User:Existances

I live in Germany, but I speak English fluently. (First language, and all.)

Right now I'm just looking around, cleaning up things as they need to be. No major projects.

I love userboxes so much.

This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is Takokoan.

This user uses Windows Live Messenger and his/her email address is musukia@hotmail.com.

This user is a frequent poster at 4chan.

This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user uses BitTorrent.

This user contributes using Safari.

This user contributes using a Mac, and doesn't know why Windows was ever invented.

This user thinks different.

This user runs macOS.

This user contributes using a laptop.

This user contributes using a MacBook.

This user thinks Apple Inc. products are cool.

This user believes the best use of a PC is as a doorstop.

This user allows their neighbors to use their wireless Internet connection.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

БОРАТThis user is a fan of Borat.

This user is an omnivore.

This user likes any type of pizza so long as it comes in pairs along with a little Roman guy exclaiming "Pizza! Pizza!".

This user knows that MREs owe their famed longevity to the fact that even bacteria will not touch the stuff.

This user eats Chicken Fingers as often as they can.

You better keep your hands off my peeps!

C₂H₅OH-0This user is a non-drinker.

You just lost The Game.

S₁This user is a Scrabble player.

This user doesn't see the difference between poker and Texas Hold 'Em.

cvg-3This user is an advanced gamer.

+This user enjoys playing retro games.

?This user doesn't care what console a game is for as long as it's fun.

This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PlayStation Portable.

This user still enjoys the
Nintendo 64.

This user still enjoys the underrated Sega Dreamcast.

For this user, the Sega Saturn
was definitely not ill-fated!

This user plays Dance Dance Revolution (or another dance game such as In The Groove or StepMania).

This user is interested in
ghost towns.

This user is interested in the
Russian Revolution.

This user thinks polar coordinates are pretty.

?met?This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.

$0.{\bar {9}}$=1This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.

This user knows the Ultimate Answer.

This user is an analog synthesizer player.

This user is a modular synthesizer player, user, tweaker, and/or builder.

This user plays the synthesizer.

This user enjoys ska.

This user enjoys reggae.

This user advocates the use of more cowbell.

This user has an iPod.

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

You mess with this user, and they'll denature your protein.

This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist.

This user is a footballer.

This user plays handball.

This user plays racquetball.

This user plays snooker.

This user enjoys playing darts.

This user does not like socklessness.

???This user is interested in UBX/interest.

This user is an art lover.

This user knows the difference between beauty and trash.

This user likes to design clothes.

This user enjoys knitting.

This user enjoys origami.

This user is interested in painting.

This user enjoys photography.

This user enjoys sewing.

This user enjoys writing.

This user is a cat lover.

This user does not smoke.

This user is a Lego enthusiast

This user thinks it was Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory with the Candlestick.

ain’tThis user considers ain’t standard English usage.

“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.

A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.

UKThis user uses British English.

AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

cAPSCAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.