Virus Alert
Virus Alert is a song by Weird Al Yankovic . This song, which describes the escalating consequences of a fictional computer virus , is a pastiche of the Sparks style and at the same time a parody of the many computer virus hoaxes that have spread via e-mail in recent years. The title was released in 2006 on the album Straight Outta Lynwood .
The virus in this song does the following mischief and damage in the text (in chronological order):
- Translates your documents into Swahili
- Let your television record the feature film Love with Risk - Gigli
- Make your pets sexless
- Cleans your laundry statically
- Freezes your computer monitor.
- Deletes the Easter Eggs from your DVDs
- Erases your hard drive , your backups and all your friends' hard drives
- Makes the paint peel off on your wall
- Makes your keyboard sticky
- Give your poodle a hickey
- Puts your money at Euro Disney on
- Blocks your phone from long distance calls
- Set the clock back one hour
- Blocks the shower
- Constantly pulls your underpants
- Legally changes your name to Reggie
- Disrupts the pH in your pool.
- Melt the face off your skull
- Only lets your iPod play Jethro Tull
- Tell yourself “knock-knock” jokes when you're trying to sleep
- Makes you find sheep attractive
- Steals your identity and credit card
- Buy a warehouse full of pink leotards
- Creates a rift in space and time.
- Leaves cake wrappers everywhere
- Sends out emails to your grandmother with all of your porn