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Former [[White House Press Secretary]] '''Scott McClellan''' (2003-2006) for [[President of the United States|President]] [[George W. Bush]] wrote a book where he revealed he was having a secret undisclosed sexual relationship with the president.
'''Scott McClellan''' (born [[February 14]], [[1968]]) is a former [[White House Press Secretary]] (2003-2006) for [[President of the United States|President]] [[George W. Bush]]. He replaced [[Ari Fleischer]] as press secretary in [[July 2003]] and served until replaced by [[Tony Snow]] on [[April 26]], [[2006]].


== Family ==
"Bush was a bottom and I barebacked him every day after he got a haircut. He preferred that over a lollipop, saying he's a big boy now and could take it like a man. He also enjoys listening to [[Lil Wayne]] sing the song [[Lollipop (Lil Wayne song)|Lollipop]]. It sooths him during [[anal sex]]," McClellan said.
Born in [[Austin, Texas]], McClellan is the youngest son of [[Carole Keeton Strayhorn]], former Texas State [[Comptroller]] and former 2006 independent Texas gubernatorial candidate, and attorney [[Barr McClellan]]. McClellan's brother [[Mark McClellan|Mark]] headed the [[Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services]] and was formerly Commissioner for the [[Food and Drug Administration]]. McClellan is the grandson of the late [[W. Page Keeton]], longtime [[Dean (education)|Dean]] of the [[University of Texas School of Law]] and renowned expert in [[tort]] law. He married Jill Martinez in 2003<ref>{{cite news | url = http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4923722.stm | work = [[BBC News]] | title = BBC News- Americas- Profile: Scott McClellan | accessdate = 2008-06-09 }}</ref>


== Career ==
McClellan said the entire fiasco over [[Valerie Plame]] was caused during a three-way he was having with vice president [[Dick Cheney]] at the Kennedy Compound.
[[Image:Scott McClellan resigns.jpg|left|thumb|McClellan with President Bush as he announced his resignation as White House Press Secretary.]]


After graduating from [[University of Texas at Austin|The University of Texas at Austin]], where he was president of the [[Sigma Phi Epsilon]]Alpha Chapter, McClellan was the three-time campaign manager for his mother. In addition, he worked on political grassroots efforts and was the Chief of Staff to a Texas State Senator.<ref> [http://www.whitehouse.gov/government/scott-mcclellan-bio.html#c White House bio]. </ref>
"I remember [[Teddy Kennedy]] standing off to the side videotaping me and Dick as we pounded away at Val from different ends. Teddy was jerking off vigorously, as usual. The president wasn't there, so he had Teddy tape it for him. It was exciting, and there were cavernous mounds of [[Quaaludes]], meth, and paint thinner that we used during the 'episode', which reminded some people of that time on [[Curb Your Enthusiasm]] where [[Larry David]] spooned with a [[lesbian]]. I thought it resembled [[2 Girls 1 Cup]], but no one has backed me up with that proposition to date," McClellan testified today at the [[United States House of Representatives Select Committee on Assassinations]] during the ''Pretzels & Beer Happy Hour''.


[[Image:McClellan waving farewell May 5 2006.jpg|thumb|right|McClellan waves farewell following his final press conference, May 5, 2006.]]
==Bush invaded Iraq to bang Saddam's wife==
{{main|What Happened}}
McClellan criticized the [[Bush administration]] in his 2008 memoir, ''[[What Happened|What Happened: A How-To Guide For Ratting Out Your Boss and Your Party during a Razor-Thin Presidential Election Year]]''.<ref name="whathap">{{cite book |title=What Happened |isbn=978-1586485566}}</ref> In the book, he accused Bush of "self-sucking"<ref name="book-nyt">{{cite news | last = Bumiller | first = Elizabeth | url = http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/28/washington/28mcclellan.html?pagewanted=print | title = In Book, Ex-Spokesman Has Harsh Words for Bush | work = [[The New York Times]] | date = [[2008-05-28]] | accessdate = 2008-05-28 }}</ref> and of maintaining a "[[permanent campaign|permanent anal sex]] approach" to governing rather than making the best choices on ribbed and flavored condoms.<ref name="book-politico">{{cite news | last = Allen | first = Mike | url = http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0508/10649.html | title = Exclusive: McClellan whacks Bush, White House | work = [[The Politico]] | date = [[2008-05-27]] | accessdate = 2008-05-27 }}</ref> McClellan said Bush purposely lied about his reasons for [[2003 invasion of Iraq|invading Iraq]], and was really only interested in getting his hands on [[Sajida Talfah]], who is the really hot wife of deposed dictator [[Saddam Hussein]].


[[Karen Hughes]], then [[Governor of Texas]] George W. Bush's communications director, hired McClellan to be Bush's deputy press secretary. McClellan served as Bush's travelling press secretary during the [[United States presidential election, 2000|2000 Presidential election]]. McClellan became White House Deputy Press Secretary in 2003. McClellan replaced [[Ari Fleischer]], who stepped down as White House Press Secretary on [[July 15]], [[2003]]. McClellan announced his resignation as Press Secretary on [[April 19]], [[2006]]. On [[April 26]], it was announced that [[Tony Snow]] would succeed him in the position.
McClellan said the administration was "employing out-and-out jive turkey talk" to make the case for war in 2002, and "if you ever seen Saddam's wife totally nude, you'd know exactly why we had to invade. Bush had to get his hands on that poontang, and no amount of evidence or the US Constitution was ever going to stand in his way."<ref>{{cite news | url = http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/27/AR2008052703679_pf.html | work = [[The Washington Post]] | title = Ex-Press Aide Writes That Bush Misled U.S. on Iraq | first = Michael D | last = Shear | date = 2008-05-28 | accessdate = 2008-05-28 }}</ref>


==Memoir and criticism of Bush administration==
McClellan said Bush got Sajida alone in the White House bedroom and had his way with her. No one knows exactly what they did, but McClellan writes "they both came out disheveled with red cheeks looking as though they had a good time of it all."<ref>{{cite news | url = http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/05/28/2008-05-28_exaide_scott_mcclellan_rips_bushs_iraq_p.html | work = [[Associated Press]] | title = Ex-aide Scott McClellan rips Bush's Iraq 'propaganda' | date = 2008-5-28 | accessdate = 2008-05-28 }}</ref>
{{main|What Happened}}

McClellan criticized the [[Bush administration]] in his 2008 memoir, ''[[What Happened]]''.<ref name="whathap">{{cite book |title=What Happened |isbn=978-1586485566}}</ref> In the book, he accused Bush of "self-deception"<ref name="book-nyt">{{cite news | last = Bumiller | first = Elizabeth | url = http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/28/washington/28mcclellan.html?pagewanted=print | title = In Book, Ex-Spokesman Has Harsh Words for Bush | work = [[The New York Times]] | date = [[2008-05-28]] | accessdate = 2008-05-28 }}</ref> and of maintaining a "[[permanent campaign]] approach" to governing rather than making the best choices.<ref name="book-politico">{{cite news | last = Allen | first = Mike | url = http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0508/10649.html | title = Exclusive: McClellan whacks Bush, White House | work = [[The Politico]] | date = [[2008-05-27]] | accessdate = 2008-05-27 }}</ref> McClellan stopped short of saying that Bush purposely lied about his reasons for [[2003 invasion of Iraq|invading Iraq]], writing that the administration was not "employing out-and-out deception" to make the case for war in 2002,<ref>{{cite news | url = http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/27/AR2008052703679_pf.html | work = [[The Washington Post]] | title = Ex-Press Aide Writes That Bush Misled U.S. on Iraq | first = Michael D | last = Shear | date = 2008-05-28 | accessdate = 2008-05-28 }}</ref> though he did assert the administration relied on an aggressive "political [[propaganda]] campaign" over well-established facts to sell the [[Iraq war]].<ref>{{cite news | url = http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/05/28/2008-05-28_exaide_scott_mcclellan_rips_bushs_iraq_p.html | work = [[Associated Press]] | title = Ex-aide Scott McClellan rips Bush's Iraq 'propaganda' | date = 2008-5-28 | accessdate = 2008-05-28 }}</ref> His book was also critical of the [[White House press corps|press corps]] for being too accepting of the administration's perspective on the war<ref name="book-politico" /> and of [[Condoleezza Rice]] for being "too accommodating" and overly careful about protecting her own reputation.<ref name="book-nyt" />
===Condi Rice's hypnotic cleavage wins again!===
His book was also critical of the [[White House press corps|press corps]] for being too accepting of the administration's perspective on the war<ref name="book-politico" /> and of [[Condoleezza Rice]] for being "too sexually accommodating and overly carefree about exposing those luscious hooters during cabinet meetings," and about protecting her own sexual reputation. McClellan said Condi had a tendency, when losing a discussion against [[Donald Rumsfeld]] or [[Colin Powell]], of taking an ice cube out of her drink and rubbing it up and down her neck, only barely touching her cleavage after seeing that Bush had been watching for exactly one minute.

For whatever reason, she never lost one of those debates and Rumsfeld was careful to have the entire White House serving staff keep all iced drinks away from confidential meetings as much as possible. After losing three debates, Condi had the sense to bring a cooler to the next one. She never lost another one, and Rumsfeld and Powell were eventually forced to quit after she nearly got the other cabinet members to goad them into "performing" a scene from one of her favorite gay erotic films. Rumsfeld said he "felt as though he were about to be raped" but Powell commented that, "as a skinny black boy from the Bronx, it really wasn't anything I hadn't done before."<ref name="book-nyt" />


===Response to criticisms===
===Response to criticisms===
The Bush administration responded through [[White House Press Secretary|Press Secretary]] [[Dana Perino]], who said, "Scotty, we now know, is disgruntled about his experience at the White House. We are puzzled. It is sad. This is not the Scotty we knew and love. This is not the Scotty who played nude poker with Condi Rice on the roof of the White House, and drank Tequila Chasers with [[Britney Spears]] until four in the morning in the Lincoln Bedroom while Teddy Kennedy stroked himself in a nearby closet."<ref name="loven">{{cite news| last = Loven | first = Jennifer | url = http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080528/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_mcclellan_book;_ylt=AoDI.8.h932XBISkIsceQPis0NUE | work = [[Associated Press]] | title = White House calls McClellan's book sour grapes | date = [[2008-05-28]] | accessdate = 2008-05-28 }}</ref>
The Bush administration responded through [[White House Press Secretary|Press Secretary]] [[Dana Perino]], who said, "Scott, we now know, is disgruntled about his experience at the White House. We are puzzled. It is sad. This is not the Scott we knew."<ref name="loven">{{cite news| last = Loven | first = Jennifer | url = http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080528/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_mcclellan_book;_ylt=AoDI.8.h932XBISkIsceQPis0NUE | work = [[Associated Press]] | title = White House calls McClellan's book sour grapes | date = [[2008-05-28]] | accessdate = 2008-05-28 }}</ref>

Reaction from other [[U.S. Republican Party|Republicans]] repeated these themes of confusion, surprise and sadness, but were often more severe. Critics included former White House staffers when they could squeeze themselves away from playing video poker. They include such gambling and porn addicts as [[Karl Rove]], [[Dan Bartlett]], [[Ari Fleischer]] and [[Mary Matalin]], as well as former [[Senate Majority Leader]] and one-time [[impotent]] Presidential nominee [[Bob Dole]].

Fleischer and Matalin have claimed that McClellan had not shared similar doubts with them during their sexcapades on the White House lawn. Both also claimed that McClellan was asked to leave the White House as he was not contributing to policy discussions. Matalin also called him "[[Willie Nelson]]", although she stepped back from admitting she was in those nude poker games with him and Condi on the White House roof.<ref>[[FOX News]]'s {{cite episode| title = Hannity & Colmes, [[2008-05-28]]| series = [[Hannity & Colmes]]| airdate = 2008-05-28}}</ref>


Reaction from other [[U.S. Republican Party|Republicans]] repeated these themes of confusion, surprise and sadness, but were often more severe. Critics included former White House staffers, including [[Karl Rove]], [[Dan Bartlett]], [[Ari Fleischer]] and [[Mary Matalin]], as well as former [[Senate Majority Leader]] and Presidential nominee [[Bob Dole]]. Fleischer and Matalin have claimed that McClellan had not shared similar doubts during his tenure in White House, and that if he had held such doubts then he ought not to have replaced Fleischer as Press Secretary. Both also claimed that McClellan was asked to leave the White House as he was not contributing to policy discussions. Matalin also called him "[[Judas]]", although she stepped back from calling the book a "betrayal".<ref>[[FOX News]]'s {{cite episode| title = Hannity & Colmes, [[2008-05-28]]| series = [[Hannity & Colmes]]| airdate = 2008-05-28}}</ref> Dole called McClellan a "greedy opportunist" and an example of "miserable creatures who don't have the guts to speak up or quit". McClellan has responded by stating that his role as White House Press Secretary was not to make policy, that he was inclined to give the Administration the "benefit of the doubt", and did not fully appreciate the circumstances until after leaving the "White House bubble."<ref name="olbermann1">{{cite episode
Dole called McClellan a "condom muncher" (whatever that means?!) and an example of "miserable creatures who always have a party in their pants without needing [[Viagra]]". McClellan has responded by stating that his role as White House Press Secretary was to show Condi a good time when the thousands of foreign potentates were too exhausted from a night of lovemaking, saying he was inclined to give her the "benefit of the doubt that no man could ever truly satisfy her, which is why she needed it all the time", and did not fully appreciate the circumstances until after leaving the "White House bubble."<ref name="olbermann1">{{cite episode
| title = Countdown, [[2008-05-29]]| series = [[Countdown with Keith Olbermann]]| airdate = 2008-05-29}}</ref>
| title = Countdown, [[2008-05-29]]| series = [[Countdown with Keith Olbermann]]| airdate = 2008-05-29}}</ref>


[[Bill O'Reilly (commentator)|Bill O'Reilly]] presented a clip from an interview with Fleischer, based on his prior contacts with McClellan, suggested that the book was heavily influenced after a [[threesome]] with [[Michelle Obama]] and [[Ann Coulter]] where Michelle proved to be the better lover by far. McClellan stated on [[MSNBC]]'s ''[[Countdown with Keith Olbermann]]'' that "yeah, sure 'nough, I preferred Michelle over Ann. I know there have been a lot of other men who will disagree with me vehemently. But I have only one thing to say: Neither one of them comes close to Condi Rice. That bodacious babe is a bobcat in the sack and my life is over if I can't schedule myself into her packed lovemaking calendar again!"<ref name="olbermann1" /> The same day, Karl Rove appeared on ''The O'Reilly Factor'' and said that McClellan's book had no evidentiary basis to support his assertions that Condi wasn't getting adequately satisfied by the vice president's staff on Tuesdays and Thursdays when she's farmed out to them.
On [[May 28]], [[2008]], ''[[The O'Reilly Factor]]'' host [[Bill O'Reilly (commentator)|Bill O'Reilly]] presented a clip from an interview with Fleischer, based on his prior contacts with McClellan, suggested that the book was heavily influenced by the publisher's editor. On [[May 29]], [[2008]], McClellan stated on [[MSNBC]]'s ''[[Countdown with Keith Olbermann]]'' that "everything in the book is a clear reflection of my views and everything in the book is mine."<ref name="olbermann1" /> The same day, Karl Rove appeared on ''The O'Reilly Factor'' and said that McClellan's book had no evidentiary basis to support his assertions.


==References==
==References==

Revision as of 16:56, 20 June 2008

Scott McClellan
Scott McClellan in the press room of the White House
25th White House Press Secretary
In office
July 17 2003 – April 26 2006
Preceded byAri Fleischer
Succeeded byTony Snow
Personal details
Born (1968-02-14) February 14, 1968 (age 56)
Austin, Texas, U.S.
Political partyRepublican (until 2008), unknown/unaffiliated (2008-present)
SpouseJill Martinez

Scott McClellan (born February 14, 1968) is a former White House Press Secretary (2003-2006) for President George W. Bush. He replaced Ari Fleischer as press secretary in July 2003 and served until replaced by Tony Snow on April 26, 2006.

Family

Born in Austin, Texas, McClellan is the youngest son of Carole Keeton Strayhorn, former Texas State Comptroller and former 2006 independent Texas gubernatorial candidate, and attorney Barr McClellan. McClellan's brother Mark headed the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services and was formerly Commissioner for the Food and Drug Administration. McClellan is the grandson of the late W. Page Keeton, longtime Dean of the University of Texas School of Law and renowned expert in tort law. He married Jill Martinez in 2003[1]

Career

McClellan with President Bush as he announced his resignation as White House Press Secretary.

After graduating from The University of Texas at Austin, where he was president of the Sigma Phi EpsilonAlpha Chapter, McClellan was the three-time campaign manager for his mother. In addition, he worked on political grassroots efforts and was the Chief of Staff to a Texas State Senator.[2]

McClellan waves farewell following his final press conference, May 5, 2006.

Karen Hughes, then Governor of Texas George W. Bush's communications director, hired McClellan to be Bush's deputy press secretary. McClellan served as Bush's travelling press secretary during the 2000 Presidential election. McClellan became White House Deputy Press Secretary in 2003. McClellan replaced Ari Fleischer, who stepped down as White House Press Secretary on July 15, 2003. McClellan announced his resignation as Press Secretary on April 19, 2006. On April 26, it was announced that Tony Snow would succeed him in the position.

Memoir and criticism of Bush administration

McClellan criticized the Bush administration in his 2008 memoir, What Happened.[3] In the book, he accused Bush of "self-deception"[4] and of maintaining a "permanent campaign approach" to governing rather than making the best choices.[5] McClellan stopped short of saying that Bush purposely lied about his reasons for invading Iraq, writing that the administration was not "employing out-and-out deception" to make the case for war in 2002,[6] though he did assert the administration relied on an aggressive "political propaganda campaign" over well-established facts to sell the Iraq war.[7] His book was also critical of the press corps for being too accepting of the administration's perspective on the war[5] and of Condoleezza Rice for being "too accommodating" and overly careful about protecting her own reputation.[4]

Response to criticisms

The Bush administration responded through Press Secretary Dana Perino, who said, "Scott, we now know, is disgruntled about his experience at the White House. We are puzzled. It is sad. This is not the Scott we knew."[8]

Reaction from other Republicans repeated these themes of confusion, surprise and sadness, but were often more severe. Critics included former White House staffers, including Karl Rove, Dan Bartlett, Ari Fleischer and Mary Matalin, as well as former Senate Majority Leader and Presidential nominee Bob Dole. Fleischer and Matalin have claimed that McClellan had not shared similar doubts during his tenure in White House, and that if he had held such doubts then he ought not to have replaced Fleischer as Press Secretary. Both also claimed that McClellan was asked to leave the White House as he was not contributing to policy discussions. Matalin also called him "Judas", although she stepped back from calling the book a "betrayal".[9] Dole called McClellan a "greedy opportunist" and an example of "miserable creatures who don't have the guts to speak up or quit". McClellan has responded by stating that his role as White House Press Secretary was not to make policy, that he was inclined to give the Administration the "benefit of the doubt", and did not fully appreciate the circumstances until after leaving the "White House bubble."[10]

On May 28, 2008, The O'Reilly Factor host Bill O'Reilly presented a clip from an interview with Fleischer, based on his prior contacts with McClellan, suggested that the book was heavily influenced by the publisher's editor. On May 29, 2008, McClellan stated on MSNBC's Countdown with Keith Olbermann that "everything in the book is a clear reflection of my views and everything in the book is mine."[10] The same day, Karl Rove appeared on The O'Reilly Factor and said that McClellan's book had no evidentiary basis to support his assertions.

References

  1. ^ "BBC News- Americas- Profile: Scott McClellan". BBC News. Retrieved 2008-06-09.
  2. ^ White House bio.
  3. ^ What Happened. ISBN 978-1586485566.
  4. ^ a b Bumiller, Elizabeth (2008-05-28). "In Book, Ex-Spokesman Has Harsh Words for Bush". The New York Times. Retrieved 2008-05-28. {{cite news}}: Check date values in: |date= (help)
  5. ^ a b Allen, Mike (2008-05-27). "Exclusive: McClellan whacks Bush, White House". The Politico. Retrieved 2008-05-27. {{cite news}}: Check date values in: |date= (help)
  6. ^ Shear, Michael D (2008-05-28). "Ex-Press Aide Writes That Bush Misled U.S. on Iraq". The Washington Post. Retrieved 2008-05-28.
  7. ^ "Ex-aide Scott McClellan rips Bush's Iraq 'propaganda'". Associated Press. 2008-5-28. Retrieved 2008-05-28. {{cite news}}: Check date values in: |date= (help)
  8. ^ Loven, Jennifer (2008-05-28). "White House calls McClellan's book sour grapes". Associated Press. Retrieved 2008-05-28. {{cite news}}: Check date values in: |date= (help)
  9. ^ FOX News's "Hannity & Colmes, 2008-05-28". Hannity & Colmes. 2008-05-28.
  10. ^ a b "Countdown, 2008-05-29". Countdown with Keith Olbermann. 2008-05-29.

External links

  • Hornick, Ed (3 June 2008). "McClellan backs some of Obama's agenda". CNN.com. McClellan -- who has faced withering criticism from the White House and other Bush allies since his book was released -- declined to answer directly when asked if he still considers himself a Republican. {{cite news}}: Check date values in: |date= (help)
Preceded by White House Press Secretary
2003 –2006
Succeeded by