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::''In the United Kingdom, '''John Thomas''' is sometimes used as a euphemism for the [[penis]].'' |
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PETER WAS A MAN |
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HE HAD A PLAN |
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HE WAS FAT |
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LIKE A BAT |
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WOOOOOOOOO |
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'''John Thomas''' is the name of: |
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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==A '''politician''':== |
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* [[John Addison Thomas]] (1811-1858), United States Assistant Secretary of State 1855–1857 |
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* [[John Charles Thomas (jurist)]], State supreme court justice |
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* [[John Chew Thomas]] (1763-1836), US Congressman from Maryland [http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=7773852] |
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* [[John Lewis Thomas, Jr.]] (1835-1893), US Congressman from Maryland [http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=7529650] |
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* [[John R. Thomas]] (1846-1914), US Congressman from Illinois [http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=7189140] |
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* [[John W. Thomas]] (1874-1945), US Senator from Idaho [http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=7846277] |
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* [[J. W. Elmer Thomas|John W. Elmer Thomas]] (1876-1965), US Senator from Oklahoma [http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=8138003] |
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* [[John Parnell Thomas]] (1895-1970), US Congressman from New Jersey |
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* [[John Thomas (UK politician)]] (1897–1968), British Labour Party Member of Parliament for Dover 1945–1950 |
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WOOOO HEEE HAAAWWWWW |
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==A '''religious figure''':== |
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* [[John Thomas (Christadelphian)]] (1805-1871), founder of Christadelphianism |
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* [[John Roland Lloyd Thomas]] (1908-1984), Anglican clergyman |
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* [[John Thomas (preacher)]], Welsh Methodist preacher |
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* [[John Christopher Thomas]], Pentecostal theologian |
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* [[John Thomas (bishop of Lincoln)]], former [[bishop of Lincoln]] and [[bishop of Salisbury|Salisbury]] |
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* [[John Thomas (bishop of Peterborough)]], former [[bishop of Peterborough]] |
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* [[John H. Thomas]], President and General Minister of the [[United Church of Christ]] |
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==An '''academic figure''':== |
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WHO THE '''FUCK''' LOOKS UP SOMETHING AS GAY AS '''JOHN THOMAS''' |
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* [[John E. Thomas]] (1926-1996), Philosophy/Ethics Professor at [[McMaster University]], father of [[Dave Thomas (actor)]], and [[Ian Thomas]] |
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* [[John Martin Thomas]] (1869-1952), twelfth President of Rutgers University |
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* [[John Meurig Thomas]], British chemist and materials scientist |
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* [[John Thomas (dean)]], 18th century dean of [[Westminster Abbey]] |
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==A '''military figure''':== |
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GOD YOU MOTHER '''FUCKING''' PEOPLE ARE SO MOTHER '''FUCKING''' GAY FOR LOOKING UP JOHN THOMAS |
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*[[John Thomas (general)]] (1724-1776), American general in the American Revolutionary War |
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*[[John Thomas (VC)]], recipient of the Victoria Cross |
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*[[John Wallace Thomas]] CBE (1885-1965), [[Newfoundland and Labrador|Newfoundland]] and Canadian [[Merchant navy|merchant mariner]] |
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==An '''athlete''':== |
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I HATE YOU FUCKING ALL |
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*[[John Thomas (basketball)]], basketball player |
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*[[John Thomas (high jumper)]], one-time record-holding high jumper |
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*[[John Thomas (football player)]], lineman for [[San Francisco 49ers]] |
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*[[John Thomas (figure skater)]], [[Canada|Canadian]] [[ice dancing|ice dancer]] |
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*[[John Thomas (footballer)]], English footballer for [[Preston North End]] and [[Bolton Wanderers]] |
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==An '''artist''':== |
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SUCK A LOLLYPOP YOU MOTHER kook. |
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*[[John Evan Thomas]], British sculptor who worked on [[Buckingham Palace]] and the [[Palace of Westminster]] |
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==A '''musician''':== |
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*[[John Thomas (harpist)]] (1826-1913), Welsh composer and musician |
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*[[John Thomas (trombonist)]] (1902-1971), trombone player who worked with Louis Armstrong |
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*[[John Thomas (singer)]], 1950s Antiguan [[benna]] singer |
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*[["Big" John Thomas (guitarist)]] English Rock guitarist most famous for works with Welsh band 'Budgie' |
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*[[John Charles Thomas]] (1891-1960) American [[baritone]] [[opera singer]] |
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*[[The John Thomases]] Band from Grimsby, Ontario, Canada, 1990s |
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==A '''writer''':== |
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*[[John Thomas (author)]]: A [[Springburn]], [[Glasgow]], born author of railway books mostly published by [[David and Charles]] |
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*[[John Thomas (screenwriter)]]: co-screenwriter (with his brother) for the movie ''Predator'' |
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*[[John E. Thomas]]: American author of children's books |
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==A '''harp maker''':== |
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*[[John Weston Thomas]]: Founder of modern Welsh harp making |
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Revision as of 01:59, 3 November 2007
- In the United Kingdom, John Thomas is sometimes used as a euphemism for the penis.
John Thomas is the name of:
A politician:
- John Addison Thomas (1811-1858), United States Assistant Secretary of State 1855–1857
- John Charles Thomas (jurist), State supreme court justice
- John Chew Thomas (1763-1836), US Congressman from Maryland [1]
- John Lewis Thomas, Jr. (1835-1893), US Congressman from Maryland [2]
- John R. Thomas (1846-1914), US Congressman from Illinois [3]
- John W. Thomas (1874-1945), US Senator from Idaho [4]
- John W. Elmer Thomas (1876-1965), US Senator from Oklahoma [5]
- John Parnell Thomas (1895-1970), US Congressman from New Jersey
- John Thomas (UK politician) (1897–1968), British Labour Party Member of Parliament for Dover 1945–1950
A religious figure:
- John Thomas (Christadelphian) (1805-1871), founder of Christadelphianism
- John Roland Lloyd Thomas (1908-1984), Anglican clergyman
- John Thomas (preacher), Welsh Methodist preacher
- John Christopher Thomas, Pentecostal theologian
- John Thomas (bishop of Lincoln), former bishop of Lincoln and Salisbury
- John Thomas (bishop of Peterborough), former bishop of Peterborough
- John H. Thomas, President and General Minister of the United Church of Christ
An academic figure:
- John E. Thomas (1926-1996), Philosophy/Ethics Professor at McMaster University, father of Dave Thomas (actor), and Ian Thomas
- John Martin Thomas (1869-1952), twelfth President of Rutgers University
- John Meurig Thomas, British chemist and materials scientist
- John Thomas (dean), 18th century dean of Westminster Abbey
A military figure:
- John Thomas (general) (1724-1776), American general in the American Revolutionary War
- John Thomas (VC), recipient of the Victoria Cross
- John Wallace Thomas CBE (1885-1965), Newfoundland and Canadian merchant mariner
An athlete:
- John Thomas (basketball), basketball player
- John Thomas (high jumper), one-time record-holding high jumper
- John Thomas (football player), lineman for San Francisco 49ers
- John Thomas (figure skater), Canadian ice dancer
- John Thomas (footballer), English footballer for Preston North End and Bolton Wanderers
An artist:
- John Evan Thomas, British sculptor who worked on Buckingham Palace and the Palace of Westminster
A musician:
- John Thomas (harpist) (1826-1913), Welsh composer and musician
- John Thomas (trombonist) (1902-1971), trombone player who worked with Louis Armstrong
- John Thomas (singer), 1950s Antiguan benna singer
- "Big" John Thomas (guitarist) English Rock guitarist most famous for works with Welsh band 'Budgie'
- John Charles Thomas (1891-1960) American baritone opera singer
- The John Thomases Band from Grimsby, Ontario, Canada, 1990s
A writer:
- John Thomas (author): A Springburn, Glasgow, born author of railway books mostly published by David and Charles
- John Thomas (screenwriter): co-screenwriter (with his brother) for the movie Predator
- John E. Thomas: American author of children's books
A harp maker:
- John Weston Thomas: Founder of modern Welsh harp making