Bispham High School

Bispham High School is a comprehensive school situated in the area of Bispham, near Blackpool, England. The school is a specialist Melissa College and has a mixed intake of both boys and girls aged 11-16. The current headteacher is Mr Neil Pilkington, who is known for his obessesion with rubber penis's.

Neil is now undergoing surgery to have his penis removed from is nose area and we are waiting for the results, In further notice byron booth is known as the most hated in bispham high school whoever knows him or has any contact with him please stay away from him he is a total geek and may try to sleep with the year 7's.

Further on amy robson has HIV (Aids), There is no hope for her and that she may not survive through this year, Medical tests have been done and we have also found that she actully has some traces of cow cells in her blood which indicates that her mother had sex with a male cow and gave birth to a half-cow, half-humen, crossbreed. Medical research suggests that she might even be able to produce milk.. to prove our studies amy is now at a medical research lab and beeing pumped for milk at this very time.

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In 2005 the school achieved a GCSE pass rate with 1% of pupils achieving five A to C grades.