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About Ten Pound Hammer This editor is a Veteran Editor and is entitled to display this Iron Editor Star. "Who is Ten Pound Hammer?": Ten Pound Hammer is the name assumed by Bobby, along with his romp of Wikipedia-editing North American river otters. He has six of them: Lari, Aaron, Caleb, Jason, Kirk, and Wayne. Lari's the only girl out of the bunch, and she's the troublemaker because nobody thinks that she's a girl. The otters are quick to add that they don't screw up nearly as often as he does. They're also happy that sea otter got to FA status on March 24, and that User:Barkjon is letting his otters edit Wikipedia. We could use more WikiOtters! "...Um, okay. Who's Bobby then?": A 21-year old part-time bum college student and church keyboardist from somewhere you don't need to know about. He enjoys country music, dead malls, fast food, and a bunch of other stuff he's too lazy to tell you about. "Why the name Ten Pound Hammer, anyway?": "Ten Pound Hammer" is a song written by Dennis Linde, featured on Aaron Tippin's 1995 album Tool Box and Barbara Mandrell's 1997 album It Works for Me. I like the song, so I decided to use its title as my user name. "Over 65,000 edits, and you still want help?": Hey, you try promoting an article to good article status by yourself. I'm not the best writer in the world, especially when I'm trying to edit while half asleep (which I often am). My otters try to help me out, but they can't type very well with webbed fingers. Therefore, I ask your help in any article that you want to help out in. "Where can I start?" If you want, you can create a new page on one of the red links also listed below. Or, you can go down further to the list of pages I've created or improved, pick one of those, and polish it up for me.

Silly boxes that the otters won't let me get rid of

NameThis user's name is Bobby.

This user is male.

37YThis Wikipedian was born on 10 March 1987 and is 37 years, 2 months, and 2 days old.

This user has been on Wikipedia for 18 years, 4 months and 13 days.

This user enjoys country music.

This user plays the guitar.

This user plays the piano.

This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.

This user is a member of WikiProject Shopping Centers.

This user reverts vandalism in the blink of an eye with Twinkle!

This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is WeWachoviaMoney.

This user has written or expanded 20 articles featured in the Did You Know section on the Main Page.

This user helped promote Diamond Rio to good article status.

This user helped promote Walden Galleria to good article status.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

In an emergency, this user may be slapped with a trout.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up his edits. Never mind that he screws up all the time and hates himself for it.

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vsalvnkanvls;aThis user likes banging on the keyboard.

This user contributes using a Macintosh computer.

This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox!

This user performs non-admin closures at articles for deletion.

This user contributes using a laptop.

This user account is also used by several North American river otters.

This user is a WikiOtter, and should not be confused with the otters who share his account. Nor should he be confused with User:Barkjon or his otters.

This user is not a Wikipedia administrator, but even after six failed RfAs, he still wants to become one. He is also surprised that so many editors keep mistaking him for an admin.

?This user wants to become an administrator, but doesn't have the courage to nominate himself.?

8.4This user is Numberwang!

This user will edit for pizza.

Help an otter out

• Help me please please please! I can't cover country music articles all by myself!

The following are articles that I plan to create. If you want to help me out and do one yourself, you may. (And if you do create one of the pages listed below, please feel free to notify me, or just remove it from the list.

Music articles to be created

Biographical

• 5 Chinese Brothers
• Bryan Austin
• Brett Beavers
• Keith Bryant
• Chuck Cannon
• Anne Cochran
• Jerry Crutchfield
• David Lee Garza
• Randy Hardison
• Scott Hendricks
• Jo Hikk
• John Barlow Jarvis
• Kennedy Rose
• Brandon Kinney
• Holly Lamar
• Richard Landis
• Jerry Lane
• Hillary Lindsey
• Lauren Lucas
• Wayne Massey
• Lee Thomas Miller
• Jonell Mosser
• Roger Murrah
• Shirley Myers
• Tim Nichols (songwriter)
• Jerrod Niemann
• Victor Sanz
• Harold Shedd
• Stephony Smith
• James Stroud
• Chuck Wagon and the Wheels
• Jonathan Yudkin

Companies

• Intersound Records
• Step One Records

Songs

• Heaven (Los Lonely Boys song)
• Any Number One country song from the past 10 years that doesn't already have a page

Publications

• Country Standard Time

Templates

• Template:George Strait singles

Retail articles to be created

• Bresler's Ice Cream
• Deb Shops
• Hickory Farms
• Weinstock's

Physical location articles to be created

• Au Gres River
• Rifle River

Mall articles to be created

• Aricanduva Mall
• Florence Mall
• Lockport Mall
• Sunrise Mall (Brownsville, Texas)

Other articles to be created

• Steve O'Brien

Other editing-related stuff

• Pages I created
• Other major contributions (Why don't you help me promote something to GA status? Please?)
• Barnstars I've earned
• Writing better music articles (essay)
• My Law™
• My first edit on this account

My thoughts on RfAs past

See my past requests for adminship here. My thanks to all the participants, even if you voted "oppose".

1. Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/TenPoundHammer
   • Nomination by The user formerly known as User:Whstchy on May 28, 2007. Final tally was (27/19/10), or about 66% support.
2. Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/TenPoundHammer 2
   • Self-nomination, per User:Edison's suggestion, on July 21, 2007. Final tally was (50/33/3). Oh well, at least I improved some; that's about 62% support.
3. Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/TenPoundHammer 3
   • Nomination by User:Nenyedi on August 17, 2007. Withdrawn a day later, with a tally at the time of (3/6/5), or about 64% support. Withdrawn because too many people thought it was too soon after the last one.
4. Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/TenPoundHammer 4
   • Nomination by User:Wizardman on January 1, 2008. Final tally was (94/42/8), or about 70% support.
5. Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/TenPoundHammer 5
   • Nomination by User:SynergeticMaggot on March 19, 2008. Final tally was (156/75/12), or about 69% support.
6. Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/TenPoundHammer 6‎
   • Nomination by User:HisSpaceResearch on August 7, 2008. Withdrawn by myself on August 10, 2008 with a tally of (102/54/18), or about 69% support still.

Despite the fact that I've already failed six RfAs, I'm not giving up on my pursuit for future adminship. I try to think things through, but I still end up making just plain reckless mistakes, and I don't know why.

Disclaimer

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