} '''[[Daniel Radcliffe]]''' ([[Harry Potter (character)|Harry Potter]], ''[[Harry Potter (films)|Harry Potter]]'' series)
** {{flagicon|England}} '''[[Rupert Grint]]''' ([[Ron Weasley]], ''[[Harry Potter (films)|Harry Potter]]'' series)
** {{flagicon|England}} '''[[Emma Watson]]''' ([[Hermione Granger]], ''[[Harry Potter (films)|Harry Potter]]'' series)
** {{flagicon|England}} '''[[Hugh Mitchell]]''' ([[Colin Creevey]], ''[[Harry Potter (films)|Harry Potter]]'' series)
** {{flagicon|England}} '''[[Harry Melling]]''' ([[Dudley Dursley]], ''[[Harry Potter (films)|Harry Potter]]'' series)

I also have various personally signed autographs from ''[[Harry Potter (films)|Harry Potter]]'' actors, some of which are major ''[[Harry Potter (films)|Harry Potter]]'' actors which I have not met, such as [[Daniel Radcliffe]], [[Rupert Grint]] and [[Emma Watson]].

* Because of the above reasons, my Grandad got himself, me and Stephen (friend) tickets to see the cast and crew screening of the latest ''[[Harry Potter (films)|Harry Potter]]'' film, ''[[Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix]]''. We went to the [[Empire, Leicester Square|Empire]] cinema in [[London]] to see this film on the [[23rd June]] [[2007]], which was 10 days before the world premiere in [[Japan]] on the [[3rd July]] [[2007]]. We watched the film with friend Delly, [[Devon Murray]]'s mother. After this trip to [[London]], Stephen printed the story in his school newsletter, Parkview (Summer Term 2007). In this story, Stephen stated that the whole trip had been worthwhile and my Grandad, [[Devon Murray]], Delly (Fidelma) Murray, [[Chris Rankin]] and I were all mentioned.

* My Grandad, Derek (mentioned above) is the current vice president a local Hockey Club (name witheld).

* My Grandad has invited my whole family and I to a local cricket club (name witheld), where the Club had put on a barbeque and were playing one-off games of cricket because of the appearance of the [[celebrity chef]] [[Gordon Ramsey]], although we didn't know he was coming. Gordon came with the cricket players and played games of cricket because he wanted Raz to get the idea of how he was treating his staff (he did this by tying the players' limbs together). Raz is the manager of an Indian restaurant in [[Nottingham]], which featured for the hour-long episode 7,series 5, of ''[[Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares]]'' on [[Channel 4]], aired on [[11 December]] [[2007]]. My family and I were all seen for a few seconds at the cricket club on TV. We also had our pictures taken with Gordon.

* At [[Skegness]] in the summer holidas of [[2007]], the [[Nickelodeon UK|Nickelodeon]] kids' TV program ''[[Slime across the UK and Ireland]]'' was filming on the beach there. I saw the film set and crew and caught glimpses of the presenters.

* I've recently found out that all Forsyths are related in my research into my paternal Grandma's side of my family. If this source is correct, I will be related to all Forsyths in the world, as all were descended from Guirand de Forsyth, born in the year 1211 in [[France]]. Along with this meaning I am distantly French, I would be related to people such as [[Bruce Forsyth]] (the presenter of ''[[Strictly Come Dancing]]'').

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:Arnold Schwarzenegger 2004-01-30.jpg|[[Austrian]] [[actor]], [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]]
Image:Andrea corr glastonbury.jpg|[[Andrea Corr]], the lead singer of [[The Corrs]]
Image:Shayne ward.jpg|[[Irish]] [[pop music|pop]] singer, [[Shayne Ward]]</gallery><gallery>
Image:Flag of Ireland.svg|The flag of my third favourite [[country]], [[Ireland]]
</gallery>

==Wikipedia==
Wikipedia is probably the most effective and detailed factual site on the [[Internet]] in my opinion, giving you information about virtually anything about everything in the form of {{NUMBEROFARTICLES}} articles in [[English language|English]] (main page accessable [[Main Page|here]]) and in much more languages if you don't speak [[English language|English]]. Wikipedia is also available on mobile phones that have access to the [[Internet]] and also has lots of separate "wikis" (all viewable on the [[List of wikis]] page).

Of course, it is the continued editing of the vistors/users/administrators of [[Wikipedia]] that keep it running and up to date. I am a member, and therefore have the authority to edit any article on [[Wikipedia]]. Also, people without an account can edit any page no matter how old they are. But it is free to start up an account on [[Wikipedia]] and I advise people to do so. To view the articles I have created, see [[User:Jordan5001/Articles]]

Wikipedia is very useful for school research and, as it happens, everything that has nothing to do with school as well.

I hope you find Wikipedia useful! Have a good day!

==Nonsense Stories==
''This section is under construction!''<br />
The storyline of these stories I have taken an interest in writing is meant to be "stupid" and make no sense at all to make the reader laugh at the nonsense. Many people have read it at school and have approved the story and have encouraged me to write more.

===The Woodlouse===
'''''The Woodlouse''''' is the first of my fictional nonsense stories created by myself when Jodie and I first started making up "stupid" stories with each other. This story follows the life of a [[woodlouse]] who gets a school newsletter-printing machine stuck to his back, is allergic to gluten-free products and gets himself into a huge dilemma concerning the whole planet.

===No One Knows...===
This is the sequel to The Woodlouse (despite the fact that it does not to the previous story at all). It is roughly the same length and was completed on [[24 February]] [[2008]]. This one follows a [[cabbage]] who grew an extra arm and a pot of [[blackberry]] [[jam]] who live in [[Russia]].

Both stories are too large too write here. Besides, Wikipedia's purpose is not to advertise personal stories! However, if you wish to read a copy of the story, please say so and who you are on my talk page and I can email it to you.

==Word of the Week==

I now have a completely random word each week. Here's a list of all the random words I have used:<br><small>Please note that some these words are meant to link to disambiguation pages.</small>

[[Image:Beef inspection USDA.jpg|thumb|left|175px|Beef!!]]

* [[28 January]] [[2008]] - '''[[Hagrid]]'''
* [[4 February]] [[2008]] - '''[[Voodoo]]'''
* [[11 February]] [[2008]] - '''[[Lampshade]]'''
* [[18 February]] [[2008]] - '''[[Chicago]]'''
* [[25 February]] [[2008]] - '''[[Moo]]'''
* [[3 March]] [[2008]] - '''[[Beef]]'''
* [[10 March]] [[2008]] - '''[[Synagogue]]'''
* [[17 March]] [[2008]] - '''[[Blubber]]'''
* [[24 March]] [[2008]] - '''[[Racoon]]'''
* [[31 March]] [[2008]] - '''[[Gooseberry]]'''
* [[7 April]] [[2008]] - '''[[Madonna]]'''
* [[14 April]] [[2008]] - '''[[Nappy]]'''
* [[21 April]] [[2008]] - '''[[Bodybag]]'''

After bodybag, I realised the word of the week was losing its touch, so I stopped it, and Hagrid is now back in business!!!

==Other Useful Websites==

* http://www.andkon.com
* http://www.answers.com
* http://www.ask.com
* http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
* http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/
* http://www.bulbapedia.org
* http://www.genesreunited.com
* http://www.george-spencer.notts.sch.uk
* http://www.google.co.uk
* http://www.harrypotter.warnerbros.com
* http://www.jkrowling.com
* http://www.serebii.net
* http://www.tribalpages.com - please contact me personally for my user ID for this website.
* http://www.videocodes4u.com
* http://www.wikitionary.org
* http://www.yahoo.com
* http://www.youtube.com -- '''My User ID''': themusicman8

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Ciro Capuano
Personal information
Full name Ciro Capuano
Height 1.85 m (6 ft 1 in)
Position(s) Left back
Team information
Current team
Italy U.S. Città di Palermo
Number 3
‡ National team caps and goals, correct as of May 2, 2007

Ciro Capuano (born 10 August 1981 in Naples, Italy) is an Italian footballer presently playing with U.S. Città di Palermo. Ciro signed from Bologna at the start of the 2006/2007 season and plays on the left side of defence.

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