User talk:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back

Request

Please do not clutter my talk page with "templates" or generic notices, such as a list of the "pillars" of Wikipedia or vandalism warnings (which will rarely be warranted, unless I've been Editing While Intoxicated). If you post something here, it should be something you wrote yourself. Everything else will be deleted.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 16:30, 30 May 2006 (UTC)

categories and sub-categories

Saw your note on the Category talk:Literary critics. Generally speaking, Wikipedia practice is that if all members of a subcategory would also be considered members of that category then articles that belong in the subcategory should have just the subcategory. Given the nature of Wikipedia, this isn't always the case, as you noticed with the Edmund Wilson article. There can be any number of reasons why an article might have a more generic category, but usually it involves the more specific category not having been around when the category was added to the article, or the article editor was unaware of the more specific category. If you notice such a situation, feel free to edit the article (as I just did to the Edmund Wilson article) so that it uses the more specific category. Caerwine Caerwhine 20:03, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

Keep in mind that categories are extremely unselective. In the rare case of someone who is looking for every single literary critic found in Wikipedia, the added effort of trolling thru the sub categories isn't a problem. On the other hand, if someone is looking for exemplary examples of literary critics, that's what articles are for, assuming that they've been written. Caerwine Caerwhine 14:08, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

History fix

Listen, fat man, I do what I want, when I want. Luckily for you, I feel like helping you today. TacoDeposit 16:15, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

I made a request on Wikipedia:Cut and paste move repair holding pen. TacoDeposit 16:31, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

Replied on User talk:TacoDeposit --The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 08:59, 3 July 2006 (UTC)

Enos (Book of Mormon)

I removed your addition to the Enos (Book of Mormon) article since it wasn't clear that Krusty's limerick was specific to the Book of Mormon character rather than anyone named "Enos". Perhaps it should be included in the Enos disambiguation article instead. andersonpd 17:51, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

AfD procedure

You're welcome.

For future reference, once you put the subst:afd template on the top of the article, there is a set of 3 wikilinks in text form for afd1, afd2, and afd3 for you to copy and paste.

1. afd1 is the one you just added, so it's already done.
2. afd2 goes on "this article's entry" at the AfD page. If you click the link for "this article's entry" in the AfD box, it will give you a blank page (unless the article has already been AfD'd once). Just paste the afd2 wikilink from the AfD template and where it says "Text=", add your reasoning and signature after the = and before the end curly brackets.
3. afd3 goes on the log page. Copy and paste it to the "log" link to the right of the three wikilinks that you've been copying and pasting. It should take you straight to the "edit this page" for the AfD log for today. Paste, make sure the pagename field is correct, and you're done.

Hope that helps. ju66l3r 16:16, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

Re:Thanks for the death threat

You're welcome. Well, you know how teenagers and other people like to have fights in parking lots and stuff like that? Well...

I actually hate myself for what I did to the Meg White talk page, but I was extremely angered by what I read on that talk page, me being an extreme White Stripes fan. Thanks though, and enjoy Wikipedia! --S-man 22:33, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

Your message "please contribute" was encouraging vandalism. You might like to consider if keeping the threat is helpful to the purpose of building an encyclopedia, which I presume is your interest in being here. Tyrenius 01:40, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

See AN. Tyrenius 03:19, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

Howdy

I have read the discussion, also I think you should read WP:Userpage. It's not a gem, you should see my deleted history. Look, this is something that is a serious issue and it's very troubling having it on your userpage. Yanksox 12:31, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

I suggest it would be prudent and show respect for the serious concerns raised about this, to leave it off your user page, until such time as you have a consensus of support for retaining such material. Tyrenius 12:58, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

First off, I don't have any "authority," I just have a couple extra buttons. Secondly, I'm pretty chipper, so I don't need to "lighten up." One of the key issues here is that you are feeding the trolls, and just giving them reason to vandalise. Also, having that up there does appear to violate WP:Userpage, in expressing polemical views. I find it troubling having comments like that up there, I think we have all been very uneasy about alot of recent events involving users that you were slightly connected with. Again, I am just one person, but take it to AN. I don't think it is approate to have something of that nature on your userpage, despite the immaturity of the post, it does exist. Yanksox 16:04, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

Patrick M. McCabe

Hi Fat Man, I am Patrick M. McCabe. Congratulations on finally deleting my article. However, you were incorrect in your assertations. I really do exist. And everything on my article is true. Great work researching my books in libraries and book stores. You might have been less surprised not to find me there if you actually read the article a little more carefully. I claimed that I was an award-winning short story author, but it says right there on the page that the only award I've ever won is the "Headmaster's Prize for Essay" - a prize given out at my school. Also, perhaps you should brush up on your French. My article claims critics have called me 'a modern day pied noir'. This sounds very literary, but actually it is simply a Fench term for a "French settler in Africa". Finally, I also claim critics think I am an "Australian R.J. Stanley". However, R.J. Stanley's only literary achievement is co-writing my Chemistry text-book, whcih just happened to be lying around when I wrote the article. IN addition, he is Australian. So I admit defeat. You outsmarted me. But you could have done it a lot quicker if you'd just read the article a bit more carefully. That would also have saved you a trip to the bookstore and library. Solipsist3 08:16, 23 August 2006 (UTC)

You're right that I never really read your article--though brief, the article iteslf was woefully uninteresting; as a writer, you may wish to affect a punchier prose style that will immediately sieze the reader's interest. What did get my attention was the way you were insinuating yourself into articles that people actually do read, articles like short story and Australian literature. Had you not done so, no one would have noticed your humdrum narcissism piece, and it would not have been deleted. And don't flatter yourself imagining that the Fat Man has the energy or to the inclination to leave his chair to go sifting through bookstores and libraries on your account. It took about 2 seconds to enter your name into Amazon and into my public libarary's online search engine--much quicker than it would have taken to read your article, and only slightly less time than it took to nominate it for deletion. Enjoy making wiseass contributions in bad faith. As a solipsist, surely you'll agree that Wikipedia was created expressly for your amusement; the Fat Man salutes you, and your sockpuppets too.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 09:44, 23 August 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for your reply, Fat Man. It's nice to be noticed. I must say, though, that the whole idea was not to capture the reader's attention, so your criticism of my writing technique was a little unfair. Also, I must say that your accusation of me using what you WIkipedia folk like to call 'sock puppets' is completely unfounded. The only name I have ever used on Wikipedia is Solipsist3. I'm disappointed that you did not go to a real bookstore or library to check out my books. But I must commend you and your brethren on the sterling job you did of recovering every one of my Wikipedia references. I was named on quite a number of lists, but all references are gone. Is there some trick to this, or did you and your fellow good Wikipedians tirelessly search for and destroy every last remnant of my existence? Solipsist3 07:25, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

I suggest you spend less effort wasting your own and others' time over these ventures, and get on with some serious editing. We are not here to indulge your whims. Tyrenius 15:47, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

Hey Fat Man, what’s with this Tyrenius guy? He pops up everywhere criticising Wikipedia experimenters such as myself. He even criticised you just because you left death threats on your user page. Who cares? It’s your user page after all. I thought it was a good tactic to take the ‘thrill’ out of such vandalism. Anyway, my question still stands. How did you find me in all those lists and articles? Solipsist3 01:48, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

Pornography

First let me apologize, certainly many of the things that you mention are true. I should have reserved more time for editing so that it would not end up being as clumsy.

As for the non-sequitir, as you call it, I thought I had put it in, realized what you had done, and pulled it out. Please feel free to pull it out again, if I don't get to it first.

As for the article length, I have concerns also, but there was a great deal of valuable detail removed. Granted, some of it could certainly be edited out as not really directly relevant. Again something I will get to, if you don't first. My main concern, certainly not related to you, is that alot of detail has been changed recently that reduced the tone of the article from one of balanced and informational to one of almost making it anti-pornographic rhetoric. I ackolwedge that there should be a place in the article for refencing those concerns (although the Wikipedia article on anti-pornography shouyld have most of the detail, not here). The article should give information about the subject to people interested without being overly long. The net effect also is the de-emphasis of the anti-pornography section so that it is a balanced portion, rather than dominating the article.

Mid-way in editing I realized I had inadvertently picked up an old version. This is truely, what you described as clumsy. That's perhaps how the religious objection portion got re-inserted.

I do take your efforts as good faith, and apologize for stepping on your toes. I'll be more careful next edit. Regards to you Atom 16:52, 23 August 2006 (UTC)

Help with footnotes

I was trying to improve the pornography article by creating a List of pornography laws by region. However, when I did so, the footnotes are all jacked up! There should only be 7 of them, but each footnote appears twice in the list of references, for a baffling total of 14. What did I do wrong?--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 15:22, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

Please refer to either Wikipedia:Village pump (technical)#Mysterious problem involving footnotes and citation templates or Wikipedia:Village pump (technical)#Strange situation with footnotes. It seems to be an error that suddenly appeared out of the blue. -- Lost^(talk) 16:07, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

Thanks. I tried the purge function, as suggested on the link you gave me, and it worked.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 16:20, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

List of famous tall men

Can you come and take a look at these basketball players who keep getitng added please? Rik Smits, Shawn Bradley, David Robinson, Tim Duncan. (Halbared 07:00, 2 September 2006 (UTC))

Responded on your Talk Page.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 11:20, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

I'm sorry

I'm sorry for deleting other's messages. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Lieutenant Dol Grenn (talk • contribs) 14:14, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

Yes, I'm sure you are, but you just did it again.[1]--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 14:42, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

Congratulations

I'm sorry we didn't see eye to eye recently, but I wasn't of course the only one here. I do not think that you had any malicious intent. However, I would like to congratulate you on your work over Patrick M. McCabe and offer you something else to fill your user page instead. Tyrenius 16:05, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

		The Defender of the Wiki Barnstar
		For purging wikipedia of the deliberately useless articles as in Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Patrick M. McCabe Tyrenius 16:05, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

Deleting other's messages

No! I didn't delete all messages only these messages who are a little bit critism.

Star etc

I can assure you the star wasn't a joke! I thought you did a nice job there and deserve some recognition, also that you had a gap to fill... I'm happy to accept the current arrangment re. retaining mere insults, but not threats of violence. I speak only for myself here. You're welcome to draw anyone else's attention to this, if you wish. I suggest you might consider putting any serious threats on AN to make admins aware. There is the possibility of them being followed up by the police. In the previous case, I emailed the school head to draw his attention to what had happened. Tyrenius 16:45, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

PS Thanks for contacting me re your insult posts. This shows good sense, obviously, in the circumstances. Tyrenius 17:03, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

Congratulations, Fat Man! Really well deserved. I have to say, I agree with Tyrenius here. And I might also compliment you on your insults. In the Patrick M. McCabe article abovve, you did a magnificent job of insulting me, and more recently again performed well with your 'misguided youth' rant. I wish I could insult as well as you. Also, if it wasn't for you, that article might have slipped through 'the web'. Great job. Solipsist3 10:29, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

I think when Tyrenius referred to my "insult posts" he was referring to the contributions of vandals that now decorate my talk page, not my multiple "rants" [2],[3] directed toward Mr. McCabe, which were never (primarily) intended to be insulting. As for your sarcastic praise of my vituperative virtuosity, it's unwarranted; I'm no Don Rickles, but if you wish to be, I suggest practice, practice, practice (just not on wikipedia; that would probably be considered uncviil). Thanks, by the way, for correcting my typos.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 03:21, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

Hey, Fat Man, don't put yourself down - stick to putting me down. Those compliments weren't sarcastic! You really made me feel guilty with your rant about 'misspent youth' and your earlier one about 'narcissism' was pretty good too. No worries with the typos, but ironically enough, you spelt uncivil wrong just before you complimented me about the typos. I really hope there are no typos in this posting now. Solipsist3 04:26, 12 September 2006 (UTC)

Bassists

Good work on your tireless efforts to keep the list of notable bassists succinct. It seems lots of people have strange ideas about what constitutes notable. "Country" Bushrod Washington 04:25, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

Trivia

I am quite familiar with both of those pages and I happen to disagree with both of them. Wikipedia:Avoid trivia sections in articles is only a guideline, and one that passed with only 62% of votes in favor of it, and I feel that many users who would like to have a say in that discussion did not get to (I myself did not get to participate because I was limiting my Wikipedia activities during the time of the discussion and did not find out about it until these toomuchtrivia tags started appearing). Wikipedia:Trivia is only a proposed guideline, anybody can create one.

Yes, it is true that fans like to read fun facts about the TV shows and movies they enjoy.

If you pay attention to my arguments this has nothing to do with them. I do not like fan cruft.

On Wikipedia:Avoid trivia sections in articles it says at the top

This guideline in a nutshell: Lists of facts, as found in trivia sections, are better presented within the context of the text rather than in a section of unrelated items.

Which I fundamentally disagree with. Some information is better presented in trivia section form. Just as some information is better presented in a table (in fact, I think everything said on that page could just as easily be applied to tables), some information naturally leads itself to being included in a trivia section. Certainly many trivia sections contain some information that should be integrated into the main prose of the article, but not all.

However, Wikipedia articles are not the place to display those facts indiscriminately, in list form.

I would agree with you here, but I feel that in every case I have editted the facts were not an indiscriminate collection in list form. They were relevant, interesting facts that were best presented in a list form.

And finally I would like to point out that there is not one universal definition of what is too much trivia. For some articles having even one item of trivia would be too much, for others a rather large section might serve the article best, the nature of the topic of the article determines how much information should be presented in the trivia section. Suoerh2 07:56, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

Mullet picture

There is business at the front. I think the party at the back is exclusive. Rintrah 14:01, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

Bohemianism

My bad and I beg your forgiveness. I didn't mean to delete W'burg completely, just got distracted in the rewrite. Have restored in the context of the new edit. Charles T. Betz 18:16, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

Sources

As a new user you may be unaware of the fact that in years past the practice was to place all general sources in "external links". Wikipedia is improving its standards and that's a good thing. But just because older articles used different standards doens't mean that material is unsourced. If you'd like to bring the article up to higher standards then I heartily support that effort. -Will Beback 19:45, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

Okay, I will improve the referencing (first I have some errands to run). But do understand that this effort will likely result in the deletion of material for which I cannot find a reference (don't worry, I'll look in the External Links before deleting anything).--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 19:52, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

Do your best. There may be additional sources available that aren't already in the article. The topic is pretty cut-and-dried, so we shold be able to source everything. Cheers, -Will Beback 20:00, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

Yes, that was my original point as well, that we should be able to source everything.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 20:03, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

Re:

Ah, okay. Also, I've blocked User:The fat man never since he seems to be impersonating you. --W.marsh 16:31, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

Wikipedia:WikiProject Guitarists invitation

Hi! Noticed your NN patrolling of the bassist list. Just wondering if you had time/interest in joining the Wikipedia:WikiProject Guitarists fold. An ever growing group of Wikipedians interesting in editing/improving any/all guitar/guitarist(which, of course includes all bass guitar/bass guitarist) articles. If you feel you can contribute, your participation would be greatly appreciated. Cheers! Anger22 18:17, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

AK-47 linkspam

There was already an advertisement in the links for this book, therefore it's linkspam. Further, it was a digest of the book and books should be placed in the reference section, not under links. Larry's trying to sell his books.--Asams10 17:20, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Personal attacks

I felt you should know that the following has been used as an example of a personal attack [4] in a discusion on the personal attack intervention page. Your comments on it would be appreciated.-Psychohistorian 20:50, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Knicks-Nuggets brawl

Hi. In terms of deleting the "AfD" nomination on the page, that was a good start, but sometimes people get testy about that, though the person who put it up was an unregistered user. I'm just writing to you here asking you to remember to state your opinion on that article's Talk page, just so if someone else nominates it for deletion we have some record of things done right and proper and, err... democratic. JesseRafe 12:28, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

I was acting on the Proposed Deletion template instructions which say "You may remove this message if you improve the article, or if you otherwise object to deletion of the article for any reason." I also explained my actions in the edit summary (also a valid record). However, if that upsets editors, I will be sure to justify my actions on the Talk page in the future.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 13:29, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Patrick M. McCabe again

Forgive me, Fat Man! It was a moment of frivolity, but one I can't say I regret as it got me back in contact with my favourite Wikipedia pal! Fat Man! How have you been? It's been far too long. I'm so glad you tracked down your old mate Solipsist3. How exactly did you stumble across my latest venture anyway? Merry Christmas Fat Man! Solipsist3 00:31, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Michael Richards

"If you are going to revert controversial edits without truly participating in the discussion, at least make sure that the language you're reverting to makes sense. "Michael Anthony Richards (born July 24, 1949) is an Emmy Award-winning, American comedic actor, three-time Emmy Award winner, writer, producer, and best known for playing Kramer on the television show Seinfeld." Did you read that sentence to your yourself before you reverted? I know you didn't write it, but it looks and sounds awful. Taking sides in a content dispute is one thing, but butchering the readability of a paragraph is quite another.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 16:02, 18 December 2006 (UTC)"

First its not that horrible, as you make it out to be, yes its not the best, but its certainly not butchering anything. Second the article existed a whole 6 to 7 minutes in the state that you quote, as the redundancy was corrected by netscott in a matter of minutes. Yes i did read it i did notice that it was redundant a fact that was discussed earlier. I was ready to correct it, but netscott beat me to it. Its not the end of the world an article existed in a slightly inferior state for a couple of minutes, take it easy. Geza 14:23, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

copied from Netscott's talk page:

Michael Richards sockpuppetry?

I am very suspicious that 81.182.xxx.xxx, the anon user responsible for controversial edits and 3RR violations to the Michael Richards page is non other than User:Kgeza67. Almost the minute the article was semi-protected, Kgeza67 returned and began performing very similar edits to the anon user. Circumstantial evidence seems to support my suspicion. Is this enough reason for me to bring this to the attention of the admins who monitor Wikipedia:Suspected_sock_puppets?--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 19:07, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Quite possible: see this. Note the nationality associated with that name and note the nationality of the IP addresses. (→Netscott) 19:17, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

I'm currently a bit too busy to do so myself but I would strongly recommend that you submit User:Kgeza67 for WP:RFCU to establish this or otherwise make a posting on WP:ANI with your suspicions. (→Netscott) 19:28, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

I'm also rather tied up at the moment, but when I get around to it, this sounds like a good idea.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 19:32, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

HaH!

I like your username too, it's hilarious (At least when I'm sleep-deprived). 68.39.174.238 06:46, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

re: Redirect discussion

The talk page of the redirect is the best place to discuss it. If that doesn't achieve consensus, then RFD is an appropriate place to bring it. RFD is primary deletion related, but it is also used for discussions to generate broader community consensus. In general, however, if there is argument over where a redirect should go & both are valid options, then a disambiguation page is the right approach. -- JLaTondre 15:29, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for your help. I have noticed however, that one of the "guiding principles" on RfD is "RfD is not the place to resolve editorial disputes. If you think a redirect should be targeted at a different article, discuss it on the talk pages of the current target article and/or the proposed target article." I don't want to rankle anyone who believes in this principle. So I have made the article in dispute a dab page for now, but I might propose a page move in the future.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 17:37, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

Talk:Cannabis (drug)

Thanks for jumping in there. I've just about had my fill of that nonsense...every time I calmly offer yet another citation, it's greeted with "you're wrong" and assorted emotional outbursts. -- Jim Douglas ^(talk) _(contribs) 21:20, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

BTW I dont agree with all Thoric says and certainly dont want a pro cannabis pov article, whatever pov I may express on my user page, SqueakBox 19:23, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

Fair enough. Sorry for unjustly lumping the two of you together.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 00:52, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Boozer's birthplace

How interesting. The Yahoo! one doesn't surprise me. Yahoo!'s celebrity biography pages (not just sports, but music celebs and others) are notoriously erroneous very frequently. They seem to do just about zero fact-checking over there. Would have expected better, though, from ESPN. Mwelch 22:35, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

Short story

Fat man, I wasn't trying to delete edits by other people in the short story article. The problem is that someone deleted large sections of the article a while back in what appears to be simple vandalism. Just trying to reinsert those sections. Anyway, instead of just reverting I physically went back in and reinserted the missing info. Best,--Alabamaboy 15:28, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

I agree that a great deal of important content (including some sections I contributed to myself) was removed from the article, so it's good that you're now restoring them manually, without overwriting the hard work of editors who have tried to improve the article since those sections were removed.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 15:34, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

I've now made the changes. Please let me know if I deleted anything you think was valuable. The only section I deleted was the history section which was shorter and more POV than the original section was. The deleted section contained POV statements like "There are the stories that stay with people forever and then there are also some stories that are forgotten." While I won't debate the poetic truth in statements like that, they don't belong in the article, especially when the article originally had a more detailed and factual history section. Let me know what you think. Best,--Alabamaboy 15:43, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

3RR

You should read the full history of the page List of very tall men instead of popping up like this. RCS 19:18, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

I've been following every comment on that talk page for months. Nothing you'll find there will justify your edits, nor your disregard for WP:3RR.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 20:17, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

You know what ? You are telling lies. If you had followed something somewhere, you'd have noticed that it was i who started reverting the IP (later becoming an account), not the other way round. What's really on your mind ? RCS 07:58, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

It takes two to tango, and your "he started it" argument is infantile. You should both be blocked. As an established user, you have less of an excuse to ignore one of the fundamental Wikipedia principles than does your friend with a new account.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 08:00, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

I'm afraid you hunger for me to get blocked will not be stilled. You'll have to find something else. RCS 15:47, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

Re:Block

The sockpuppeteer comment refers to accounts Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk · contribs), Man Never Came Back (talk · contribs), and The fat man never (talk · contribs). I don't remember what they did (it was several months ago), so I had to check their deleted edits; it seems that they were repeatedly re-creating a deleted article. I presume that they were impersonators and not operated by you (given that you reverted a removal of the deletion notice from the article by one of them). Correct? - Mike Rosoft 16:49, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, that clarifies the story. I remember what happened--those were all impersonators of me. I nominated an article for deletion, which made the author of the article (a talented electric bass player from Spain) very upset. He set up a bunch of accounts with names similar to mine; mostly, though, he just blanked my user page anonymously, which he still does from time to time. I hope he still finds time to practice with all the time he spends vandalizing. Anyway, I understand the confusion.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 16:59, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Michael Richards

Hey, Fat Man! I'm asking you to Come Back! Hey! I'm thinking it may be time to start paring down the Michael Richards article a bit, as it is no longer a current event. I posted a note on the article's talk page. I wanted to get some sense of concensus before rocking the boat. Cleo123 00:43, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

Borat

Sorry for the confusion, but someone else had wrecked a reference on an edit in the Production section. That was what I was refering to in the edit summary.--Lenin and McCarthy | (Complain here) 14:31, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

I'm also sorry for the misunderstanding, but still you reverted my link to the War on Terrorism article. Was this intentional?--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 14:32, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

That wasn't intentional. Sorry. --Lenin and McCarthy | (Complain here) 14:35, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

List of tall men

So we are back to 6ft 5, exactly where i had the page started. You shouldn't have interfered as you have. I will ask for the demotion of the administrator who so willingly followed your whim. You never know. RCS 16:54, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

One can only hope you've learned your lesson--namely, to achieve consensus before making drastic edits; also, follow the 3RR even if some other fool happens to be breaking it. Since your block, consensus on the issue has been achieved. Prior to that, consensus had not been established, and your deletions were highly inappropriate. Furthermore, your intemperate tendency to hurl ethnic insults probably won't do much for your campaign to desysop the admin who rightfully blocked you.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 17:01, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Not to get into a fight, but could one of you put it on deletion review for me. Thanks.--T. Anthony 17:29, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Discounting votes

Your recent "discounted" vote comments were obnoxious. I find your claim that you discounted the majority of keep votes because they were "based on no arguments applicable to Wikipedia policy or guideline" disingenous.

For example, you "discounted" my following comment: "Keep. Deletion nominators are relentless. This is a problematic but still salvageable article; it's way too soon for another afd; isn't this inappropriate?"

Actually, that particular concern is addressed in official Wikipedia policy:

Repeated attempts to have an article deleted for non-policy reasons may sometimes be considered abuse of process and/or disruptive, and the article may be speedy kept.

Please don't respond by saying to take it up with Deletion review or that I should have included the word "speedy" to make it clear which policy I was referring to; I really don't really care what happens to that frivolous article you deleted; I'm saying your dismissiveness toward many established editors was ill-considered and will rub many the wrong way.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 11:20, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

No, I wouldn't point you towards deletion review for this issue, it's a very valid one, and I do understand your point - I apologise if this came off as dismissive (or obnoxious ... really?). As the closer, I am required to exercise my judgement to the best of my abilities. It was clear that there was a vast majority of editors that considered the deletion discussion to be valid (nb, not referring to the actual deletion here, merely the judgement of the community on whether or not the AFD discussion should have taken place). This was implicit, in the volume of arguments made both for deletion and for keeping. Calls for the discussion to be closed early as a (speedy) keep were in a considerable minority, and failed to adress any of the issues that led to the AFD discussion occurring. As it was clear that the discussion was a valid one that warranted taking place, any argument based solely on '(speedy) keep as AFD is not valid' was discounted. Does this make sense? If it doesn't, then I'm afriad that is the point at which I would have to point you towards deletion review. Proto::► 12:56, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

DRV for List of tall men

I intend to propose List of tall men for deletion review. However, in light of the extent of your participation in the AfD discussion and your discussion with the closing admin, I wanted to first present my rationale for the DRV to you (and to User:T. Anthony) for comment so that it has the best chance of succeeding at DRV. Thanks, Black Falcon 19:23, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

The article was deleted even though no consensus was reached. 17 users supported deletion (one of which was simply "per nom", but was not discounted) and 17 voted to keep the article (a few of the "keep" votes were discounted by the closing administrator). Now, granted that Wikipedia is not a democracy, but AfDs should be decided through consensus and not polling. 17 vs. 12 or 13 hardly seems to be a consensus.

The administrator's justification for the decision is that:

The arguments to keep are very poor in comparison with those for deletion. Nobody has succesfully refuted the chief reason for deletion - that the list is subjective and there is no accepted single definition of what to be 'tall' means.

However, a number of users directly addressed and refuted the chief reason for deletion--the "subjectivity" of the term tall. See, for instance, the comment by User:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back against a "fruitless semantic exercise":

NOR applies to "new definitions of pre-existing terms;" it does not preclude the variable, reasonable interpretation of very common adjectives.

The criticism of the subjectivity of the term "tall" blurs the distinction between a criterion that is subjective and one that has alternatives. Notability could, in theory, have any number of possible (and plausible) definitions, but WP:Notability is an objective criterion. Likewise, the term tall could have varying interpretations, but it can also be an objective criterion (reached through consensus and verified by external sources).

At the least, the article should be restored so that it could be renamed to List of the tallest men, which could list the tallest men ever, in specific countries/regions, at particular times in history, etc. (this is really a matter for that article’s talk page).

I would support a deletion review. The only thing I would add is that all this bitching about subjectivity sets a dangerous precedent. It's now permissible to delete any article, as long a handful of editors complain that one of the words in the article title is subject to interpretation.

Consider these search results:

• [5]
• [6]
• [7]
• [8]

We can now start arguing about what "early" or "black" means and whether something/someone is early or black enough to warrant inclusion on any of these lists. Should all the lists now be deleted because they contain such a subjective term? How about the List of unusual deaths (see also [9], listed above) I mentioned during the tall men AfD discussion? List of famous people who died young? List of fat actors? Nice knowing you. What about List of metropolitan areas by population? There's constant griping and disagreement on its talk page about how we should define a metropolitan area. And since were discussing the List of tall women article, why don't we obliterate the List of tallest buildings and structures in the world? In my view, the closer--along with many of the delete voters--were mis-using the term original research, and we if applied their standards to hundreds of other list and non-list articles, a significant percentage of Wikipedia content would be stand danger of deletion.

It's darkly amusing that so many here prefer outright destruction (easy) to consensus building (hard work).--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 21:08, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

I noted to the closing admin on his talk page (very bottom) that this paves the way for deleting any article involving a relational adjective (e.g., all of the lists in List of "largest" articles) and am awaiting a response. Black Falcon 21:11, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

'Largest' and 'tall' are different superlatives ... the equivalent would be 'largest' and 'tallest'. List of tallest men would probably be ok. A simple, non-controversial cut off, such as '20 tallest men alive', '20 tallest men ever', and 5 tallest notable people in certain professions where height is noteworthy and relevant (e.g. NBA) could then be created. Proto::► 10:11, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

20 is an abitary cut off, no different from picking 7 feet as the cut of point on the deleted list. Personally I believe it ought to have stayed. Oh well. Mathmo ^Talk 07:18, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

I have only just noticed the deletion of the article, a true shame, not just for the deletion, but the way it seems to have been handled and executed. Perhaps you were right in your original appraisal of those first edits to undermine it?Halbared 19:10, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

A bit of balance

The bit of balance that you brought lastly to the editing on Michael Richards is a welcome sight. Take it easy. (→Netscott) 00:38, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/List of tall women, List of tall men

Please see new combined deletion debate. ~ trialsanderrors 20:04, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

WP:NOT for pop lists

I'd like to encourage you to take a look at some of the articles of this type that I've AfDed in the last few days and add your opinion. Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/List of appearances of C96 in popular culture, Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/I'm Spartacus!, Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/List of people who became famous only in death, Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/References to Calvin and Hobbes among others. Otto4711 00:38, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Change Username

The Fat Man Who Never Came Back → Thinthin

• Current name: The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk • contribs)
• Requested name: Thinthin (change username)
• Reason: Your username is too long.. -- Invader Soap 16:47, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Pish posh. --The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 17:09, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

What is pish posh? ----Invader Soap^{Evil Jokes}_{Gir's Dog}February 13^th, 2007 (UTC)

Sudden Jihad syndrome

Thanks for the notice of intention. Sudden Jihad Syndrome is a term that will get used more and more as time goes on. I appreciate your Liberal attempt to surpress the truth. I know you know no other way. God bless you. Prester John 06:42, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Just Want to Commend You

For responding with so much civility towards what must be one of the most hypocritical personal attacks I've seen on WP. I'm still laughing at this gem from her ad hominem edit: "Otherwise, let's try to discuss the content of this article." and the latest contrived nugget of wisdom: "It is also very difficult to assume good faith from someone who makes so many uncivil remarks targeted towards any editor who disagrees with his point of view." Though in the spirit of AGF I'm inclined to attribute such blatant hypocrisy not as much to malice as to delusion/incompetence. In any case, just letting you know other editors (and reading between the lines I get the sense even the admin is getting tired of their act as well) are laughing along with you. Cheers. Tendancer 14:55, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for the acknowledgment. It is important to me that others perceive my disposition as civil.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 06:09, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Babels

Where are the babels? MM 13:54, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

On the Babel (disambiguation) page, most likely.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 18:26, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. MM 17:29, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Black comedy

Thanks for your bold culling of the Black Comedy article. I'm embarassed to say I've been watching it for a few months, now, and have been fretting over what to do with it. Thank you for doing what I was too afraid to do. :) --Mdwyer 01:26, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

Michael Richards

Thank you so much for the kind note you left on my talk page. I want to extend my sincerest appologies for my part in our misunderstanding. Moving forward, I will do my best to assume good faith on your part. The work process on that article has just been so contentious, that perhaps my own perspective has become a bit askew. There is no "connection" between User:Bus stop" and myself other than sharing some similar editorial views. I took offense at your "dynamic duo" remark although it struck a deep chord in me. I do feel, in many ways, that for some months now it has fallen on Bus stop and myself to defend Michael Richards against a host of "attackers".

As I'm sure you realize, Bus stop and I are both relatively new, inexperienced editors, who have had a very difficult time defending our position within WIkipedia's guidelines - which for me are "Chinese" to some extent. For goodness sake, I didn't even know what a "sockpuppet" was when the Kgeza problems started! (I had to look it up.) When one is still learning about Wikipedia's editorial policies, it is very difficult to reasonably defend your editorial position, when you are also being personally attacked for not knowing all the guidelines. Perhaps, this has led me to be a bit "paranoid" in my assessments. I hope you understand the place I am coming from and I appologize if I have misjudged your motivations.

I know Michael, not very closely, but well enough to know that he really is not a racist. I understand that I cannot introduce my own "original research" or personal knowlege to the article and I have not done so. I will say, however, that there is a lot more to this story that has not been covered by the press. Because I do know Michael, I was very hesitant to edit the article at all - but there seemed to be no one defending him other than Bus stop. The fact that Bus stop was taking a terrible beating from other editors, led to my uncomfortable decision to enter the frey. It was a very sad moment of realization for me that a complete and total stranger out in cyberspace was to be my sole ally defending Michael against the hoard.

In some ways, your edits to the opening sentence of his biography strike to the core of the tragedy. Although most actors dream of a successful sitcom, few realize that the work can rob them of not only their personal identity but any chance of a future career. The sad truth is that when an actor becomes overly identified with a particular character in the public eye - he is no longer hirable. This is something that Michael has struggled with. The lack of success connected with the Michael Richards Show is firmly rooted in the audience's resistance to see him as anything other than Kramer, not in any fault in him as a performer. Unfortunately, actors, as a group, are very sensitive people and these types of career "set-backs" can be profoundly degrading, demoralizing and psychologically disabling. Michael is a wonderful, warm human being who made a terrible mistake. In many ways, he will pay for that mistake forever. We can either choose to continue punishing him, or we can give him the same kind of break we would wish for ourselves. I see no point in throwing salt in the wounds.

In any case, I hope that I have been able to provide you some insight as to my perspective. I hope that we can make a fresh start here. I look forward to having a productive and positive working relationship with you in the future. Happy editing! Cleo123 07:10, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Ape Language

Hello The Fat Man Who Never Came Back. I noticed you created a category for ape-language subjects and titled it "purportedly linguistic apes". I worry that this title is not neutral (per NPOV guidlines on wikipedia:categorization). Websters defines "puported" as "to have the often specious appearance of being, intending, or claiming." The success of ape-language projects is disputed, and there are notable scientists who would disagree about ape linguistic aptitute having a "specious appearence" (The Washoe and Ai projects claim to be moderate linguistic successes, in fact). And in the case of Nim Chimpsky, the primary researchers called off the project and declared the chimpanzee unable to learn language. So who is "purporting" that Nim Chimpsky is a linguistic ape? Certainly not the scientists invloved with Nim. And why should said "puporter's" judgement outweigh Nim's own researcher's conclusions with regard to this encyclopedic categorization?

I agree that that the name of the category raises concerns and would happily endorse a suggestion for a better, more neutral-sounding name. Do you have such a suggestion? However, I hope that the category itself is not deleted outright, because I find it most useful to place all apes that have reportedly learned language under one umbrella, which I believe is a notable subcategory of both Famous apes and Animal intelligence.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 11:57, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Please take another look at the article

Hi The Fat Man Who Never Came Back,

Please take another look at the Niggardly article. I started googling and found a lot of new information about other incidents and interesting comments in the controversy, so I added them in. I think it's a much better article now, certainly much larger and broader in scope. The article could still use some changes (including to some of the additions I made), but I think if you take another look at it you'll like it and may change your mind. Noroton 23:50, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Daisuke

You said in your edit comment: "courtesy self-revert after reading your comments about {{hndis}} on your user page, but I'm still not sure everyeone shares your view on how this template should be used" -- amen to that; I'm in the initial stage of preparing a guideline proposal for articles that list people by name (full name, given name, surname, whatever). There appears to be constant discussion (and disagreement) over whether such lists run contrary to WP:NOT#DIR and how much overlap they should have with disambiguation pages. A lot of the discussion, though, seems to take place in AfDs and in the Disambiguation style guide talk page, which I don't think reaches all the interested parties. I'll drop another brief note here when I get the proposal done. -- JHunterJ 11:14, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

About Imus

You made some points about Whitlock but you fail to remove all other examples from the article which much worse. Just look at the lead which contains :"over racial and gender slurs he made on air." without sourcing. Ho as a gender slur and nappy-headed as a racial slur? All this without sourcing? Thats what exactly is NPOV about you don't apply the rules selectively. My edit was based on a reliable published source and I worked exactly for NPOV not against it. The article in it's current state has nothing from Imus supporters, like O&A, Bill Maher, Rosie etc, that's not what NPOV is about. Whitlock is not even a supporter, just didn't buy all the phony outrage. So i would appreciate if you would remove gender slur, racial slur (unsourced) first and then cite NPOV to me and remove my sourced edit. Also I won't make any comments about you but expect the same in return. Ecostaz 16:02, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

TFMWNCB, you may find this of interest - follow the link: User:Ecostaz. Meanwhile, I don't know if you're current on Talk:Don Imus, and I don't know what your opinion might be about this, but I'd like to know if you think that calling the comments "racist and sexist" needs to be handled the way "Ecostaz" and this new editor "Doc Gratis" insist, since every article that I've found that talks about the Imus event characterizes them as such. Just asking for an opinion - wherever it falls. Thanks Tvoz |talk 17:59, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

Yes, I was confident Ecostaz was a sockpuppet the moment I encountered him on the Michael Richards article a couple months ago, but it wasn't until yesteday that an admin took the time to confirm my supsicion. I'm sure he'll be back in a new incarnation (interestingly, his most recent personas exhibit sporadic good behavior alongside the more familiar mischief and disruptive edits). In any case, I'll check out the current talk page and weigh in if the discussion still interests me.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 18:37, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

Fair enough. thanksTvoz |talk 19:38, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

User:Solipsist3

I have blocked indef as vandalism only account. See user's talk page. Tyrenius 01:42, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Your endorsement under it would be helpful. Shame though. He was endearing, but wasted time and undermined wiki's credibility. Tyrenius 04:34, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Hi Fat Man. I have returned with this incredibly subtle new user name. Don't bother banning it, as I don't plan on using it again. Thanks for calling me 'amusing' and 'high-brow' on Tyrenius' user page. It did my ego the world of good, and I know you've always been very concerned with my ego. Solipsist4 11:56, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Hilarious S/N

Hilarious user name. I am just so sorry you have to deal with people who make fun of it! Gautam ^Discuss 19:37, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for the recognition. I'm thinking about creating a short list on my user page of other wikipedians with amusing or clever user names.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 21:39, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Cool. Love to see it. Gautam ^Discuss 21:57, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Dude your username is awesome. --- 74.109.26.185 03:01, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Concert calendar

just thought i would post this link on here in case you don't check the ref desk:- this site ( http://www.concert-diary.com/home/frame.asp?when=4&ref=13 ) is the most comprehensive classical concert listings site i know. --Alex16zx 09:23, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

William Gaddis & William Gass

Re: Your removal of the sort-of disambiguation statements on those articles. I'm not the one who added them, and I was on the fence about whether or not they were useful, so I'm okay with their deletion. But it's no joke: People do confuse those two authors. Gass even wrote an essay about it—"William Gaddis and his Goddamn Books", included in his book A Temple of Texts. (Why would anyone make fun of your handle? I like it.) Best --ShelfSkewed talk 03:15, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

I'm sure people have confused these post-modern authors before. But this is hardly a Thomas Wolfe/Tom Wolfe situation. Mostly I disliked the "similar author" part, which I thought to be slightly jokey, unfair and very POV.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 10:21, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Rik Smits & Ralph Sampson

Are these chaps well known in basketball? Should they be on the list of tall men?Halbared 08:34, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

Both were solid--and unusually tall at 7 foot 4--players who had a few very good seasons. Sampson was the more notable of the two and made several All Star appearances. I haven't been to the list of tall men for a while, so it would depend what the current consensus is for basketball player inclusion. If the rules are fairly strict (e.g. must be in the Basketball Hall of Fame, League MVP multiple times or must have been named one of the official NBA 50 Greatest Players), leave them out. If the rules are somewhat looser (e.g., multiple All Star appearances), include Sampson but not Smits.

My personal preference would also be to leave the most extremely tall players (Manute Bol, George Muresan) on the list due to their height, even if they are not considered among the all time greats. Depends on consensus for inclusion.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 17:24, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

Serious Business

Could you please do one of the following with the power forwards page: 1.) Add back the notable present power forwards 2.) Delete the notable present ones from all other positions 3.) Somehow standardize all positions I don't like the power forward being the one exception to the rule. How about current members of Team USA AND 2006 All-Stars? Can't get more present than that.

I appreciate your effort to maintain the page, but please keep it standard with other position pages.

24.209.175.115 02:07, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Request for help about photo permissions

I just received permission via email from a copyright holder to use a photograph in one or more Wikipedia article. I am aware of how to upload a photo, but how do I convince others that I indeed have permission to use the photo in question?--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 18:11, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

• Post the email? Bart133 ^{(t) (c)} 18:25, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

No. Don't post the e-mail. First of all, you had to have asked if the image could be used under a free license. Free license must allow all of the following, for both the image itself as well as any modified versions based on it: Modification, redistribution, use for any purpose, including commercial purposes. The author can choose any free license they prefer. The only restrictions allowable are proper attribution of the creator and the requirement that derivative works are similarly licensed. If you just asked, "Can I use it on Wikipedia," that is not enough. You must ask "Can I use it under a free license." They can specify which license they want. If they said they release it under a free license, e-mail the Open Ticket Request System as described here. R ^ParlateContribs_@ (Let's Go Yankees!) 18:45, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Do you know Rostam

Dear fat man

Do you know Rostam? He is an honorable man in one of important mythological books (Shahnameh). Why did you revert it? I reverted again. Homer's picture is in the article. Rostam looks better morally and in the aspect of power.--Soroush83 18:59, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

I'm sure he's important in Persian myth, but he's not real. I will concede that one could make the argument that Homer didn't really exist either; perhaps they should both removed.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 19:02, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

!!!!Arabian myth!!!!!????? It is NOT important at all in Arabian myth. Persian mythology, Persian. Shahnameh is one of the best sellers in USA in 2006.(I'm not sure the 6th or 7th rate.) He is like Homer. But I think there is no matter they remain. And I believe pictures like Genghis Khan should be remained. And one like Hitler shouldn't be there however they isn't but how Genghis Khan be there?--Soroush83 19:13, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Sorry that I carelessly referred to the wrong regional mythology. I'm sure Rostam would belong in a gallery of mythological men, but he doesn't belong in list of historical men. Khan and Hitler had a great impact on history, so their inclusion would be much easier to justify.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 19:17, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

No matter! But I'm sure there are more important men that some of the people have been there. For example Cyrus the Great. He is one of the most important people in Jewish and had an emperor bigger and more honorable than a lot of other ones. Anyway, I don't know much about the situation of pictures of that article. But I suggest to change some of them or add these ones. You do it if you feel it is need. I think it is. Cheers.--Soroush83 19:48, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Good idea. I added added an image of Cyrus the Great to the gallery, since I feel that period of time was under-represented.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 20:29, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Michael Moore

I am the one who wrote the new intro as a compromise to someone who wanted to add left-wing and political activist. However, proper sourcing has never been established for either of those two terms and that is why the intro looks as it does. Really, there have been no useful contributions to that section other than a quick google search. So, when you find the time check out the page history and the talk page. Really, either version works for me as long as everything is sourced and set out as neutrally as possible. Thanks for you input to the article. Turtlescrubber 23:03, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

FYI

There exists http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=renameuser, but it can only be used to search by bureaucrat who performs renamings, or by former username.[10] You can't use it to search by new username.

For admins, there also exists User:NoSeptember/admin username changes. Mike R 17:00, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. If you know when the name change might of occurred, you can view 500 edits and do a Ctrl + F on the renameuser log. Seems somewhat useful--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 17:05, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Well, Taco, you can't sort by user name. But you can use Crtl + F to locate a particular new name or old name. They are both listed.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 17:10, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

If you're also unhappy at the way some well known admins are changing username without fully disclosing it (including User:Nick who has additionally moved and then deleted his talk page, and had it protected for a while) you may wish to see Wikipedia_talk:Changing_username/Usurpations. I've complained about this practice but seem to be in a minority of one :) --kingboyk 16:26, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, now consider it a minority of two. I just left a comment on that page.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 16:47, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

IRC cloak request

I am SadFatMan on freenode and I would like the cloak wikipedia/The-Fat-Man-Who-Never-Came-Back. Thanks.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 17:57, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

restored

Since it's not ready from prime time, I've userfied it until it is: User:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back/Noble "Thin Man" Watts. Enjoy editing. Carlossuarez46 18:51, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

• go ahead, seemed implausible given the whole drama, but stranger things have happened. Carlossuarez46 19:26, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 19:27, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Sorry!

Hi, TFMWNCB. Sorry for misunderstanding your edit on the list of unusually time-signatured songs. I do not, however, understand your most recent edit to the article: there is definitely a song called "Concerning the UFO Sighting..." [etc.] by Sufjan Stevens, and it certainly seems like it has an unusual time signature (although I have never been able to calculate it precisely). I assume now that you removed it because it is not in 65/16, but I am very sorry if I have misunderstood you this time. --3M163//Complete Geek 06:55, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

I was just listening to the song again (good song, by the way), and I acknowledge that the rhythm is pretty mysterious, though I am not musical enough to figure out exactly what's going on. Mainly, I get tired of original research and would like to see a source for such a silly claim. That anyone would characterize a time signature as 65/anything can sound a little ridiculous.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 11:25, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Citation Needed Challenge

• I have also placed this on the discussion page of the Tentacle Rape talk page. I am posting it on yours as a curtesy.

This is in regards to the statement:

Much of the genre also consists of domination/humiliation and bondage fetishes, since the victim typically is restrained by the appendages.

This statement is denoted with "citation needed" at the end. I previously removed the tag, commenting on the need, but you restored it with "no original research" as the justification. I am questioning the logic. One need not ask for citation on something so obvious when the source material is seen. By its very nature, tentacle rape is domination and bondage. Restraint of the victim (and the byproduct of humiliation and spirit breaking) is the norm rather than the exception. As tentacle rape is not a major sociopolitical or behavioral study, one will not find a scientific panel review study on the subject. There are Japanese articles which discuss tentacle rape (eroge hobby magazines) – however Wikipedia has guidelines against foreign language source; and this poster's translation of material could/would be given some sort of Wiki tag against it. This said: it is simply easier to use Primary Sources as "proof" to the sentence.

Primary sources: the entire range of tentacle rape titles. Anime includes Legend of the Overfiend or La Blue Girl. Manga includes "tentacle rape" chapters from titles released by Crimson Comics and Hellbunna (two adult manga lines that are found on illegal download sites; used only due to greater ease for English speakers to find them). Games can be located from the catalog of "specialist" publishers such as Black Cyc and Tinkerbell. List goes on and on.

Verifiability: Within reason, tentacle rape titles can be acquired by individuals of legal age. Japanese direct titles can be ordered from importers such as Himeyashop. Translated titles can be ordered from companies such as Peach Princess and G-Collection. Review of said material, will prove statement is factual. No different than if someone said, if you go outside and look at typical healthy grass, it will be green.

I am a "fan" of tentacle rape material – and although I do not produce such titles or write news articles in game magazines (although no such English publication exist) – I do consider myself knowledgeable. Of some relation: I also keep tabs on the eroge market and have a vested interest in it. I only state this, to point out that I'm not an insane random vandal. ^_-

The removal of the "citation needed" is not original research. Original research would be this poster, calculating a percentage of how much tentacle hentai is tentacle rape. What I am pointing out, is that the statement in question is: obvious to the topic when tentacle rape is seen with regularity, will not have a professional research citation from a credible institution (one could argue such a thing is beneath them), and is highly unnecessary. Please prove me otherwise. Nargrakhan 14:13, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

Danknugets educates us all

• Crust punk does not exist; the challendged Crust Punk genre was influenced by the subculture of Gutter Punk in NYC during the 80's. The anarchistic fashion sense may look crusty, but the transient lifestyle and general attitude of the scene made a distinct style of punk music, which I am afraid is not Crust Punk but should be called Gutter Punk. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Danknugets (talk • contribs) 00:22, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

Well

How do I revert the hist merge you performed here without doing a cut-and-paste? Please let me know the correct way to go about this.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 09:50, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

Technically, through a hist split. However, if you look into the history of the two pages you'll see that one was in essence a fork of the other, intended as a new version; hence the histories of the pages do belong together, per GFDL compliance. >Radiant< 10:28, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

All it needed was a link in the edit summary or the talk page that some material had been copied from the original article. It is particularly inappropriate to do the action done, as the original article is still in dispute and there is no consensus for a redirect, so the whole thing may need to be reversed at some point. Tyrenius 23:44, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

Radiant, I know you might not respect my position, and perhaps you'll be offended by my criticism of your editorial decisions, but if enough editors agree the hist merge was inappropriate, will you help me revert it?--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 23:58, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

Frankly the attempts by both of you to ignore the content discussion and instead misinformedly accuse people of misconduct are exceedingly unhelpful. >Radiant< 08:12, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

I don't see anyone "ignoring" the content of the article; if you'd restore the article to its proper place, I'm sure everyone would continue the work of resolving the BLP and NOT concerns you have rightfully raised. A significant number of editors agree that the page move and hist merge doesn't naturally follow as a solution to these problems. Your relentless attempts to delete and merge the article and, most recently, the poorly advised redirect is as big a distraction from the content discussion as the "mudslinging" you complain about.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 08:54, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

You've entirely missed the point of what I just said. Also, you maybe sure that "everyone would continue the work of resolving this", but if you look into the actual history (as I've suggested a number of times already) you'd see that Certain People have been actively opposing and reverting the any suggested resolutions, for over a year now. >Radiant< 09:45, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

Not at all. The article has been revised after previous discussion. That was the reason why more personal information was researched and included in the first place. No resolutions have gained any consensus during that time. It is good that more editors are now actively involved. If it is not helpful to accuse people of misconduct, then it would have been better if you had not posted to WP:AN/I#AFD_keep to do just that. Tyrenius 12:19, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

• It appears you haven't really read my post on ANI. That would explain your response there, as well. >Radiant< 13:02, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

Which bit haven't I read exactly? Tyrenius 13:25, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

As I said before, your attempts to ignore the content discussion and instead misinformedly accuse people of misconduct are exceedingly unhelpful. You need to calm down, and you need to start reading what people actually write, because you have persistently missed the point of nearly every conversation regarding this girl, including but not limited to the AFD, the talk page, and ANI. >Radiant< 13:27, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

(unindent) That is your opinion and obviously you are certain that you are right, but there are other editors who do not agree with you. Tyrenius 13:52, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

Check out this article

After you have checked out that article, consider this request: Fat Man, I have continued to edit Wikipedia under various pseudonyms, but its just not the same without my Solipsist3 name. I want it back. If I swear to edit Wikipedia for good and not evil, will you please lift the ban on my good old name? Solipsist4 05:22, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

Solipsist4 indef blocked by J Milburn. Tyrenius 05:39, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

Patrick, you know I don't have the power to lift bans, so it's silly to ask me. Furthermore, you haven't been banned, just blocked indefinitely. There's a difference. See WP:UNBLOCK if you want try to get the block reversed.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 13:30, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

Nudity v. Sexual pornography

You wrote: "plug your website somewhere else" I respond: "It (domai.com) is not my website. I have no affiliation with it. Don't make rash assumptions." Theaveng 08:05, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

I see. It still doesn't belong in the article.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 20:21, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

Well I disagree with that. References require external links, and that's what I was doing - providing a reference - same thing I did for other articles like Blu-ray or HD-DVD. (Nevertheless I did delete the site, as a compromise between your edit and my edit.) Theaveng 08:05, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

Re: Happy birthday!

I see the fat man has finally come back. Please do not attempt to "out" me by publicizing my birthday. Continued harassment will result in your banning. Hard. Love, Mike R 01:03, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

P.S. The cabal does not appreciate your meddling with My Dad. Mike R 01:05, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

I just want to drop a note about your conduct on the Anna Svidersky article. It stands above and beyond anyone else and I appreciate your sincere attempt for compromise. I just wish other editors were more open to editing and improving the article. The memorial aspect of the article is the most trouble and looking at the Talk page archive as well as the AfD discussion, it is clear that those are the items that catches the most editors eyes and cause them to have pause about the article. The article has a much better chance to survive future AfD and even prosper if the memorial details were trimmed. I came up with a rough draft of a "Non Memorial" version of the article that I know would address the majority of those concerns. I'm sure there is a middle crowd between this and the current article but it seems few want to find it. Agne^Cheese/^Wine 03:41, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the encouraging words. I really think this can be a decent article and am a little confused where all the rancor and frustration is arising from.... on the other hand, I haven't been involved in the discussion as long as some of the other eidtors, so I can imagine the exhaustion the editors must be experiencing, butting heads over on the same topics for more than a year. I'll take a look at your non-memorial version and hopefully use it to help incoporate some encylopedic improvements into the article.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 09:02, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

Advanced layout help

{{helpme}} I need some help positioning a picture correctly. I included a nice picture I took in an attempt to improve the Utah County article. I need it show up in the Geography section. However, due to a very long infobox, the picture is being pushed down into the Demographics section, where it does not belong. Ideally I'd like to right align that picture somewhere in that big white space to the right of the Adjacent Counties bulleted list. Can this be done?--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 03:05, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

I don't believe so - when you align an image to the right, it goes WAY to the right. If there's no room on the edge where you place the image, it gets stuck at the next available spot, as you've seen. I just tried repositioning it with a <span> tag, but all that did in the preview was make the image disappear entirely. However, if you align it left and place it at the beginning of the paragraph that starts "Utah Valley lies at the center of the county...", it doesn't appear to make any of the lines in the list break (on my screen, anyway, and it is slightly wider than most). I'll leave it to you to make the decision, though. Sorry I can't help more. Hersfold ^(t/a/c) 03:42, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

That works well enough! Thanks for the assistance.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 04:03, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

Well

I know you are being helpful and constructive, but certain other people markedly are not. The sooner these people cease attacking others and blindly reverting, the sooner this issue can be resolved. >Radiant< 11:29, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

Radiant, you have made many negative comments about editors, particularly Crum375 and myself, and are now accusing entirely new editors of WP:OWN because they disagree with you. You have "blindly" reverted - and deleted and redirected, actions reversed by multiple editors. Please have a look at your own behaviour. I seriously think your participation in this article has been very heavy-handed and disruptive. It would be much better if you restricted yourself to the talk page, and let other editors make the actual edits, following discussion. You take an extreme position on the whole article, namely wanting to delete it. The AfD and now the RfC plainly does not support your position. Tyrenius 11:48, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for proving my point so effectively. >Radiant< 12:39, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

You do what you accuse others of! Tyrenius 14:04, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

Tall men

Current status = crap caused it to populate the error category, which meant I had to go fix it :-) I'd like to tag more than a few articles with that status. SandyGeorgia (Talk) 23:47, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Sandy, I'm glad you understand. : ) I won't do it again. --The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 00:00, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

re: Assburger Syndrome

One of Wikipedia's "charms" is that it can be inconsistent. The RfDs conducted back in January concluded that this redirect should be deleted but that other, remarkably similar redirects would be kept. I can't pretend to explain why or how it happened but sometimes it just does.

Here's what I've found in my own research trying to answer your question:

• Assburger Syndrome has only been deleted once (and never protected that I can tell). The deletion was a speedy citing case G10. Given the lengthy discussion at the related pages, you could certainly justify overturning that speedy on process grounds and forcing the issue to RfD.
• Assburger syndrome was speedy-deleted. It was twice recreated and twice re-speedied with abbreviated RfD discussions. The second speedy-closure was contested at Deletion Review on 25 Jan 07 where the deletion was endorsed. Subsequent deletions were valid speedies under the recreated content criterion.
• Assburger's syndrome was RfD'd on 23 Jan 07 and "kept". It was subsequently speedy-deleted as an implausible typo but procedurally restored because speedy-deletions are not allowed if there has been a prior XfD (with exceptions for the "recreated content" and "copyvio" criteria). This redirect was part of the most recent RfD which ended with a "no consensus" decision.
• Other variants have been discussed in other RfDs - some kept, some deleted, some closed as "no consensus".

Given that there has been a full DRV discussion on the one without the apostraphe-s and in the lower case, I would not simply restore it. Doing so would rightly earn the page yet another a speedy-deletion as recreated content.

If you are that uncomfortable with the inconsistencies in the current results, you could make a formal proposal at Deletion Review in which you link all the prior discussions for as many of the related redirects as you can. Pose this issue not as advocating a particular position but as requesting a consistent decision. If you take that approach, be sure to send each of the participants in the prior debates a note so they can participate in the DRV discussion.

But even if you do all that, I'm not sure that it will be successful. A review of the prior discussions leads me to conclude that the community is not yet ready to reach consensus on this particular topic. It might be better to let it lie for a year or two. Rossami (talk) 20:39, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, Rossami. You're the greatest! But I don't think you fully explained why Assburger syndrome is protected and not the others.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 02:56, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, overlooked that point. I believe it was protected because it was recreated even after a formal Deletion Review decision endorsed the deletion. But I unprotected that page and nothing in the log shows the re-application of protection. I'm not sure why or how it's still in protected status. You might have to ask a Developer to look into what's happening on this page. I'm confused. Rossami (talk) —Preceding unsigned comment added by Rossami (talk • contribs) 04:09, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

Wilt's 100 points

No problem -- I didn't think our back-to-back reverts rose to the level of an "edit war". Just a difference of opinion, and the correct result was made (deletion of that particular sentence). My assertion would be that Hollinger's analysis (which I didn't read and only infer from your comment) is misleading in the sense that Bryant's missing six minutes did not occur at the end of the game, but instead occurred mostly in the first half in which he scored 26 points. So the amount one would extrapolate for six missing first half minutes would be less: it would tack on an additional eight points to 89. And anyhow, the characterization "threatened" does not deal with hypothetical extrapolations but instead deals with actual events . . . and 19 points difference is a big difference (I would agree, however, that Bryant "threatened" Chamberlain's record for points in a half with 55 vs 59). Incidentally, you may have been thinking of Bryant's 62 point game against the Mavericks in 2005 in which he really was benched the entire fourth quarter (playing 33 minutes total). Cheers! Myasuda 13:25, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Adminship

Reviewing your contributions, I like what I see. Would you every want to run for admin? Cheers,JetLover (Report a mistake) 18:46, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

This guy thinks I'm already an admin.[11] I can't imagine why.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 00:23, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

Actually, I think there are far worthier candidates than yours truly. But hypothetically, if someone gave me the mop, I'd try more often than not to not make a mockery of the position. Please don't go nominating me or anything silly like that.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 00:26, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

That is a shame. Tyrenius 00:41, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

Wait till I have 5,000 edits; then we'll talk.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 01:10, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the compliment - which compensates for some of the brickbats! My impression of you in our occasional crossings is of a steady pair of hands with good judgement and knowledge of policy, so that's an excellent starting point. I recall I even lobbed over a barnstar, which I don't do without good cause. I'd have to look further before a full endorsement, but please let me know when the time is right. Waiting till 5000 edits again shows maturity, if I may say so. And I'm pleased to let you know I am in agreement with Radiant! now on Wikipedia talk:User page... Tyrenius 02:47, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

OMG, you are not an admin?!? I would have never guess that. I respect your decision but do consider running at some point. I normally don't hang around RfAs but will keep an eye out for yours. You are certainly an asset to the project. Agne^Cheese/^Wine 08:21, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

I thought you were one already too. LOL. Even of you do smell. :p - Jeeny ^Talk 09:00, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Vandalism reverts

Thanks for the reverts. Amazing what goes on while you're asleep! Freshacconci 10:28, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Removal of discussion on Sarah Silverman (Talk)

Hi, the edits you made to that talk page were correct, although I didn't want my name to be associated with other users who use Wikipedia like a forum, so I thought I should let u know that the discussion did actually start regarding wether a "controversy" section should be removed from the article, then some other idiots came along and started talking about liberalism n what not, so just so u know, I wasn't one of the ones chatting about Sarah, only the article Ryan4314 18:06, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

I did delete[12] a section involving message board-style chit-chat, but your comments were not among those I deleted. However, I moved[13] a section containing some of your comments because the latest talk should go on the bottom of a page, not the top. This had nothing to do with with the substance of your comments, only the placement.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 13:47, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

An Award for You

		Chaw o' Tobacca
		To The Fat Man Who Never Came Back: For all your hard, decent and often unacknowledged work on this here Wikipedia, I present to you this chaw for your enjoyment. Sincerely, Mike R 17:35, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

That's disgusting. --The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 00:45, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

Porn

I'm excited about my pornography photo for the template. I'll post it to the page momentarily.. --David Shankbone 00:55, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Disputed fair use rationale for Image:SkinnyBitch cover.jpg

Thanks for uploading Image:SkinnyBitch cover.jpg. However, there is a concern that the rationale you have provided for using this image under "fair use" may be invalid. Please read the instructions at Wikipedia:Non-free content carefully, then go to the image description page and clarify why you think the image qualifies for fair use. Using one of the templates at Wikipedia:Fair use rationale guideline is an easy way to ensure that your image is in compliance with Wikipedia policy, but remember that you must complete the template. Do not simply insert a blank template on an image page.

If it is determined that the image does not qualify under fair use, it will be deleted within a couple of days according to our criteria for speedy deletion. If you have any questions please ask them at the media copyright questions page. Thank you.BetacommandBot 08:43, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

Well, Mr. Bot, I attempted to add a fair use rationale, but I'm not sure if it's good enough. If there are any further problems, I'm sure you'll inform me. --The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 14:02, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

Surprising comment on Tony's page

Well, I was a bit surprised, at least. You said deleting talkpage discussions is all right as long as you don't insult people. But the reason I linked to Tony's deletion on Phil Sandifer's page was so people would see the very insulting edit summary he used for it. Perhaps you didn't notice it, though. Regards, Bishonen | talk 11:32, 3 October 2007 (UTC).

Hi Bishonen. I'm very familiar with Tony's sometimes confrontational style and his unfortunate tendency toward self-righteousness. I still like him as an editor and don't think it was wrong of him to try to end a discussion that was going nowhere. Of course I wish he would be a tad nicer and less obnoxious in his edit summaries... but I don't think people are going to improve his disposition and get him to stop scolding people and calling people names by scolding him and calling him names.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 11:46, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

Regarding the Wikiquette Alerts page

Hi there. I saw your recent comments (both in edit summary on the WQA page, and in Tony Sidaway's talk page before he removed them) regarding Wikipedia:Wikiquette alerts, in which you stated that you believe the page is pointless and you will be nominating it for deletion. While you are certainly welcome to pursue an AfD for this page, I'd like to ask why you feel this way.

In my opinion, WQA has been quite helpful in resolving a number of interpersonal conflicts through informal mediation. I realize that there's already another portion of WP:DR for informal mediation, as well as formal, but WQA is about as informal as it gets, short of just having a conversation in an article or user talk page. I've personally helped over a dozen people through this page, and have received help from several people myself, and it has helped to make many people aware of Wikipedia's civility policies when they otherwise might not have found them. To lose this page would be a big disservice to the community, methinks.

Just wanted to express my opinion and solicit yours. Thanks for listening. — KieferSkunk (talk) — 00:29, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

I thought it was a just a regurgitation of the disastrous WP:PAIN. But if you say it's done a lot of good, I will take a closer look and sleep on it before starting an MfD.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 03:41, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

I think WP:PAIN was originally started for a similar cause, but its purpose was too poorly stated to be useful, and it ended up just turning into a "bitching session board". WQA is starting to turn into that too, I agree, but we're actively discussing ways to keep it on-topic. This is why I've been lately telling people that we can't and won't try to resolve content disputes there - we're just there to help on civility issues. — KieferSkunk (talk) — 19:08, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Tony Sidaway RfC

Wikipedia:Requests for comment/Tony Sidaway 4 Please endorse the statement of dispute if you feel it is appropriate to do so. Viridae^Talk 02:32, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

No good can come of this. Yes, it pains me when he heaps abuse upon his wiki-colleagues, but you have to learn to take that stuff with a grain of salt and love him for his good qualities.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 02:44, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Nothing excuses his behaviour - if it pains you then you should help the people who are attempting to remedy the situation. Viridae^Talk 02:46, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Who's excusing anything? I simply prefer to not make the problem worse. You are distracting Tony from important tasks.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 02:51, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

RFC

Hi. Regarding your edits to Wikipedia:Requests for comment/Tony Sidaway 4. I have reverted them. Please do not remove comments. Do not call other editors names. Regards, Mercury 03:57, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Don't you get the joke? --The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 03:59, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

I honestly did not, but if it was a joke, then I am in error here. Regards, Mercury 04:05, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Errr

Do you honestly think this is likely to help? Friday (talk) 03:56, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm just becoming a little depressed by the whole proceedings, so I thought I would pepper them with a few choice Tony-isms.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 04:00, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

I'll secretly admit I giggled, but I could imagine it pissing people off, too. Oh well, it's been reverted. Friday (talk) 04:03, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Inappropriate jokes are my vice. I'm working on it.....--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 04:06, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Wikipedia talk:Best User Page Contest

Please see the MFD. The talk page that you recreated has been tagged for speedy. O₂ (息 • 吹) 00:57, 10 October 2007 (GMT)

Ah, I see. I missed that one (though I participated in the 1st MfD). That's what I get for taking wikibreaks from time to time. I'll try to be on here nonstop henceforth.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 01:00, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Do you like my user page, by the way? I think it could have gone all the way.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 01:01, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Barnstar

Minor Barnstar

		The Minor Barnstar
		So many of your efforts might seem minor, but they are major. Things like looking for better photos, list clean-ups, etc. are important to the functionality and quality of our project. Thank you. Thank you. David Shankbone 01:03, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

• PS: You might be interested in this interview, Fat Man: Obesity and the Fat Acceptance Movement: Kira Nerusskaya speaks. --David Shankbone 01:03, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

David, you're a really good interviewer! Almost Howard Stern-like, and I mean that as a compliment. Can I read any more of your work somewhere?--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 01:12, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks man. I have my interviews here: http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/User:David_Shankbone/Interviews. Unfortunately, my most MAJOR interviews (Augusten Burroughs, Gay Talese, Sam Brownback, Nadine Strossen, Peter Gilmore, et. al.) haven't been transcribed yet. I have five interviews waiting to be transcribed, and five major interviews coming at the end of this week. --David Shankbone 01:16, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Lidia Bastianich

Thanks for understanding. ---J.S (T/C/WRE) 21:10, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

Fair Use

I don't mind that, as long as it's explained and not just done as an act of patent revenge for nothing in particular. Whilst I am still perhaps naive and WP:AGF, I am not into retaliation for its own sake, particularly when it seems to be driven by paranoia. --Rodhullandemu (talk - contribs) 03:42, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

It's okay to complain about another user's actions, but you should avoid ascribing motives to them. It's not helpful, for example, to speculate as to whether mental illness/meanness motivate another user's edits.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 03:58, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm going to try and take a break at least until I get my next prognosis. After that I will at least have some idea of whether it's worth carrying on here. --Rodhullandemu (talk - contribs) 16:47, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

WikiProject Pwn

Well...Looks like that didn't take long.
I am a little disappointed that I didn't even get to !vote in the discussion.
Anyway, thanks for taking care of that. --Onorem-"pwn"-Dil 11:04, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for your support for that short-lived project. I wish to be acquainted with you so that I may have support in my future endeavors on the internets. --Chinese3126 23:59, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

Paranoia

Giano has long been known for his paranoia and tendency to insert inflammatory broad brush attacks into discussions. This is (barely) tolerated because he is otherwise a reasonable editor. It is better to remove his comments where they are not appropriate than to indulge him in any way. In any case, please don't do anything that might encourage him to make further inappropriate comments either in Wikipedia-space or on user talk pages such as my own. --Tony Sidaway 16:04, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

Poor Tony - he has never quite got over not being an admin and his fall from grace. One does try to ignore him but sometimes one has to be firm with him for his own good. Giano 17:09, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

Don't fight on my talk page.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 03:18, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon

Great edit tonight. Just wanted to say thanks. Rray 03:36, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

You're very welcome. Deleting things is a fun and fast-growing hobby suitable for the entire family.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 03:50, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

RE:godspeed you! black emperor

Hi, I was also looking for some nice GYBE! pictures for the spanish article and I found those pictures in Flickr with full copyright, and asked the author to release the images. Luckily for us, the author loved the idea. Among the other CC-BY-SA pics of post-rock ensembles that I've uploaded in Commons there's Explosions in The Sky, Explosions In The Sky, A Silver Mt. Zion and A Silver Mt. Zion. I hope one day I have the chance to take this kinda pictures myself... but I think it's quite difficult that one of this bands came to Argentina. In the future, if you found more free licensed images of post-rock bands, please let me know in my english discussion or my spanish discussion. Meanwhile, if I found any other pic, I'll sure let you know. Cheers, Kved 01:21, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Oooh, that one is pretty good!. I'm going to use it! Buenos Aires is great, by the way--one of my favorite places to visit (but last time I was there, I accidentally got fat from all the great food....). Maybe I'll see some music when I travel there next year.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 01:57, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

If you came to Buenos Aires, try to catch one venue of Hacia Dos Veranos, which is the most significant post-rock band here. Of course it's not Godspeed You! Black Emperor, but still has it's charms.

BTW... today I've got for you one nice Mogwai picture, and other three Sigur Rós pics here, here, and here. Hope you like it. Greetings from the far south of the world. Kved 02:15, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Sarah Silverman

What on earth does she have to do with LBTG "studies?" I would like to revert this edit[14], but perhaps you'd care to explain yourself first. Is it because she does a lot of gay jokes; what comedian doesn't make fun of gay people? Or is it because your original research tells you gay people like her? Barbara Streisand and Liza Minelli aren't part of the project (but Judy Garland is!).--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 02:07, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Hi, TFMWNCB. First, Silverman's in Category:LGBT rights activists. Second, (the reason she's in that cat) the article states she won't get married until same-sex couples are able to. That's also properly sourced. Thanks for writing - and I'll check out Babs and Liza and see if they should be included :) -- SatyrTN (talk | contribs) 02:11, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Ah, I see. Thanks for responding. I had scanned the article for any reference to gayness or gaiety, but I missed that one. Still, the reference is fleeting, and I find the association a rather weird stretch. But I'll leave it alone, with the hopes of remaining on the velvet mafia's good side (I can't believe someone wrote an article about the "gay mafia." I love this website!).--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 02:28, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

ROTFL! And there's definitely no gay cabal. Promise. :) -- SatyrTN (talk | contribs) 04:56, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Sorry

Sure thing, mate. Thanks for letting me know. Smilesfozwood 19:46, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

No problem. I do wonder whether we should reconsider merging the articles though. I opposed it then, but the "Allahu Akbar" meme is still apparently live. Having one article for both would prevent readers from erroneously assuming that we just omitted the controversy without comment. Cool Hand Luke 20:15, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Someone once proposed merging Trolley Square shooting into Sulejman Talović, which I opposed[15]. But upon careful consideration, I would fully support the vice versa. After all, Talović is only known for one thing, so it make sense to redirect his article to the main Trolley Square shooting page.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 20:20, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

I went ahead and proposed the merge.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 20:29, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

WBTG

No worries about the tagging and thanks for the swift correction. The referenced articles are now present and all is right with the world. - Dravecky 21:06, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Goldeneye thing

Whilst blocks are not preventative, the user had received final warnings and he was pushing his luck. I have blocked him for 24 hours and the page is salted. We will see if he tries to recreate it after his block expires. Woodym555 13:33, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Hey thanks! I thought the admin adage was that blocks are preventative, not punitive, but perhaps I have things mixed up.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 15:44, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Umm :~, yes, got my words mixed up there didn't I, blocks are not punitive, they are preventative. Whoops. Woodym555 17:04, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Sorry about that, although i am sure you are aware, Wikipedia:Blocking policy is the link. It is one of those instances where you are thinking about thing, whilst attempting to write down a different comment, and getting everything mixed up in the process. I left a note on your talk page because you were asking for a block based on foresight into what you thought he might do. The salting would have stopped him from recreating that page. I blocked him because he had recently recreated the article twice after being given a block warning. It would have been wrong to block him simply on the premise that he might recreate it under a slightly different spelling. As i said earlier, we will see what happens when the block expires, it was only a short block and hopefully they will have seen the error of their ways. Woodym555 17:59, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

That sounds reasonable. Thanks for clarifying.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 18:02, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Reply

I didn't "abuse" you on your talk-page.
You might stick to the rules.
Don't start insulting with for example "clown" and then come back whining. OK?
As you might recognized, you wrote on the talk-page (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:212.23.126.9&redirect=no) of my current IP-address. Where else should I write a message to you then?
You really should read the rules. Actually I wanted to add more information to the image or remove it myself it it wouldn'T work out.
How should I "help" you, as you ask, if you simply don't stick to the things that are in bold written and bordered red (or black) at the picture page??? I added to the article out of interest. I very rarely spend time editing on wikipedia. Very rarely. How much more time should I spend for this image, or 'helping you', if you don't even want to read the rules??
Indeed! I was right with assuming you will need the sunday to read the rules.
—Preceding unsigned comment added by 212.23.126.9 (talk) 18:07, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Oh, I didn't realize it was you who uploaded the picture. Sorry for calling you a "clown"--I should have assumed the uploader meant well, despite the crucial pieces of information you/she/he left out. If you really didn't mean what you wrote to me as an insult, I'll take you at your word. My only goal with the Josie Maran article is to see a stable, high quality image that's not going to get deleted. Trust me, the image you keep restoring is going to be zapped very shortly. I'm not going to continue to edit war with you, but wouldn't it be nice if we could find a free image, so we wouldn't have to bicker about fair use guidelines?--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 18:12, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

What ever. Just mind your words before you use them. (While you have posted your answer I had written some more:

>> "Another tip for you:" You might consider why you need an extra "insult"-page! - Nobody should think I insulted you: everyone could read the history, but practically noone would, I know.
But the reason you put my first message on an insult page is, as said, that you maybe have a problem into insight of your own faulty actions: So you just remove some things, but the other parts without any connection to previous content or chatting you put on the insult page to ridicule people. Not very clever!) << Feel free to delete my messages here, they were only thought for as messages, not for written and saved for years. In fact, the original issue is solved anyway in at least 24 hours. bye bye —Preceding unsigned comment added by 212.23.126.9 (talk) 18:22, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

I maintain the insults page for my private amusement, as a remembrance of the scintillating discourse that graced these pages in the recent and distant past. I'm sorry you don't share the amusement. Perhaps you should nominate the page for deletion, if you disagree with its premise. I have never claimed to be clever and have acknowledged many, many times that my wikijokes are not particularly funny. Now, go about your day and please stop uploading problematic pictures. -The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 18:34, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

But...

Did you find my little "humorous example" (not joke) on the Just Kidding page funny? I also please look at the reason I blanked the pages, I clicked on "Random article" and it took me to some short page and it shouldn't link me to there. Also change your username because it is too long. --Gutzky 21:04, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Re: Name

Ah, no worries; I sometimes get that particular variation IRL as well. (It's still better than "Carol", of course!) Kirill 01:56, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

RfC: Original research and reliable sources

Hello. You recently contributed to a discussion about original research and sourcing at the List of musical works in unusual time signatures. I am requesting comments from the wider community in hopes of settling a dispute there. Please visit this section of the talk page if you wish to further contribute to the discussion. Thank you. Nick Graves 02:43, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

Hello Fat Man. Thanks for posting at the RSN, and for your response to my RfC. I made a couple of points about Pandora that I think help demonstrate its reliability. Please take a look at those and the article I cited. Thank you. Nick Graves 03:31, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Wikipedia:Facebook move

Not sure if you are aware of this, but that page is about to be deleted completely. Mainly because of confusion over the name. So, if you want it kept, suggest that you participate in the discussion. Sad really, that something so valuable on Wikipedia is about to get deleted, all because people on MFD want it so. Senseless. Another nail in the Wikipedia coffin. - Ta bu shi da yu 02:33, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Ta bu shi da yu, I think you've already made a fool of yourself with that ridiculous and utterly unjustified speedy close[16]. I like the article just as much as you do, but the reason they're deleting it is not because of the name, but because of its content! Wikipedia:Facebook is an accurate, concise and light-hearted descriptor. I hate the drab, artless "Images of Wikipedians". Discuss the change before performing controversial moves. It's in the rules. What on earth has gotten into you? Also, stop canvassing. You're setting a bad example as an admin.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 04:14, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

You are pretty much sabotaging the page by naming it as "facebook". How on earth did you come to the conclusion that it is even a controversial move? The only person to get upset is you, and you're only upset because there wasn't a WP:RM. WP:POINT, right there. Then you have the nerve to insult Ta bu shi da yu with baseless canvassing accusations? -- Ned Scott 04:26, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Why are you edit warring with me, Ned Scott? Ta bu shi da yu is acting like a bozo, plain and simple. This at least, is not, controversial. He's gone bonkers, and he needs to to take a break. In general, I've always thought you had a lot of sense, and I sympathize with you and TBSDY for wanting to preserve an article that adds a lot of color and fun to the project. But this ain't the way to do it. Play by the rules, that's all I'm saying. And I'm hardly the only one who see's Ta bu's behavior as canvassing, so keep your rebukes for those who deserve them. He seemed to be going through the entire (pardon me) wikipidia directory and got blocked when he got to the C's. Shame on him!--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 04:32, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

"He's gone bonkers, and he needs to to take a break." - not that your moves were entirely sane either. Violating the rules in spirit but not the letter is also bad for your soul. Awyong Jeffrey Mordecai Salleh 08:44, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Which policy's spirit did I violate? Let me know which of my edits appear less than sane; I'll happily admit when I'm wrong. In this case, I think the original move to Images of Wikipedians was performed entirely without discussion, as one of several desperate measures TBSDY employed to keep a page he likes from being deleted. I think his canvassing worked, I think the debate is going to be closed with ho consensus. This is great for the page (I like that page too!), but I believe it sets a bad precedent for acceptable behavior by admins. Anyway, I resolved to stop moving the page without getting more opinions on the matter (independent of your having applied move protection, whether you believe me or not). Edit wars make me unhappy.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 08:52, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

(←) "Which policy's spirit did I violate?" Don't admonish others for having done unrequested moves when you revert them in a equally unrequested manner. Awyong Jeffrey Mordecai Salleh 09:00, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Give me a break. I was just reverting it back to the familiar title that's been there for years, because I thought the original move was inappropriate. Reverting an inappropriate edit isn't by definition an equally inappropriate edit. If I had changed to something else entirely, you might have a point.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 09:03, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Alien's Stories

Hiya. I've declined speedy of the above. The guidelines at WP:CSD are clear cut on this - suspected hoaxes are not eligible for speedy and must be subject to wider review. I'd recommend taking it to WP:AFD to get shot of it! Pedro :  Chat  11:13, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Replied on your talk page.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 11:18, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

I see you've proded it. I've reverted the damage to the template. The rules are clear cut IMHO, but if you take it to WP:AFD you might well find another admin who will be bold and ignore this rule. Pedro :  Chat  11:24, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

I've listed it at WP:AFD Pedro :  Chat  11:42, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, Pedro.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 14:19, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Urgh, the both of us should start archiving our Talk Pages...

...but for now, just take this.

		The Barnstar of Good Humor
		For countering rubbish with even more rubbish while being civil most, if not all, the time, you are hereby awarded the Barnstar of Good Humor. -- Altiris Helios Exeunt 14:21, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

Look at it in edit view for some...light humor. -- Altiris Helios Exeunt 14:21, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

I appreciate this! If there are but a few who find my ridiculousness amusing, it brightens my day.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 14:41, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

Userfy request

I see that the Molly Stevens article was deleted[17] as non-notable in January of 2006 and again two months later; if the deleted article was about the cooking author/teacher, could you userfy the page so I can work on it? She's definitely notable. If, on the other hand, the article was about, er, the "14 year old upcoming supermodel hottie," please don't bother. Thanks, --The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 15:34, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

Hiya! Both deleted versions were about the 14 year old middle schooler, sorry. Writing a Molly Stevens article about someone notable would be great! - CHAIRBOY (☎) 16:16, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

Yes, well

Never fear, I'll soon have given it up. Hope you feel great, putting that last edit on my talk page. I'll bet it made you feel like a tremendously wonderful editor, kicking an editor when they are down. Does it make you feel like a big man?

So much for the "Barnstar of good humour", Mr Chuckles you. - 211.30.71.131 (talk) 05:42, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the sarcasm. This[18] is what actually makes me feel like a big man, as it were. And you're hardly "down." By your own admission, your life personal and family life is going splendidly; it's just that wiki stuff that appears to be upsetting you. I think you should spend some time with the fam and focus on what makes you happy, then return to editing, once you feel restored and are prepared to stop behaving so erratically. You can even get one of those new accounts where they grant you admin privileges without having to re-apply through the ghastly RfA process.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 05:55, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

In case you hadn't noticed, there are a few things about this project that were always important.

1. Don't troll others, and don't be nasty to them. If your humour was designed to hurt another, don't do it. The humour on Wikipedia is meant to be gentle, not harsh. Hard humour designed to bring down another is not conducive to editing on this project, nor collaboration. There is enough conflict without someone's lack of regard for another to cause more hurt and pain.
2. I am perfectly able to keep my real life separate from the editing I do on this project. Like I said, things in my normal life are great, except for a bit of sickness I've had for a few days. Yeah, it's a bit stressful, but that's what happens when your wife is pregnant and money is tight with a new-born on the way. However, this doesn't mean that I'm not extremely sad that this project has turned into a horrible blame-fest, with no way of people to make mistakes, or to speak their mind, or to leave without someone leaving a nasty comment on their user talk page. I've been on this project for almost 5 years, and you are one of the very few that I've seen who left a "don't let the door hit you on the arse" style comment. Mostly when someone leaves from disappointment, other editors refrain from commenting, or at the very least note what they didn't like in a very short comment (as in "I didn't agree with that you did such-and-such") and don't make a personal comment designed to be hurtful.
3. I have no intention of returning to editing. Like I said, I scrambled my account. I'm only coming back to respond to comments like the ones you left me. I certainly didn't expect for people to be horrible to me on my talk page, or to accuse me of having a sock-puppet when I log in and edit anonymously (?!?).
4. I have contributed quite a bit to this project (for instance, I spent two years writing the USA PATRIOT Act article), and have tried to make sure that I never misused admin tools. I think that is why long-time, valuable contributors aren't particularly happy I'm leaving. I feel sorry for those in the trenches. Unfortunately, many feel the way I do and are deeply saddened that the old spirit of forgiveness, Wikilove and community is being eroded by those who only want to do meta-editing, vandal hunting and casting judgement on others. There is certainly more of that now on Wikipedia than there is of actual quality editing of Wikipedia articles. It also means a lot less recognition for those who do the bulk of the work in getting topics and articles up to speed in terms of quality. I definitely encourage any editor to remember the core goal of Wikipedia, which is to contribute the sum total of all knowledge. I do know that writing nasty comments on talk pages doesn't help that at all, all it does is make more good contributors leave. It does allow more people in who only want to be involved in making decisions for the project but who don't really care about editing articles.

So before you decide to post a "witty" comment on someone else's talk page, think about whether it's there to judge them and bring them down, or whether you really want them to stay and produce good contributions for Wikipedia. - 211.30.71.131 (talk) 13:24, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Wow, I really, really hurt your feelings; sorry for that. Perhaps I overreacted to the distasteful way you've behaved over the past few days; I really expect long-time editors and admins to be exemplars, but when they fuck up, that's no excuse for me to be mean. I wasn't saying anything close to "don't let the door hit you on the way out," nor did I ever suggest that my comment was particularly witty. I was merely alerting others who were mourning your departure that you never actually left; however, when I re-read my comment it sounded awfully mean-spirited, which is one of several reasons I deleted it (only for you to restore it). Yes, I'm unfamiliar with the scale and quality of your magisterial contributions--and I never claimed to be your equal in experience or utility to the project--but you're none too familiar with my behavior as an editor, either. I do have a good idea what Wikipedia's all about and don't need to be lectured via enumerated do's and dont's by someone I don't really look up to or care to emulate. Nobody's perfect, and we've both had our ill-advised moments; my humor can be inappropriate or dark, but if you really look at my interactions with other editors, you'll find that I get along great with a wide assortment of people; I'm sweet, patient and helpful more often than not. I meant it when I said not to let let one online jerk-off effect your mood. It's not worth it. If you truly see me as nothing but a troll, you should really stop feeding me. Please go in peace.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 14:22, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

You know, I've often written comments on people's pages that I regret later. It takes a big man (really, no pun intended here!) to say what you just said, and I appreciate it. The more Wikilove, the better. I didn't really see you as a troll, but your comment did upset me. But... the comment above does make things right. I very much appreciate you saying it, and no more hard feelings on my end anymore. I hope that any bad feelings that I've caused could be forgiven on your end also. It's been a tough WikiWeek for me.

It is tough for me to leave. I have done a lot of stuff on this project... I guess I only said this because I was justifying my existence here to you and I wanted you to know how very much I regret the way things have turned out. It's an awfully hard thing to do to leave Wikipedia, I tried it once, left for 6 months and came back again. This time it's not really viable to do so, things have changed a lot from the first time. That's why this time I have scrambled my account so I can't get back in. - 211.30.71.131 (talk) 14:41, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Your edit summary in this edit...

You could see this. I found it while crawling through the list of users.
By the way, have you considered this clown to have a funny long name? -- Altiris Helios Exeunt 06:47, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

I'm speechless. That took some serious craftsmanship; what a pity the result was so crude. As for your second question, I love CSCWEM as an admin and vandal fighter, but the Simpsons reference doesn't do it for me; usernames on my list tend toward more original creations.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 07:06, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Ah, I see. No wonder it isn't listed there. Anyway, there should be some other short funny user names as well. Is this considered funny to you? -- Altiris Helios Exeunt 12:37, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Re:Jeremy (name)

Sorry, I misread the tag. Thought you needed the space to move the article. I believe history merge is used to correct a cut and paste move, which was not the case. My apologies, PeaceNT (talk) 13:58, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Actually, it was a cut-and-paste move. I cut and pasted it myself. Would you mind having another look, or referring me to an admin experienced in fixing such matters?--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 21:57, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

I was under the impression that it wasn't a move, since both pages still exist on their own, not one redirecting to the other. Will see what can be done about the overlapping history of these two pages. Best regards, PeaceNT 05:54, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

Dang! That's one of the more complicated history merges I've done. It's been fixed, I suppose. Anyway, just give me a shout if I messed something up, which I hope not. :) Take care, PeaceNT 06:12, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

Wow, thank you! Unfortunately, on the Jeremy (name) talk page, two other admins have advised me that a history merge would not be a good idea... but I suppose it's too late now. Perhaps I shouldn't have opened my mouth; I seem to have created an even more confusing situation, but I appreciate your attention to my request. --The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 17:36, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

Love the Q&A page

I came across your user name on the ANI page and was intrigued enough to visit your user page. In reading it, I clicked the link to the Q&A. Funny, engaging stuff. And informative. (I missed the Wiki scandal of Essjay. Whoa.)

And I love the portrait. I know this isn't the Q&A page, but I note that you're wearing only black and white. Do you ever accessorize with color? Something shockingly extravagant, like fuschia or electric green? I don't know if TFMWNCB has a nickname, but I'd like to suggest one that I gave my corpulant tuxedo pussycat (now deceased, so it would be appropriate to pass it on, as she has passed on): Orca Porka. I think she hated it. She would sniff disdainfully and ignore me when I used it. I thought it accurately descriptive and somewhat lighthearted. Perhaps you are of the same opinion and would like to adopt the moniker. Feel free.

With all due respect, while I'm sure it served you well in the past, but your look is terribly dated. But with a new name and some hot in your drag, maybe a little bling, you'd be truly phat, Fatman. Think on it. Hey, maybe that could be your new nickname: The Phatman Who Never Came Back. Yeah. Like dat.  ;) deeceevoice (talk) 14:16, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Deeceevoice, I have heard so much about you and welcome you to my talk page. I dare say the problem with (bracing myself, Imus style) you people is that you only see things in terms of black and white. If I could afford to buy you a new monitor, you would clearly see that my robes are not tuxedo black but rather a dense and voluptuous shade of chocolaty mahogany. Brown is beautiful too, after all. I will take your offer to brighten my wardrobe under advisement, though I suspect such flamboyant hues as fuschia rarely found their way onto the palette of my esteemed portraitist. But I flunked art history, so I could be wrong about that. Perhaps I should just get a mumu.

I'm sorry to hear about your kitty, and I like her nickname. Thank goodness that my own cat, Monstrance, is currently slightly paunchy at best because I monitor her food intake with a rigor I have declined to exercise upon myself.

I've never been called "phat" before and, though I loathe my unfashionable nature, feel I am currently ill-suited for the term. Would you object if I got one of those grills that I saw on once on MTV2? Then I might be able to make the jump from fatness into phatness. But for now, I continue to stand with Fat Joe, Fat Albert, and the Fat Boys, which is good enough company for me. Happy editing, --The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 20:40, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

OMG! Grill work? Aw, hay-o to duh naw! lol (The problem with you people is you think one-dimensional, cartoonish gangsta MTV images.)deeceevoice (talk) 00:18, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Apology required

I have never read such insulting drivel before. I think you should appolagise [19]. Giano (talk) 19:46, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Welcome back, Giano. Drivel is my specialty, but my rant was a general one (an impersonal vs. personal attack), and I wasn't really thinking of you. I will, however, happily apologize to the general class of enraged bullies that linger about this site later, after I'm through with the laundry. But first I have to finish replying to deeceevoice; I'm several days behind on my talk page drivel.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 19:53, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

not to worry, Durova has learnt nothing [20] about people's feelings and their attitudes to insults of the most vile kind. Nothing changes does it. Giano (talk) 20:15, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

For kind words. Cheers, Durova^Charge! 21:27, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Get lost

This edit was totally inappopriate. You told me "If you truly see me as nothing but a troll, you should really stop feeding me. Please go in peace." So I left you in peace, with a final message that reflected that. Then you edit my user page. So... get lost, troll. - 220.237.19.227 (talk) 08:29, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

I don't know who you are, but I think you have the chronology mixed up. This edit was left on the 15th of November. I made amends with TBSDY 3 days later [21] and apologized for being unkind. That's when I told him to go in peace, not before. Stop stirring up trouble. --The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 03:22, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

Hello Fat Man. Thanks for the quick response to RS1900's harassment on my talk page. Was he on your watchlist, or something? Were you the one who notified the "authorities" on my behalf when you saw the message? One admin blocked RS1900, and someone else categorized him as a sock of Devraj5000 soon after (I had filed a sock case earlier, but it had been closed due to lack of sufficient evidence). I'm just curious as to how the whole process worked, and pleased to know that people are watching for such misbehavior and responding quickly to it. Again, thanks. Nick Graves (talk) 16:55, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Hey Nick. I have your talk page on my watchlist, because we have conversed in the past. I noticed that someone had left you a laughable yet reprehensible post threatening you with real-life harm; all I did was report it[22] to the Admin noticeboard and suggest a block was in order. 2 admins saw my post, quickly blocked the harraser and deleted the offending edits from general view. There was nothing to it, and I'm glad I could help. Also, the one who claimed you stalker is a sockpuppet is User:Hemlock_Martinis. You might want to leave a note or email him for more info. cheers, The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 04:10, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Q&A

Hello, TFMWNCB! You have some un-answered questions on your "Q&A" page. Thanks! Cheers,JetLover (Report a mistake) 04:13, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

Even unpopular people fall behind on their fan mail, from time to time (It's 11:19 here, and I still have to do the dishes!). But this weekend, the I will spew drivel and doggerel upon my subpages like no one's business, I promise.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 04:22, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

Re: Lolcatese

Well I think it should say "but they deleted it" (feel free to mangle spelling into lolcat-eze). The current text makes it seem like kitty requested a CSD G7.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 04:06, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

done – Gurch 04:13, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

Happy to have you aboard.

I happy to see you have joined Wikipedia:WikiProject Anthroponymy. The name articles still need a lot of work to make them consistent and informative. Any help you can give would be very much appreciated. Remember 21:10, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

Merging Trolley Square shooting and Sulejman Talović

Per Talk:Sulejman Talović there is a concensus about merging. Can you please do it? Thanks, -- Gabi S. (talk) 08:31, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Done. --The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 09:18, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks. -- Gabi S. (talk) 16:57, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

To the gentleman of ample girth

Thank you. Your kind words will be remembered when I take my throne on ArbCom mountain. --EndlessDan 17:35, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Indenting ArbCom votes

On Giano's ArbCom vote page, you asked what ST47 was doing indenting some votes.[23] To quote Wikipedia:Arbitration Committee Elections December 2007/Vote: "In order to vote, you must have an account registered with at least 150 mainspace edits before the start of the nomination process November 1, 2007." The users he tagged do not meet the requirement for participation, which is why their votes were taken out of the count. As ST47's edit was in keeping with the election's rules, I have reverted your edit.[24] No harm, no foul.

I can understand being confused by something that you're unfamiliar with, but the better action is to ask the editor directly, rather than reverting the edit. EVula // talk // ☯ // 01:04, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

You're completely right--at first glance 3 of the 4 users looked legit--but they fell just short of the threshold; someone's watching those votes very carefully. I'll apologize to ST47.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 01:08, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I had to do some number crunching to verify that, yes, they didn't actually have the required number of edits. I certainly don't blame you for your reaction. :) EVula // talk // ☯ // 01:56, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Yes, please blame the rabble-rousers on Giano's ArbCom voting talk page instead. Their rhetoric inflamed me, and I briefly relinquished my arithmetical faculties. I'm feeling much better now.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 02:01, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

Thanks for your kind words. Jayjg ^(talk) 03:15, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

w00t

Thanks for teh comment about my usernamez0r I Has A Username (talk) 13:42, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

DYK

I give you some run here. Mike R (talk) 14:47, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Fat chance, though I appreciate the gesture! I think the article was only 200 words or so--barely more than a stub. DYK guidlines require that the article be at least 1500 words. I'd love to expand the article, but there's not a whole lot to be said about Amulek beyond what I wrote. It would be amusing to see him on the main page, though.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 17:14, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

I guess I haven't been keeping close enough tabs on DYK. I don't think the 1500 word rule was in place three years ago when my last DYK, Ray Jay Johnson, was up. I'm sure there's more that could be said about Ammy. Maybe I'll give expansion a go. P.S. Do you remember Zeezrom as looking like Wallace Shawn? I do. Mike R (talk) 17:41, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Ha! I was just thinking about Wallace Shawn yesterday: "And when I was ten years old, I was rich, I was an aristocrat. Riding around in taxis, surrounded by comfort, and all I thought about was art and music. Now, I'm 36, and all I think about is money." Zeezrom was definitely portrayed as bald, but I picture him as sort of a strapping, imposing fellow. More John Malkovich than Wally.

As far as expanding the article, you might want to mention that a line from Amulek's Zoramite sermon "I beseech of you that ye do not procrastinate the day of your repentance until the end" sermon is oft-quoted by Mormon educators. I'm sure you could source that.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 17:56, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Future admin

I know 'em when I see 'em. —Preceding unsigned comment added by Hail all ye faithful! (talk • contribs) 06:51, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Um, have you seen my contributions? I think you might be mistaking me for someone else.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 06:57, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Very Nice!

I really, really like the way you handle trolls.

		The Barnstar of Good Humour
		For maintaining calm in the face of hostile fire, you are hereby awarded the Barnstar of Good Humour. Keep cracking us up; you're doing a great job. -- Altiris Helios Exeunt 04:51, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

...uhh, by the way, is your user name related to this? I'm just asking. -- Altiris Helios Exeunt 04:51, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Thank you, A. Exeunt. I'm sure I'm an absolute delight. However, I must caution you that while many of us are mindful of the 3RR, there is a lesser known but equally important policy known as the 3BS rule. It stipulates that no user may award another user more than 3 consecutive barnstars; cases where you award an editor the same type of barnstar 3 consecutive times are particularly frowned upon. You are very nearly in breach of this policy. Watch yourself, or I'll file a report on the soon-to-be-created WP:AN/3BS board.

And no, I was not named after a deadly nuclear device.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 00:23, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Rest assured, my good man, that I shall refrain from giving you barnstars in excess. Keep up the jolly work! -- Altiris Helios Exeunt 08:12, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Meconium

It appears that the definition is "stools composed of prenatally ingested material" rather than "baby's first poopie", and hopefully I clarified the article sufficiently. Happy 2008! Kelvinc (talk) 04:38, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

Don't understand

I am only very peripherally involved in the current arbitration. However, SandyGeorgia saved my sanity when she left a post on my talk page to check a message to me on hers. [25] Before that, I was very confused as Admins seemed to be treating Zereaph's behavior as normal or even deserving of sympathy and remarking that my behavior was just as bad as hers. This complaint of Zereaph's on AN/I was shelved as trivial with no investigation by User:FayssalF who is now on ArbCom and who took the trouble to make a disparaging remark about me there in the complaint:[26]

Sandy took the trouble to bring the callousness of that comment to User:FayssalF's attention. And because of her, he did apologize to me.

In the face of my one effective complaint [27] she was blocked. I do not understand the thinking of the unblocking admin as Zereaph was clearly unrepentant and it would not take much investigation to see that.

Sandy was extremely kind to take the time and leave me that message. She also took the trouble to look up my edit history (which virtually nobody bothers to do) to qualify her answer to me. And she stood up for me to User:FayssalF. I too am aware of her extremely busy day and her quite and helpful responses as I follow FAC. She has been the only responsive and helpful Admin I have ever encountered. I find it hard to understand how this Arbitration could be happening with an editor as well respected and helpful as is Sandy. Sincerely, Mattisse 18:09, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

Your story is not unique or surprising; Sandy's helped a lot of people, myself included. BTW, she is not an admin :).--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 18:13, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

She did tell me she was not an admin. I forget because no admin has ever been very helpful and Sandy always is. Mattisse 22:55, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

Damn straight.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 23:54, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

That was good, fatty

How do you like my new userbox now?

User:Mike R/User Beautiful

Love, Mike R (talk) 19:33, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

I like it in principle, but she's far too small to see. Try this one instead.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 00:08, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, no karaoke stars for my userbox. I've changed it back to David, as I feel it most represents my particular kind of personal beauty. Mike R (talk) 00:59, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Just be thankful I'm not in a more mischievous mood, or I'd vandalize your user box with the likeness of some other notable figure named David (but I won't say who). That's all I have to say on this matter.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 01:08, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

CN

Ta. Tyrenius (talk) 07:52, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

hmmmmm.... you speak in riddles, my friend. "CN," I have deduced, must stand for WP:CN, a link to a defunct board I deleted from your talk page. "Ta," however, confounds me a little.... curse you kids and your newfangled abbreviated cyber-jargon.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 08:02, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Nothing cyber about it, I assure you! [28][29] Tyrenius (talk) 09:14, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

I feel un-cosmopolitan for not knowing that. If I ever realise my dream of running off with some English chick bird, I guess we'll have to speak the international language of Love, because we sure as hell won't be able to understand one another.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 22:04, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Ta ta for now (a different usage of the word, meaning goodbye but in a casual way). Tyrenius (talk) 03:14, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

That one I know!--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 13:20, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Plus!

In July to September 2006, I had a house full of adolescents for a few months. Some or all of them used my computer (I was not there part of the time due to family emergency) and created identities called sock puppets. I was blamed for that and blocked for some days as a punishment. Since that period the accusation that I regularly use sock puppets has been thrown up, even though that was a singular episode. Even Z brought it up on an AN/I complaint against me recently.[30] Even by User:FayssalF (who I had never even heard of before) made disparaging remarks about me because of this.

Because people like Z bring up the charge just to discredit me, it is the "Scarlet Letter" that Salix alba was referring to that cause my complaints to be automatically dismissed and I can never get help from Admin. (See Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/Salix alba, User:Salix alba addresses this continuing accusations of me as a "scarlet letter" under his answers to questions 3.A. He also put together Wikipedia:Requests for comment/Mattisse to try to clear my name. In Wikipedia:Requests for arbitration/Starwood the sock puppet ring that had harassed me for over six months was caught by a recused arbitrator. However, because of people like Z continuing to bring up the original incident (which the sock puppet ring brought up hundreds of times against me for six months) I can never get help from Admin and am alway discredited and ridiculed, or treated unfairly.

When SG first interacted with me she asked me strictly about the sock puppet accusations. I have been ridiculed for the "grannie defense" but SG is the only person who said she understood how that could have happened. Besides Salix alba (and many other editors who left Wikipedia due to the outfall of the Starwood Arbitration) SG has been the only person who has not dismissed me and automatically assumed I have sock puppets (due to the allegations Z so effectively used the in the AN/I link above). See Wikipedia:Requests for comment/Mattisse 2 as an example.

It is very painful to see SG have to go through this Arbitration. Much the same is happening to her. Allegations, charges, innuendos from the past are being used against her currently. I guess this is the way Wikipedia works.

Sincerely, Mattisse 15:37, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

I'm not sure why you're sharing these accounts with me, but I am saddened to hear about the difficulties you faced last year. You and I have had very different experiences on Wikipedia, but I think we share a mutual dismay at what SG (someone we both look up to) is being put through. I know the ArbCom case is necessarily dredging up a great deal of bitter memories involving a number of editors; for this reason, I hope to see the Committee put matters to rest swiftly and fairly. I wish you a more pleasant editing experience this year. (BTW, I've never heard the term "Grannie defense" before; I'll have to remember that one, as I'm always curious to learn the latest wiki-terms of derision). --The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 03:19, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Re: wikilolcats

Hi Gurchso. Is there a quick way I can browse through all the wikilolcats you've uploaded (I know of 2, but I was curious if there are more)?--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 00:37, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

commons:category:lolcats– Gurch 00:38, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

I'm so delighted!! Did you do all those?--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 00:49, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

no – Gurch 00:54, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

Re: I Can Has Rollback?

What happened after 3 hours? Can you make a lolcat requesting rollback? Maybe like a picture of a cat rolling on its back..... --The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 04:37, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

Basically, rollback is of no use to me unless I integrate it into my RC patrolling software, which would take several hours, and I do not have much time. It is only worth doing if I know for sure the feature is not going to be removed again, which is not clear at the moment – Gurch 06:02, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

– Gurch 06:18, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

I love it! Seems as if everyone else likes it too; thanks for putting that picture together. I did some RC patrolling for the first time in a long time, and I find the tool useful. I actually enjoy writing edit summaries, but if the summary would have been "rv v" or "rv juvenile stupidity" I suppose rollback is more efficient. Sorry about opening a RFCU on Gurchzilla. No one here[31][32][33][34] gets my humor  :(--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 08:05, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

PhysicalFitnet Why Spam?

How are we different than crossfit.com and exrx.net? They are everywhere on wikipedia. We are less commercial than them and all of our crontibutions are free of charge for everyone and topic related. Please we need an answer.... —Preceding unsigned comment added by Physicalfitnet (talk • contribs) 11:43, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

Replied on your talk page.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 11:48, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

michael bolton

it's hard to judge it a content dispute when my first reversion of the edit pointed out the manifold WP policies the edit violates. when an "editor" (with less than a dozen edits, most on his/her own user page) inserts what constitutes defamatory info into a WP:BLP a second time after being warned, well, jimbo's own words are to remove aggressively, and the aggressive response is to revert the second addition as vandalism. perhaps i've overstepped. if so, my apologies. Anastrophe (talk) 08:36, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

I agree that the section being added by the other party was unencyclopedic. But reverting a persistent editor over and over again for something other than blatant vandalism is rarely the most productive or effective approach--it can even get you blocked for violating 3RR if an admin is unsympathetic to your interpretation of vandalism. But I'm here to help. I've removed the trivia section (I loathe them) but have still included[35] a reference to an Entertainment Weekly interview where Bolton discusses Office Space. The disparaging language arousing your concern ("no talent assclown") has been removed but can be still be viewed via an external link to the aforementioned reliable source.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 08:52, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

yes, i saw that. nicely done. for the record, i'm not a fan of michael bolton, i am a fan of office space, and i'm a strong believer in WP:BLP being written in a respectful manner for the person in question, no matter how much of a no talent assclown they may be. Anastrophe (talk) 08:57, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

:-) Agreed.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 09:13, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

Champagne Salon

• See User talk:Anthony Appleyard#Champagne Salon. @Anthony Appleyard (talk) 10:07, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

I don't think you need to worry about this article being deleted anymore. Good job! Dethme0w (talk) 21:04, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks. My next concern is elevating the article to DYK standards, but this may be a pipe dream.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 21:07, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

Deletion review

Please do not post any more comments like this. I won't have the deletion review descend into the flame war that happened at the AfD. Tijuana Brass (talk) 04:13, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

Agreed. Besides, I couldn't come up with another rant like that if I sat around all week.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 04:15, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

Heh, thanks, I appreciate it. Tijuana Brass (talk) 04:17, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

RfA etc

I respect your change of opinion, and admire your style greatly. I addressed your question to me in the RfA on the basis that it referred to the recent departures of User:Rlevse and User:Rudget, without even considering that it referred to my own spat with User:Jeffrey O. Gustafson, however, it is not an uncommon event for users to flounce out of here. The latter dispute, of course, I regret and am severely embarrassed about, as I since have moved on. I didn't expect to be running for admin so soon, and it is a bit of a roller-coaster, but I have no personal axe to grind against Jeffrey. I do get het-up sometimes about things that happen here, but that's perhaps just because I take it a little too seriously. Chill time. Regards --Rodhullandemu (Talk) 23:37, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

• Thanks, but I'm unclear what "change of opinion" you're referring to.
• I suppose people making a show of quitting only to return like nothing happened is a pet peeve of mine. I recommend the essay User:NoSeptember/Leaving for more on this topic. You are correct to point out that people--even editors I respect--seem to do it all the time. I just wish they would do it less, as I feel such spectacles damage an editor's credibility.
• Also, last October, I felt you handled the situation with Gustafson poorly, but almost all of us have our regrettable moments. Heaven knows I've lashed out in frustration at more than a few admins during my time here (if you doubt this, just look at my talk page). As I stated in your RfA, your behavior then was a lone incident and not indicative of a pattern; that's why I didn't feel the need to specifically mention it.
• The ironic thing regarding this sockpuppetry scandal is that JGO had a perfectly legitimate reason to oppose you--and should have done so using his own account--but instead his... er, roommate[36] chose to become involved, leading to the current fiasco. In any case, I think you'll make a fine admin and don't think what happened all those months ago should have much bearing now. Best wishes, --The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 00:47, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

Re change of opinion, I can't put my finger on it right now, but I seem to remember seeing you change your position when it emerged that JOG might have used a sockpuppet. I will look at the essay you cite, I was previously unaware of it. But I agree. This place can be frustrating and for some the temptation to flounce out is irresistible, but of course a short-term stress reaction is no substitute for calm contemplation. I came here expecting, perhaps, a more collegiate atmosphere, but my expectations were soon turned around. I hope I addressed your question adequately, nonetheless. I regret my poor interaction with Jeffrey, but I was unaware that he was recently out of an ArbCom imposed desysopping, but I felt his unexplained deletions of images I was using was a bit bitey since at that time I wasn't as clued up on policy as I am now. As for the RfA, I agree that an oppose from Jeffrey himself would have been unarguable, and I was expecting it. I just didn't expect it to come, with such astonishing recall for detail, from his "room-mate". My mind remains open on that, but there is some explaining to be done to ArbCom. As you say, I have moved on. Many regards, and thanks for your thoughtful comments. --Rodhullandemu (Talk) 01:04, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

Google Page Creator

I am glad that Google Page Creator worked for you. Unless you already noted, there is an option to create additional websites (for example, I have Benjamin Rogers Texas when no Gmail address as such exists (as far as I know). As Google Page Creator gets popular, the telltale sub domain might attract the spam (electronic) industry to your Gmail address. You might want to use the option of creating a subdomain different from your email address, if you have not already done so.

Just my USD 0.02.

Congratulations on your success!

Regards, Kushal^t 01:36, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

WP:PURGE

Hi there, thanks so much for recommending WP:PURGE for the issue of my edits not showing up. Worked wonders...you're the BEST!

Kind Regards, Kazuya369 (talk) 21:25, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

I'm so glad I could help.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 21:31, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

My Rfa

My effort to regain adminship was unsuccessful, and I'll do what I can to ensure your opinion of my suitability for adminship improves. Thank you for taking some time out of your day to voice your opinion. I am appreciative that you withdrew your initial opposition.--MONGO 08:02, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

Accusations of multiple accounts

You have asserted that I operate duplicate accounts due to the similar contributions that have been made by Nyjockboy2. That assertion however, is not a valid one. For documentation purposes I attest that I am the user of the Jvolkblum member account and that I am not the user of the Nyjockboy2 member account.

I am friendly with Nyjockboy2 and we have discussed many aspects of Wikipedia with eachother. Any similarities in contributions can be attributed to such interactions/ communications with eachother. I assure you there is no 'ill-will' on my part. I recognize the need for me to improve my user-skills and expand my overall understanding of the site + its structure. Hopefully that will preclude any misunderstandings in the future.

Thank You

JVolkblum —Preceding unsigned comment added by Jvolkblum (talk • contribs) 11:12, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

I am sorry, but I just don't believe you that User:Jvolkblum, User:Nyjockboy2 and now User:The5bricks are three different editors. Please stick to one account--especially if you're using multiple accounts to revert the edits of a single user, which it looks like you have been. However, I do appreciate your willingness to learn more about editing guidelines; it looks like you're starting to use edit summaries. --The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 13:18, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Happy Belated Birthday

	Happy Belated Birthday	from the Birthday Committee
	Wishing The Fat Man Who Never Came Back a very happy belated birthday on behalf of the Wikipedia Birthday Committee! Don't forget to save us all a piece of cake!

--Nadir D Steinmetz 18:27, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

The wikilink to "cake" is the best :-) Mike R (talk) 20:20, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

P.S. I wonder if Mr. Steinmetz chose the "cake" template 'cause you're so fuckin' fat. Mike R (talk) 20:25, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

So you're the one who's been disclosing personal info about me onwiki! Why don't you post my Social security number while you're at it! Straight to ArbCom for you, buster.

Also, don't assume bad faith from our friend Mr. Steinmetz. Everyone likes cake, not just fat people (although, I'm admittedly a bit miffed about the "please save us all a piece" remark--what is he trying to say, that I eat too much?). At least the template doesn't link to the article about Cake. I really hate that band.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 00:02, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Hello The Fat. I happened by your talk page yesterday and saw this birthday announcement. With a little reluctance I must tell you that I proceeded to my !freewareImageEditingProgam to put together some sort of semi-humorous birthday image. It was going to have some jolly faces from paintings past plastered upon the balloons in Image:Balloons-aj.svg. After spending some time on this, I was not happy with the result, which probably could have changed with a few hours' extra work. But I became confused as to my primary intent—to learn more about !freewareImageEditingProgam, or to create a comparatively elaborate birthday wish for an entertaining fellow I barely know.

So let me just make it simple: Happy Birthday! –Outriggr § 03:59, 3 February 2008 (UTC)

Replied[37] on your talk page.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 07:49, 3 February 2008 (UTC)

If you say so...

Birthdays of Fat Men Past –Outriggr § 07:25, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

This is truly outstanding. A whimsical masterwork befitting of my corpulent magnificence.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 09:24, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

Pornography

Hi, Wiktionary is a significant citation and should remain. Chessy999 (talk) 14:21, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

It's not a particularly reliable source; we could do better. But lets not fight; I'll wait until the good people at WP:RSN take a look at the page.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 14:24, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

you offer of an Admin nom

Thanks for the vote of confidence... but I must decline. While I may be noncontrovercial when editing Policy and Guideline pages... I think you would find some opposition from editors who work in my main area of article editing (articles relating to Freemasonry). But the main reason I decline is that I don't really want the responsibility and head aches that come with the job. I am happy being a regular old editor with a fairly good reputation. Blueboar (talk) 15:41, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

I haven't looked into any spats you may have had with Freemasonry editors, but my sizable gut tells me you'd pass with very little opposition. RfA voters love editors who are articulate and well-versed in policy, even if a few grudge-bearing detractors emerged from the woodwork to oppose. I suppose I can't blame you, however, for not wanting to be an admin. If you ever change your mind, you'll see a lot of support.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 15:51, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Wait a Minute...

Is your birthday on February 1? -- Altiris Helios Exeunt 02:45, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

It was in January. But the party never stops here at K-TFMWNCB.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 09:28, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

I just saw your birthday notice on Outriggr's talk page: Happy happy belated birthday !! I hope it was fun (and I hope you're a Giants fan :-) SandyGeorgia (Talk) 15:13, 4 February 2008 (UTC)