Lord of the G-Strings

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Movie
German title Lord of the G-Strings
Original title The Lord of the G-Strings - The Femaleship of the String
Country of production United States
original language English
Publishing year 2003
length 87 minutes
Age rating FSK 16
Rod
Director Terry M. West
script Terry M. West
production John Bacchus
Michael Beckerman
music Josh Robinson
camera John Paul Fedele
occupation
  • Erin Brown : Dildo Saggins
  • Darian Caine: Horny
  • AJ Khan : Spam
  • Barbara Joyce: Araporn
  • Michael R. Thomas: Smirnoff
  • John Link: Ballem
  • Anoushka: Benadryl
  • Allanah Rhodes: Hymen Torn
  • Suzi Lorraine: Drusilla
  • Paige Richards: Whorespank
  • Peter Quarry: General Uptight
  • John Paul Fedele: Sourass

Lord of the G-Strings is a 2003 erotic fantasy comedy directed by Terry M. West based on the novel The Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien .

action

A festival takes place in the village of the bisexual Throbbits who live in the region "Shire" in the fantasy world "Diddle Earth". The alcohol-dependent, constantly drunk magician Smirnoff also comes to this place. During the festival, Smirnoff gives the Throbbit Dildo a gift to Saggins: the magical G-string , the story of which he tells in a retrospective: During the war between humans and dorks, the army of humans under General Uptight was replaced by the army of dorks under the female leadership attacked by Whorespank. Uptight wins and captures the magical G-string from Whorespank. The explosive piece of laundry got into the hands of Smirnoff via detours, who now hands it over to Dildo Saggins with the order to throw it into the "Party Pooper volcano" and destroy it. Dildo Saggins agrees on the condition that her friends Horny and Spam can accompany them, and the next morning the three of them go while Smirnoff sets out to meet his old teacher and mentor Sourass. Dildo, Horny and Spam arrive at an inn, where there is a fierce argument with the guests there, in which they are supported by the warrior Araporn, who henceforth becomes the protector of the group. Meanwhile, Smirnoff reaches the domicile of Sourass and finds out there that he has switched to the dark side of power and is even striving for the G-String in order to gain power over Diddle Earth with its help. A fight ensues between Smirnoff and Sourass, which Smirnoff barely escapes. Since Sourass was informed about the whereabouts of the G-string by Smirnoff, he now lets a Dork army under his control search for Dildo Saggins. The same is badly wounded in a fight by a group of dorks, but is saved by a group of elves and taken to their city of Los Lesbios and cured there. Then the group goes back to the Party Pooper volcano. At night, dildo and spam secretly leave the group and move on alone so as not to expose the others to the dangers of the further journey. On this the two throbbits have a brief encounter with the former ring owner Ballem and are later attacked by Sourass. At this moment, Smirnoff intervenes again and stops Sourass so that the Throbbits can escape.

At this point the film leaves the previous narrative level. The two throbbits end up in the basement of a film studio, where director Terry M. West is, who receives the G-string and throws it into a trash can without comment. The Throbbits return to Shire and celebrate a party there, at which first Smirnoff and later Ballem appear, the latter making wild threats against Dildo and a little later being arrested for stalking by a real police patrol.

History of origin

The film was shot in New Jersey , USA , where the Seduction Cinema production company is based . For cost reasons, there were only two outdoor locations: an inn with a billiard table, which represents the inn "To the prancing pony" from the novel, and a wooded area in which all the other outdoor scenes were filmed.

There are two versions of the film: a cut version called Lord of the G-Strings achieved an "R" rating from the Motion Picture Association of America , while the original version called Lord of the G-Strings - The Femaleship of the String, was 11 minutes longer received no classification. The original version does not contain other sex scenes that had to be cut for the MPAA classification, but only adult-free footage that is not relevant for the plot.

criticism

Markus Risser from Badmovies.de described the film as "level-less nonsense", but was nevertheless "deliciously amused". The blog "Dr. Gore's Movie Reviews" awarded 2.5 out of 4 points, stated "some amusing scenes" and concluded that it was "worth a look". Felix Vasquez summed up for Cinema Crazed: "Really hot women, really great bodies, really unique comedy and a few creative puns" ensured "decent entertainment".

Web links

Individual evidence

  1. Release certificate for Lord of the G-Strings . Voluntary self-regulation of the film industry , May 2007 (PDF; test number: 110 037 DVD / UMD).
  2. Entry in the IMDb. Retrieved July 17, 2015 .
  3. Detailed cutting report on Movie-Consorship.com. Retrieved July 19, 2015 .
  4. Review on Badmovies.de. Retrieved July 12, 2015 .
  5. Review on Dr. Gore's Movie Reviews. Retrieved July 18, 2015 .
  6. Review on Cinema Crazed. Retrieved July 23, 2015 .