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::''In the United Kingdom, '''John Thomas''' is sometimes used as a euphemism for the [[penis]].''
PETER WAS A MAN
HE HAD A PLAN
HE WAS FAT
LIKE A BAT


WOOOOOOOOO


'''John Thomas''' is the name of:
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==A '''politician''':==
* [[John Addison Thomas]] (1811-1858), United States Assistant Secretary of State 1855–1857
* [[John Charles Thomas (jurist)]], State supreme court justice
* [[John Chew Thomas]] (1763-1836), US Congressman from Maryland [http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=7773852]
* [[John Lewis Thomas, Jr.]] (1835-1893), US Congressman from Maryland [http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=7529650]
* [[John R. Thomas]] (1846-1914), US Congressman from Illinois [http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=7189140]
* [[John W. Thomas]] (1874-1945), US Senator from Idaho [http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=7846277]
* [[J. W. Elmer Thomas|John W. Elmer Thomas]] (1876-1965), US Senator from Oklahoma [http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=8138003]
* [[John Parnell Thomas]] (1895-1970), US Congressman from New Jersey
* [[John Thomas (UK politician)]] (1897–1968), British Labour Party Member of Parliament for Dover 1945–1950


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==A '''religious figure''':==
* [[John Thomas (Christadelphian)]] (1805-1871), founder of Christadelphianism
* [[John Roland Lloyd Thomas]] (1908-1984), Anglican clergyman
* [[John Thomas (preacher)]], Welsh Methodist preacher
* [[John Christopher Thomas]], Pentecostal theologian
* [[John Thomas (bishop of Lincoln)]], former [[bishop of Lincoln]] and [[bishop of Salisbury|Salisbury]]
* [[John Thomas (bishop of Peterborough)]], former [[bishop of Peterborough]]
* [[John H. Thomas]], President and General Minister of the [[United Church of Christ]]


==An '''academic figure''':==
WHO THE '''FUCK''' LOOKS UP SOMETHING AS GAY AS '''JOHN THOMAS'''
* [[John E. Thomas]] (1926-1996), Philosophy/Ethics Professor at [[McMaster University]], father of [[Dave Thomas (actor)]], and [[Ian Thomas]]
* [[John Martin Thomas]] (1869-1952), twelfth President of Rutgers University
* [[John Meurig Thomas]], British chemist and materials scientist
* [[John Thomas (dean)]], 18th century dean of [[Westminster Abbey]]


==A '''military figure''':==
GOD YOU MOTHER '''FUCKING''' PEOPLE ARE SO MOTHER '''FUCKING''' GAY FOR LOOKING UP JOHN THOMAS
*[[John Thomas (general)]] (1724-1776), American general in the American Revolutionary War
*[[John Thomas (VC)]], recipient of the Victoria Cross
*[[John Wallace Thomas]] CBE (1885-1965), [[Newfoundland and Labrador|Newfoundland]] and Canadian [[Merchant navy|merchant mariner]]


==An '''athlete''':==
I HATE YOU FUCKING ALL
*[[John Thomas (basketball)]], basketball player
*[[John Thomas (high jumper)]], one-time record-holding high jumper
*[[John Thomas (football player)]], lineman for [[San Francisco 49ers]]
*[[John Thomas (figure skater)]], [[Canada|Canadian]] [[ice dancing|ice dancer]]
*[[John Thomas (footballer)]], English footballer for [[Preston North End]] and [[Bolton Wanderers]]


==An '''artist''':==
SUCK A LOLLYPOP YOU MOTHER kook.
*[[John Evan Thomas]], British sculptor who worked on [[Buckingham Palace]] and the [[Palace of Westminster]]

==A '''musician''':==
*[[John Thomas (harpist)]] (1826-1913), Welsh composer and musician
*[[John Thomas (trombonist)]] (1902-1971), trombone player who worked with Louis Armstrong
*[[John Thomas (singer)]], 1950s Antiguan [[benna]] singer
*[["Big" John Thomas (guitarist)]] English Rock guitarist most famous for works with Welsh band 'Budgie'
*[[John Charles Thomas]] (1891-1960) American [[baritone]] [[opera singer]]
*[[The John Thomases]] Band from Grimsby, Ontario, Canada, 1990s

==A '''writer''':==
*[[John Thomas (author)]]: A [[Springburn]], [[Glasgow]], born author of railway books mostly published by [[David and Charles]]
*[[John Thomas (screenwriter)]]: co-screenwriter (with his brother) for the movie ''Predator''
*[[John E. Thomas]]: American author of children's books

==A '''harp maker''':==
*[[John Weston Thomas]]: Founder of modern Welsh harp making


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