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Luthinya was born in Xi'an, China in 1993 and currently studies in St Paul's Girls' School of Hammersmith, London. Previously she has lived in China for nine years where she committed most of her primary education. As her parents believed in, and preferred a freer education in England; she came over the sea to that country in 2003, Where she plans to remain until she could matriculate into university. She has a deep interest in modern theoretical physics despite also cherishing a love for famous works of literature and philosophy, the most prominent among which being The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien, Critique of Pure Reason by Immanuel Kant, The Waste Land by T.S. Eliot, Paradise Lost by John Milton and most of the works by Charles Baudelaire or William Blake. On scientific/mathematical reading her interest has in most circumstances clustered around those of Gauss, David Bohm, Albert Einstein and Wolfgang Pauli. The Coming to the West has profoundly influenced her character into a freer form of thought and expression, besides also considerably widening her channels of interests and knowledge into more distant and esoteric fields. Luthinya also personally feels that she owes most of her abilities in creative and 'against- the- tide' thinking to the encouragement of individuality prevailing in Western schools, instead of the reducing of students to a mindless and faceless mass by means of the helplessly lacklustre exams, as is the tide of modern China enforced indirectly by Mao Zedong himself. Certainly her love for modern physics would not have bloomed so bright had it been left to wait and whither in the Chinese classroom Newtonian physics.
A rather profound quotation from Fritjof Capra would ascribe to her current character very well: " Physicists have no need of Mysticism and Mystics have no need of Physics, but humanity needs both."
In the future Luthinya would be most pleased to assist in any articles relating to modern physics, mathematics (especially fractal geometry and number theory)and Chinese history and politics. Discussions on classical music would also be most welcome.
Luthinya would most eagerly recommend the honourable volunteering works of Wikipedia to anyone with any serious interest at all in academia, discussion or editing April Fool's Jokes.
The One and Only April Fools' Joke
Luthinya would like to state that, up to the present relative time edited using the Javascript clock unto the Wikipedia website, percieved by whichever user who should while his or her time away by killing it upon inspecting her usuage, this continues to be the one and only joke she has ever made or understood. Considering the severe historical stereotyping and continual misinterpretation, she begs that none who has the misfortune of reading this epitaph to take it more seriously than appropriate or more sharply intended than its wont. Despite its sheer dullness and colourlessness she nonetheless desires that it brings a refreshing smile on the face that beholds it, if only also with a shake of the head at its silliness, despite the fact that there are also one or two serious points to be made between the balderdash.
Regarding Chairman Mao Zedong
"Commie." -- Nazis
"Nazi."-- Cappies
"What the f***?" -- A brainwashed present-day schoolboy commie
"Stupid commies. Always loose so much flipping land and opportunity." -- Stalin, from Alex Dumbie's The Man Behind the Steel Bars
"And your Khrushchev sucks like those yellow antmen..."-- Brainwasher Propagandist
"Ich Mao und Anglaecmun? Thatsch vere my teorisk was first s'pposed to applie, y'know!" K. Marx
"Oh Mao, let me return to the bossom of my Mother!" Outer Mongolia
"Not till you raise the flipping GNP per capita. The economic policy is just gonna return to the Cappies with another 3rd world no-mans-land like you. Oh sh**, most of the nation really don't care a damn about anything else now. " A spokesman in Meiosis
"Love hate DEBATE" -- A minor statement from the Hundred Flowers' Campaign
"Mao! We are all dying here in our homeland! Why are you withholding the magic drug?" Malaria sufferes in Africa during 1970s.
"Mao really is a true God and Goddess combined! No wonder the former's spelt with three letters." --A somewhat befuddled hermaphrodite Greek admirer
"Mao shall do for China what Gandhi did for India!" -- A news forcaster under ecstasy drug.
"Mao is the Chinese Hitler. Pity he didn't have the moustache." -- An excessively confused Oracle in Delphi named Madame Sesotris, under the bribe of a certain J.C.
"Mao is a man. A great and terrible man, a litsedei with many faces, a man that may create only to ruin, but a man of perhaps too much power still." --whispered judgment
"Mao is homo sapiens, not deus sapiens. We must attempt to perceive his conceptions and policies multidimensionally, not gaze back into the dark abyss beneath Flatland." -- Christian Biologist/Mathematican
"Huh? Who are we talking about? Is Mao the cat?" --A misfortunate Western student in 50yrs time.
"You wrongie, little girl. Go to bed. Go home take nap. This page only for grownie uppies.
- Mao iss best man. He is courage people. He is helping China grow big strong countrys." -- A certain supposed impersonator who, unfortunately for Wikipedia, had the unexpected ability to get the point accross quickly via nursery spelling.