Little Fritz

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Fritzchen (also: Klein Fritzchen ) is a fictional character who appears in German-language jokes . The answers he gives often have an insulting or revealing character for those he is speaking to.

Fritzchen in other countries

There are funny characters like Fritzchen all over the world:

Fritzchen jokes

  • The teacher explains: “Words that begin with 'un-' always mean something bad, such as strife or uncomfortable . Do you know another example? "Fritzchen answers and says:" I can name another: 'Lessons'! "
  • Fritzchen falls the eraser off the table in class. While he searches, the teacher asks the class: "If I should die, what would you write on my tombstone?" Immediately afterwards Fritzchen finds the eraser and calls out: "Here lies the pig and doesn't move!"
  • The teacher explains the past, present and future in class! "When I say that I am beautiful, what kind of time is it?" To which Fritzchen replies: "Past, teacher, past!"
  • The teacher asks Klein Fritzchen: "What is seven times seven?" Klein Fritzchen answers: "Fine sand."

literature

  • Friedrich Klein (Ed.): When little Fritzchen comes to school ... the classic boy jokes. Eichborn, Frankfurt am Main 2001, ISBN 3-8218-2229-5 .
  • Ursula Haase: Little Fritzchen's joke. (= The Falcon Library. 236). Falken-Verlag Sicker, Wiesbaden 1967.

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