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The first edition was [[self-publishing|self published]] in [[Salem, Massachusetts]] in 1802. Dexter initially distributed his book for free, but it became popular and was reprinted eight times.<ref name="rdstrange"/> The second edition was printed in [[Newburyport]] in 1805.<ref>{{cite book |last1=Currier |first1=John J. |title=History of Newburyport, Mass., 1764–1905|location=Newburyport|date=1906 |publisher=Dalcassian Publishing Company |page=495}}</ref> In the second edition, Dexter responded to complaints about the book's lack of punctuation by adding an extra page of 11 lines of punctuation marks with the instruction that printers and readers could insert them wherever needed—or, in his words, "thay may peper and solt it as they plese."<ref>Nelson, Randy F. ''The Almanac of American Letters''. Los Altos, California: William Kaufmann, Inc., 1981: p. 207. {{ISBN|978-0-86576-008-0}}</ref>
The first edition was [[self-publishing|self published]] in [[Salem, Massachusetts]] in 1802. Dexter initially distributed his book for free, but it became popular and was reprinted eight times.<ref name="rdstrange"/> The second edition was printed in [[Newburyport]] in 1805.<ref>{{cite book |last1=Currier |first1=John J. |title=History of Newburyport, Mass., 1764–1905|location=Newburyport|date=1906 |publisher=Dalcassian Publishing Company |page=495}}</ref> In the second edition, Dexter responded to complaints about the book's lack of punctuation by adding an extra page of 11 lines of punctuation marks with the instruction that printers and readers could insert them wherever needed—or, in his words, "thay may peper and solt it as they plese."<ref>Nelson, Randy F. ''The Almanac of American Letters''. Los Altos, California: William Kaufmann, Inc., 1981: p. 207. {{ISBN|978-0-86576-008-0}}</ref>

Evan today, the novel continues to baffle even the brightest of scholars and poets alike. It has received a stunning rating of 4.9 out of five stars on google books (the only reason the rating is not higher is because of the uncultured swines who failed to see the beauty of the writing). to briefly sum up the love that is held in the hearts of meny for this stunning piece of literature here is a review written by one Al C,

"I see a lot of other reviews comparing him to Shakespeare, but I think they must be joking. I am honestly baffled as to how they could possibly compare this "book" to something like Shakespeare. Shakespeare was definitely a great writer, perhaps even one of the best, but even he pales in comparison with this masterfully crafted work of art. I am certain that, with time, "A Pickle for the Knowing Ones" will be gradually accepted for the transcendent perfection of the English language that it is. Where Shakespeare failed, Lord Timothy Dexter thrived. What Shakespeare had supposedly perfected, Lord Timothy Dexter somehow improved even further. His (Dexter's) chosen writing style is so intricate and deep, you will feel as if you know less about the writing on the second read through than on the first. He truly has a unique, extremely valuable perspective on life and philosophy, combined with a writing style I never thought possible in a book written by human hands. I would, however, read with caution, as after reading "A Pickle for the Knowing Ones," no book has ever felt as exciting or engaging, and I quickly lost all love for reading anything other than this book."


==Legacy==
==Legacy==

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Timothy Dexter
Timothy Dexter
Born(1747-01-22)January 22, 1747
DiedOctober 23, 1806(1806-10-23) (aged 59)
Resting placeOld Hill Burying Ground, Dexter Family Plot, Newburyport
OccupationEntrepreneur
Known forUncommon good fortune, eccentricity
Notable workA Pickle for the Knowing Ones or Plain Truth in a Homespun Dress (1802)
Spouse
Elizabeth (Lord) Frothingham
(m. 1770)
ChildrenNancy Dexter
Samuel Dexter

Timothy Dexter (January 22, 1747 – October 23, 1806) was an American businessman noted for his writing and eccentricity.

Biography

Dexter was born in Malden in the Province of Massachusetts Bay. He had little schooling and dropped out of school to work as a farm laborer at the age of eight.[1] When he was 16, he became a tanner's apprentice.[2] In 1769, he moved to Newburyport, Massachusetts.[3] He married 32-year-old Elizabeth Frothingham,[4] a rich widow, and bought a mansion.[3]

At the end of the American Revolutionary War, he bought large amounts of depreciated Continental currency that was worthless at the time.[3] At war's end, the U.S. government made good on its notes at one percent of face value, while Massachusetts paid its own notes at par.[3] His arbitrage enabled him to amass a considerable profit. He built two ships and began an export business to the West Indies and Europe.[citation needed]

Because he was largely uneducated, his business sense was considered peculiar. He was advised to send bed warmers—used to heat beds in the cold New England winters—for resale in the West Indies, a tropical area. This advice was a deliberate ploy by rivals to bankrupt him. His ship's captain sold them as ladles to the local molasses industry and made a handsome profit.[5][unreliable source?] Next, Dexter sent wool mittens to the same place, where Asian merchants bought them for export to Siberia.[1]

People jokingly told him to "ship coal to Newcastle". Fortuitously, he did so during a Newcastle miners' strike, and his cargo was sold at a premium.[6][7] On another occasion, practical jokers told him he could make money by shipping gloves to the South Sea Islands. His ships arrived there in time to sell the gloves to Portuguese boats on their way to China.[6]

He exported Bibles to the East Indies and stray cats to Caribbean islands and again made a profit; Eastern missionaries were in need of the Bibles and the Caribbean welcomed a solution to rat infestation.[1] He also hoarded whalebones by mistake, but ended up selling them profitably as corset stays.[1]

While subject to ridicule, Dexter's boasting makes it clear that he understood the value of cornering the market on goods that others did not see as valuable and the utility of "acting the fool".[8]

New England high society snubbed him. Dexter bought a large house in Newburyport from Nathaniel Tracy, a local socialite, and tried to emulate him.[3][1] He decorated his house in Newburyport with minarets, a golden eagle on the top of the cupola, a mausoleum for himself and a garden of 40 wooden statues of famous men, including George Washington, William Pitt, Napoleon Bonaparte, Thomas Jefferson, and himself. It had the inscription, "I am the first in the East, the first in the West, and the greatest philosopher in the Western World". Dexter also bought an estate in Chester, New Hampshire.

Despite his good fortune, his relationship with his family suffered. He frequently told visitors that his very-much-alive wife had died, and that the woman who frequented the building was simply her ghost;[1] in one notable episode, Dexter faked his own death to see how people would react, and about 3,000 people attended Dexter's mock wake. When Dexter did not see his wife cry, he revealed the hoax and promptly caned her for not sufficiently mourning his death.[3][9]

Writing

At age 50, Dexter authored the book A Pickle for the Knowing Ones[a], in which he complained about politicians, the clergy, and his wife. The book contains 8,847 words and 33,864 letters, but without any punctuation and with unorthodox spelling and capitalization.

One section begins:[8]

Ime the first Lord in the younited States of A mercary Now of Newburyport it is the voise of the peopel and I cant Help it and so Let it goue

The first edition was self published in Salem, Massachusetts in 1802. Dexter initially distributed his book for free, but it became popular and was reprinted eight times.[2] The second edition was printed in Newburyport in 1805.[10] In the second edition, Dexter responded to complaints about the book's lack of punctuation by adding an extra page of 11 lines of punctuation marks with the instruction that printers and readers could insert them wherever needed—or, in his words, "thay may peper and solt it as they plese."[11]

Legacy

"Lord" Timothy Dexter House, Newburyport, Massachusetts.

Dexter attempted to burnish his own legacy by enlisting the efforts of Jonathan Plummer, a fish merchant and amateur poet, who extolled his patron in verse:[8]

Lord Dexter is a man of fame;
Most celebrated is his name;
More precious far than gold that's pure,
Lord Dexter shine forevermore.

Some of his social contemporaries considered him very unintelligent; his obituary considered "his intellectual endowments not being of the most exalted stamp".[3][12]

Dexter's Newburyport house became a hotel.[1] Storms ruined most of his statues; the only identified surviving statue was that of William Pitt.

References

  1. ^ a b c d e f g Margaret Nicholas, The World's Greatest Cranks and Crackpots, ISBN 978-0-7064-1713-5, pp. 147–151.
  2. ^ a b The Reader's Digest Book of Strange Stories, Amazing Facts. Reader's Digest Association. 1975. p. 501.
  3. ^ a b c d e f g History of Newburyport, Mass., 1764–1905. Vol. II. Chapter XXVII. Eccentric characters, pp. 419–431 and following. Accessed December 2019 via ancestry.com paid subscription site.
  4. ^ ancestors.familysearch.org/en/LC8G-983/elizabeth-lord-1737-1809
  5. ^ Jim Stillman (Nov 15, 2006). "Lord Timothy Dexter of Newburyport, Massachusetts: Wealthy by Mistake?". Yahoo! Contributor Network. Archived from the original on July 19, 2012.
  6. ^ a b Knapp, Samuel L. (1858). Life of Lord Timothy Dexter: Embracing sketches of the eccentric characters that composed his associates, including "Dexter's Pickle for the knowing ones". Boston: J.E. Tilton and Company. Archived from the original on 2007-12-02.
  7. ^ Nash, Jay Robert (1982). Zanies, The World's Greatest Eccentrics. New Century Publishers. ISBN 978-0-8329-0123-2.
  8. ^ a b c Stephen Gencarella (1 May 2018). Wicked Weird & Wily Yankees: A Celebration of New England's Eccentrics and Misfits. Globe Pequot. pp. 1–14. ISBN 978-1-4930-3267-9.
  9. ^ Todd, William Cleaves Timothy Dexter. Boston, Massachusetts: David Clapp & Son, 1886: 6.
  10. ^ Currier, John J. (1906). History of Newburyport, Mass., 1764–1905. Newburyport: Dalcassian Publishing Company. p. 495.
  11. ^ Nelson, Randy F. The Almanac of American Letters. Los Altos, California: William Kaufmann, Inc., 1981: p. 207. ISBN 978-0-86576-008-0
  12. ^ Timothy Dexter Obituary Notice, Newburyport Herald, 24 October 1806.
  1. ^ Also known as Plain Truth in a Homespun Dress

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