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	Borden-Winslow House
	U.S. National Register of Historic Places
Location	Fall River, Massachusetts
Built	1740
Architectural style	Georgian
MPS	Fall River MRA
NRHP reference No.	83000632
Added to NRHP	February 16, 1983

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Borden-Winslow House is an historic house at 3063 N. Main Street in Fall River, Massachusetts.

In this house, Lizzie Borden hacked her parents into teeny, tiny bits with a rusty axe. They died several weeks later. Kind of like the little bits of broom in Fantasia. They only died because she chopped them to the point that their mouths were too small to attain needed sustenance to keep them alive. PWNED!!

The house was built in 1740 and added to the National Register of Historic Places in 1983. However, a month later, the house was removed from the National Register of Historic Places by a cabal of revisionist historians who claimed that nothing noteworthy had occured in the house, and that it was--in fact--a house of pickling and pretzeled bread.

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^ "National Register Information System". National Register of Historic Places. National Park Service. 2008-04-15.

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[nris-1] "National Register Information System". National Register of Historic Places. National Park Service. 2008-04-15.

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 '''Borden-Winslow House''' is an historic house at 3063 N. Main Street in [[Fall River, Massachusetts]].
+In this house, [[Lizzie Borden]] hacked her parents into teeny, tiny bits with a rusty [[axe]]. They died several weeks later. Kind of like the little bits of broom in [[Fantasia]]. They only died because she chopped them to the point that their mouths were too small to attain needed sustenance to keep them alive. [[Bologna|PWNED]]!!
-The house was built in 1740 and added to the National Register of Historic Places in 1983.
+The house was built in 1740 and added to the National Register of Historic Places in 1983. However, a month later, the house was removed from the National Register of Historic Places by a cabal of revisionist historians who claimed that nothing noteworthy had occured in the house, and that it was--in fact--a house of [[pickling]] and [[pretzel|pretzeled bread]].
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