All kittens like to snack
| Movie | |
|---|---|
| Original title | All kittens like to snack |
| Country of production | Germany |
| original language | German |
| Publishing year | 1969 |
| length | 84 minutes |
| Age rating | FSK 18 |
| Rod | |
| Director | Josef Zachar |
| script |
Kurt Nachmann Günther Heller |
| production |
Karl Spiehs for Lisa-Film (Munich) |
| music | Gerhard Heinz |
| camera | Kurt Junek |
| cut | Arndt Heyne |
| occupation | |
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All kittens like to nibble is a German erotic pleasure game from 1969 with Ernst Stankovski , Sieghardt Rupp and Edwige Fenech in the leading roles.
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At Portillon Castle, a nobleman and an officer argue like the tinker about who the castle really belongs to. Everyone has settled down in their own part, and no one dares to cross the literal red line that divides both halves of the castle in the middle of the courtyard. In the middle of it, as a lightning rod, sits both factotum Philippe, who has placed a bench across the red line in order to be able to listen to both gentlemen's abuse cannonades at the same time and in stereo. Even two pretty laundry girls, the brunette Monique and the blonde Babette, need the gentlemen because they are not ready to share one. While the lascivious Count likes to lose himself with Babette outside of work, the no less erotic Colonel thoroughly “inspects” Monique's physical assets among the numerous layers of her chaste clothing. The morality and virginity of the girls are, as previously agreed between them and Philippe, preserved at the last second by the piercing yah sound of the donkey with which Babette and Monique drove on a cart to the castle, before the worst can come.
The colonel and the count urge the local judge to finally have the property issue resolved. A little later, beautiful Blanche, the colonel's fiancée, arrives at the castle from Paris. Thanks to the clothes that she got rid of piece by piece during the carriage ride there, the handsome, young René, the Count's nephew, follows her. Blanche is about to drag her fiancé to bed when the Colonel is jammed and claims that he wants to save his ammunition for one of the two virgin laundry girls. Blanche furiously assaults her unwilling lover until he piles up from both bedrooms. The count now sees a good opportunity to really heat up his nemesis, and so he asks his nephew René to take care of the beautiful Blanche in all situations of life and love, in the hope of scaring the colonel out of the castle. The officer has the same plan for the nobleman: “The count has to be annoyed, irritated to the point of blood,” he says to himself. Both of them only want to pass their own genes on to virgins, and so the count of blond Babette follows in a most indecent manner in the hay harvest. It's just stupid that, on the one hand, the colonel prepares and sabotages the tête-à-tête and, on the other hand, the handsome René comes by and continues with Babette at the point the count has never made any headway.
When Blanche comes walking down the path, she has an idea to get René, who is currently in an erotic clinch with Babette, to herself. She tears up her pink dress and loudly calls for help. René, very gallant, rushes to her and falls into Blanche's clutches seconds later. While her future fiancé is negotiating the modalities for a marriage with Monique's aunt with her virgin niece, Blanche lets her “savior” René carry her to her bedchamber in the castle. A little later the colonel appears there. Now the count also pays his respects to both virgins, Aunt Fiquet, in order to again negotiate his terms of marriage with Babette. He, too, promises his future wife a half of the castle as a marital dowry - of course, like the colonel, the half of the castle that does not belong to him. In the coming night the love dance will be taken to extremes. The colonel wants to send his annoying fiancée into the realm of dreams and has Philippe hand him a sleeping pill so that he can have fun with Monique afterwards. Since Blanche is in league with Philippe, the colonel is passed out instead, and Blanche tries to fish René, masked as Babette. While the count wants to laugh at the stupidity of his competitor, he too takes a sip of the prepared wine and also falls over. Philippe ships the Count side by side to the Colonel in his bed.
In the middle of the night, two figures in knight armor appear in the castle and haunt the corridors. It's Babette and Monique who want to have fun, but prevent René, who rolls through the pillows with Blanche, from getting the shot. The next morning, deeply disappointed by René, Babette agrees to marry the significantly older and less attractive lawyer Corbon. René, who was only taken by surprise by Blanche every time, but is really only interested in Babette, goes to Madame Peronnière, who also has her reasons why Corbon does not marry anyone. Both forge a plan to abandon the arranged wedding. Madame kidnaps Babette in her wedding dress with a carriage and forces her to take it off at her revolver. At an agreed point, René receives her on his horse and rides away with her. Corbon has no idea who the veiled woman is next to him when he signs the marriage contract. On the wedding night he almost got a blow: his bride is madame! She got involved in the trade with René because she finally wants to get back from her new husband all the money that she has recently lost to him playing cards.
The two castle brawlers have finally had enough of each other. They meet for a duel early in the morning. To prevent a bloodbath, all the women in history swim across the river to the duelists. While the naked Monique throws herself into the arms of the colonel, the no less naked Blanche throws herself on the count's neck. The duel is canceled, Eros has won. The next day there is a nasty surprise for the count as well as for the colonel: The procurator general from Paris, who is to decide on the ownership of the castle, has arrived. In his luggage he has the verdict on the castle dispute. And to everyone's surprise, he rejects both gentlemen's claims for a fee. Instead, the only descendant of the former lords of the castle Brenton is appointed as the new owner, and that is the previous servant Philippe! He immediately had the red separating strip, which cut the lock in half, removed and employed the count and the colonel as his liveried servants. At the richly laid table, Philippe von Blanche and Monique are pampered.
Production notes
All kittens like to nibble was created as an indirect sequel to The maddened stories - after Honoré de Balzac in the same year in the Wachau .
The film passed the FSK exam on September 4, 1969 and was only approved for adults (18 and over). The world premiere took place on September 19, 1969. The film was shot in the early summer of 1969 in Grein in the Lower Mühlviertel (Lower Austria). Later, all kittens like to nibble were sold under the lurid title Im Schloß der Wilder Triebe .
Ferry Windberger designed the film structures , and Lambert Hofer provided the costumes . Robert Fabiankovich was a prop master or outfitter. The production line for the Lisa film producer Karl Spiehs had Erich Tomek . Sieghardt Rupp and a number of other actors were dubbed by colleagues. Rainer Brandt dubbed Ivan Nesbitt and garnished his German dialogues with Brandt's own joke.
Reviews
"Cheap, vulgar sex game."
“Since the fabric was apparently thought to be too lightweight, its funny figure was largely given away in favor of a horrific nude parade. To be rejected in this form. "
In front of two TV broadcasts by the RTL Group, Der Spiegel blasphemed in 1990: "When night falls in Spießer's marriage bed, it's time for RTLüsterheit, for this German" buxom Popo-Schwank "(evening newspaper) from 1969 about lovely laundry girls." And 1991: " A count and a colonel in the brothel sink into this nudity (Germany 1969, director: Josef Zacher). Tutti Nutti has been the Monday motto of the Cologne pleasure station since the Tutti-Frutti-Balderian is served on Fridays. "
Individual evidence
- ↑ Roman Schliesser: The super nose. Karl Spiehs and his films , Verlag Carl Ueberreuter, Vienna 2006, p. 93
- ↑ All kittens like to snack. In: Lexicon of International Films . Film service , accessed March 2, 2017 .
- ↑ Evangelischer Presseverband München, Review No. 418/1969
- ↑ All kittens like to snack in Der Spiegel
- ↑ All kittens like to snack in Der Spiegel
Web links
- All kittens like to nibble at the Internet Movie Database (English)
- All kittens like to snack on filmportal.de