Two and a Half Men / Season 12

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Season 12 of Two and a Half Men
Original title Two and a Half Men - Season 12
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Episodes 16
Country of production United StatesUnited States United States
First broadcast October 30, 2014 - February 19, 2015 on CBS
German-language
first broadcast		 February 17, 2015 - May 26, 2015 on ProSieben
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main actor
supporting cast

The twelfth season of the US sitcom Two and a Half Men celebrated its premiere on 30 October 2014, the transmitter CBS . The German-language premiere broadcast of the German Free TV transmitter ProSieben February 17 until May 26, 2015.

In February 2015, the series ended with a double episode as the series finale. Angus T. Jones and many guest stars and supporting actors had one more brief appearance. Charlie Harper also appeared, but was not portrayed by Charlie Sheen , but by a cartoon character and a double from the rear.

actor

main actor

Role name actor Voice actor
Walden Schmidt Ashton Kutcher Marcel Collé
Dr. Alan Jerome Harper Jon Cryer Viktor Neumann
Louis Edan Alexander Noah David Liebscher
Evelyn Harper Holland Taylor Kerstin Sanders-Dornseif
Berta Conchata Ferrell Regina Lemnitz
Judith Melnick (formerly Harper) Marin Hinkle Christin Marquitan

supporting cast

Role name actor Voice actor
Jenny Harper Amber Tamblyn Julia Kaufmann
Ms. McMartin Maggie Lawson Marieke Oeffinger
Lyndsey McElroy Courtney Thorne-Smith Claudia Kleiber
rose Melanie Lynskey Cathlen Gawlich
Laurel Deanna Russo Susanne Geier
Dr. Herb Melnick Ryan Stiles Oliver Siebeck

Episodes

No.
( total ) 		No.
( St. ) 		German title Original title First broadcast in the USA German language first broadcast (D) Director script
247 1 the marriage proposal The Ol 'Mexican Spinach Oct 30, 2014 Feb. 17, 2015 James Widdoes Synopsis: Chuck Lorre , Lee Aronsohn & Warren Bell
Acting: Don Reo, Jim Patterson & Steve Tompkins
Walden and Alan are preparing for the Halloween party, Walden has dressed up as Zombie Elvis, while Alan is dressed up as Duckie from " Pretty in Pink ". Suddenly Walden felt a stinging sensation in his chest and was almost unable to breathe. Alan calls the ambulance. In the ambulance he is terrified of losing Walden. But it seems surprisingly calm. It turns out that Walden had a minor heart attack.

When he is released from the hospital, he wonders what he has already achieved privately and realizes that there is nothing there. The wish arises to have a child of their own. But since he thinks he won't find a woman who can take it with him any longer, he considers adoption. But he has to learn painfully that he has no chances as a single, although otherwise he would meet all the requirements. Finding no other solution, he proposes marriage to Alan.

248 2 Wedding in Ibiza A chic bar in Ibiza Nov 6, 2014 Feb. 24, 2015 James Widdoes Synopsis: Lee Aronsohn, Don Reo & Jim Patterson
Acting: Tim Kelleher, Saladin K. Patterson & Jim Vallely
After Walden explains to Alan why he proposed marriage to him and that he is definitely not gay, Alan says yes. They then invite their mothers to share the good news with them. Walden's mother is not at all happy about it and wants to couple him with one of her employees. Walden doesn't want to, because he knows what he's got with Alan. But when he tries to get Alan to sign a marriage contract, he is disappointed that he no longer has confidence in him. Only after talking to his mother does he change his mind. Likewise, Alan actually wants a pompous wedding reception abroad, while Walden's enough if they get married at the registry office.

When the big day arrives, Walden surprises Alan by inviting Michael Bolton to the registry office to serenade him. Not only Alan is impressed by him, the two mothers immediately keep an eye on him. When Walden wakes up on the terrace the next morning after the party, Alan has to explain to him what else has happened. But neither of them know that Bolton was in Walden's bedroom with their mothers overnight.

249 3 The dream couple Glamping in a Yurt Nov 13, 2014 3rd Mar 2015 James Widdoes Synopsis: Saladin K. Patterson, Matt Ross & Max Searle
Acting: Don Reo, Jim Patterson & Jim Vallely
Jenny thinks that Walden and Alan do not pass as a couple because they are not authentic enough. But they both think they're doing well. When they are with adoption counselor Miss McMartin, she also finds that they are an unusual couple. That's why she wants to visit them at home to get an idea of ​​it. So Walden and Alan are preparing for the visit when the doorbell rings and Lyndsey stands outside. She comes out of rehab and has been dry for 60 days. But Alan has to tell her that he is now married and doesn't want a relationship with her anymore.

Everything works fine during the visit until Lyndsey rings the doorbell again, this time drunk again. She desperately wants to go to bed with Alan, but he doesn't want to screw up the meeting with Miss McMartin. Since she won't let herself get rid of, he takes her to his room where she falls asleep on the bed. He calls Walden for help, who sees only one solution, as they say goodbye to Miss McMartin as soon as possible. But Lyndsey has woken up in the meantime and is walking around on the terrace. Alan has no choice but to throw her over the parapet. This is how they narrowly avoid a catastrophe. When Miss McMartin returns a short time later because she forgot her cell phone, Lyndsey also comes from the beach. Walden and Alan already think they were blown, but luckily Jenny joins them and can lure Lyndsey away with an excuse.

250 4th Ten fingers, ten toes Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight Nov 20, 2014 10 Mar 2015 James Widdoes Synopsis: Don Reo, Jim Patterson & Steve Tompkins
Acting: Warren Bell, Matt Ross & Max Searle
Walden child proofs the house to convince Miss McMartin that they are the right parents. When she visits, she thinks all of this is very good and may even have a baby for Alan and Walden. The young student Kathy wants to put her unborn baby up for adoption and found them both interesting on the agency's website. So she visits Walden and Alan and is strengthened in her determination that they are the right parents for her baby. Kathy doesn't want to tell the child's gender, but Walden and Alan suspect that behind every word she says there is a hint of it.

Barry, Larry and Herb come to visit to celebrate with the parents-to-be. Then she receives a call that Kathy is in labor and so they all rush to the hospital. They learn that she has given birth to a boy and are absolutely delighted about it. When they visit Kathy and the baby in the room, they learn that she has changed her mind and no longer wants to give the child away.

251 5 Welcome to Malibu Oontz Oontz Oontz Nov 27, 2014 17th Mar 2015 James Widdoes Synopsis: Don Reo, Steve Tompkins & Warren Bell
Acting: Jim Patterson, Tim Kelleher & Saladin K. Patterson
After the baby's adoption fails, Alan and Walden meet up with Miss McMartin again. She could find them a six-year-old foster child who has already been to various families and homes. Walden is not happy about it at first, but Alan convinces him that this is not a bad age after all. So they agree that Louis will stay with them for a weekend as a trial. Walden then buys a bunch of things for the child, but Alan makes him realize that this is not a good thing.

When Louis is brought by Miss McMartin, he is very silent. But Alan and Walden can't stop their talk. They decide to go to the beach, but Louis soon doesn't like it anymore. So he goes back into the house and Berta talks to him. When Walden later also returns, Louis is very quiet again towards him. But he thinks Berta is very nice. That night Louis comes to Walden's room. He wants to know from him whether he has to go again after the weekend or whether he can stay. Walden tells him that he can of course stay. Now Louis wants to know where Alan is and why he doesn't sleep in Walden's bed. So Alan ends up in bed with both of them.

252 6th Alan shot a child Alan Shot A Little Girl 4th Dec 2014 24 Mar 2015 Jon Cryer Synopsis: Don Reo, Maria Espada Pearce & Nathan Chetty
Acting: Jim Patterson, Steve Tompkins & Warren Bell
Alan wants to make Louis a healthy cereal for breakfast, but the little one plays out all his charm until Alan gives in and he gets a chocolate cookie. At that moment Walden comes in and realizes it. Alan gets a scolding from him for this. Later Alan and Louis have to go to the mall to buy a school desk for Louis. On the way you will pass a laser tag hall. Again the little one manages to wrap Alan around his finger so that they can go play together. Louis injures himself and Alan takes him to the hospital. Walden is even more disappointed with Alan this time because he has given in again. Alan just wanted to be the cool dad.

When they later go shopping, the little one wants a pack of Froot Loops, but he already has another cereal in the shopping cart. Now Walden tries to convince him that there aren't two different things, Alan just watches and laughs at Walden. Then Walden realizes that it is not so easy to be the strict father. Since Louis doesn't want to go home without the Froot Loops, Walden has to resort to Alan's help. He realizes that he wronged Alan with his allegations.

253 7th The seven dwarfs of disgust Sex With An Animated Ed Asner Dec 11, 2014 31 Mar 2015 James Widdoes Synopsis: Jim Patterson, Jim Vallely & Tim Kelleher
Acting: Don Reo, Matt Ross & Max Searle
After a trip to the amusement park, Walden and Alan come home exhausted, Louis fell asleep in Walden's arms. The next morning, Louis Walden wakes up at half past five because he's hungry and wants to make breakfast. When Alan later comes into the kitchen, Walden is startled because he fell asleep at the table. He complains to Alan about not getting enough sleep. He recommends that you have to look for playmates of the same age for Louis, so that he romps around enough and is tired in the evening, this also worked for Jake. So they go to a children's paradise. While Walden has to go to the climbing wall with Louis, Alan meets three mothers Jean, Danielle and Laurel, who are there with their children. All three have failed relationships and are about to keep an eye on Walden. But Alan tells her that he is his man. Later they meet in the beach house, they enjoy the situation that they can fool around with the women without it being interpreted as hitting on. Still, Walden falls in love with Laurel, who has not had sex in two years.

All together decide to go out in the evening. Berta was supposed to take care of Louis, but when he says he's not doing well, Walden decides to stay with Louis. While Alan roams around with Jean and Danielle, Laurel visits Walden to offer her support. In the meantime Louis fell asleep and so they have time to themselves. As they get closer, Walden explains to Laurel that he is not gay and why he married Alan. But before they can go into the bedroom, Louis calls Walden. When Laurel wants to check on them, Walden fell asleep in Louis' bed. Alan is allowed to go to a men's strip club with the other two women.

254 8th Here comes Santa Claus Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey Dec 18, 2014 Apr 7, 2015 James Widdoes Synopsis: Warren Bell, Saladin K. Patterson & Jim Vallely
Acting: Don Reo, Jim Patterson & Steve Thompkins
It's Christmas, Walden and Alan have many surprises for Louis. But they find out that he doesn't believe in Santa Claus. Walden tells Rose, who happens to come by and knows everything again. Walden therefore hires someone to play Santa Claus and bring the presents. He installed a camera for this so he could record it and prove it to Louis. The gifts must also be wrapped for this. Walden wants to give Louis a bike, which Alan had to get. Wanting to save money, he bought it disassembled, which Walden is quite upset because with the instructions it seems impossible to assemble the bike.

Evelyn, who is also present, is having fun with Santa Claus, which Alan notices as he goes from the garage to the apartment. Outraged, he wants to tell Walden when his mother comes into the garage excitedly because she thinks she killed Santa Claus. Fortunately, it turns out it wasn't that bad. Louis has woken up to all the noise and so that he can go back to sleep, Walden and Alan have to go to bed with him. Unfortunately, that's why they overslept and are all the more surprised when they find all the presents wrapped under the Christmas tree. The bike is also mounted. When Walden watches the taping on the camera, he notices that Rose was playing Santa Claus. He thanks her and she gives him and Alan a cuckoo clock. Little did you know that a camera is hidden in it.

255 9 Mothers on the climbing wall Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey Jan. 8, 2015 Apr 14, 2015 James Widdoes Synopsis: Jim Patterson, Tim Kelleher & Saladin K. Patterson
Acting: Don Reo, Matt Ross & Max Searle
When Walden visits the children's paradise again with Alan and Louis, he sees that Laurel is there too. He's afraid to speak to her because he hasn't contacted her since the last time we met. Alan helps out by calling Laurel. So the two have to talk. They agree that their children can meet again to play at Louis' so that they can see each other again. After the children had exhausted themselves they fell asleep on the sofa, the chance for Walden and Laurel to disappear into the bedroom. But Walden worries that one of the children will suddenly burst in. But he doesn't want to lock the door either. Louis calls him promptly, and again nothing works. He asks Alan and Berta for advice on how they did it. They recommend that he find a babysitter and spend a quiet night at the hotel with Laurel. When the time comes they start arguing with each other because both have something to complain about in the other's child. This makes Laurel so angry that she has to react to Walden in bed.

Alan sustained an injury in the children's paradise and has to be treated by Herb. He advises him to do more sport and recommends his fitness club, where there are always pretty young women. So they visit the club together and by chance meet Lyndsey, who also keeps fit there instead of drinking. Herb has had an eye on her for a long time, but Alan doesn't want her to meet him, even though he's no longer with her either. He later realizes that he has gone too far and wants to apologize to Lyndsey with a bouquet of flowers. She opens the door for him in a bathrobe and soon it turns out that she has a visit from Herb, whom she invited to wipe Alan off.

256 10 Be strong Wonder Woman! Here I Come, Pants! Jan 15, 2015 Apr 21, 2015 James Widdoes Synopsis: Chuck Lorre, Don Reo & Jim Patterson
Acting: Tim Kelleher, Matt Ross & Max Searle
Walden has just had fun in bed with Laurel and is about to get something to drink when the doorbell rings. Miss McMartin wants to make a surprise visit, but Louis is with a friend. Alan and Walden try to get rid of them when Laurel calls Walden from the bedroom. Before they can get out of the situation, she's standing at the top of the stairs and Miss McMartin naturally wants to know what's going on. She is quite disappointed and threatens that she will take Louis away from them. Walden is totally desperate and doesn't know what to do next. Alan tries to help behind Walden's back by following Miss McMartin into a bar and trying to explain the situation to her again. But she cannot be changed. Even so, they end up in bed together, but Alan does not get an erection.

The next day, Miss McMartin comes by again to explain the situation to Walden and Alan and that she sees no other option but to take Louis away from them. All pleading and begging doesn't help. Louis has also noticed that something is wrong and is ready with his packed suitcase. But no sooner has she left with Louis than she has to admit that it is not right to take him away from you and bring him back. When she bursts into tears, Alan gets an erection and everything turns for the better.

257 11 The men's group For Whom the Booty Calls Jan. 22, 2015 Apr 28, 2015 James Widdoes Synopsis: Warren Bell, Saladin K. Patterson & Jim Vallely
Acting: Don Reo, Jim Patterson & Steve Tompkins
Alan spent the night with Miss McMartin, when they are sitting at the breakfast table in the morning, Walden joins them. He is afraid that their relationship will endanger Louis' adoption. Miss McMartin recommends that he meet with a group of men that she is also looking after in an adoption case. This would enable him to communicate with them. Alan wants to come too, but Walden wants to go alone. At the meeting, the four men quickly dispel his doubts; he is glad to have spoken to someone other than Alan about it once.

Walden invites the group to his beach house, he tells Alan this because he doesn't want him there. Alan feels hurt and left out. So he still appears in the living room by chance in the evening and starts nagging at Walden. His sayings are well received by the group, now Walden feels left out. He wants to talk to Alan alone and make it clear to him that this is his thing when the group arrives. They suggest that Walden and Alan put themselves in each other's situation so that they can see how they are both currently acting. Eventually the two reconciled and Alan met their wives from now on.

258 12 Alan's dangerous love affairs A beer-battered rip-off Jan. 29, 2015 May 5, 2015 James Widdoes Synopsis: Don Reo, Jim Patterson & Jeff Lowell
Acting: Matt Ross, Max Searle & Nathan Chetty
Lyndsey brings Alan back some of his things that she found in her apartment. She also tells him that she wants to leave town to start over in another place. Here she reminds too much of her alcohol problem and Alan. When she wants to say goodbye, they come close again and sleep together. Alan wants her to stay, but Lyndsey needs time to think it over. Alan now has to break up with Miss McMartin for telling Lyndsey that he is currently out of a relationship. He goes out to dinner with her to explain that because of the adoption, it is better if they are no longer together. Miss McMartin is understanding, but that night she shows up at the beach house to do a spontaneous check. Walden quickly realizes that it's not Louis, but Alan.

The next day, Alan goes out to dinner with Lyndsey because Walden asked him to speak to her. You should hold back until the adoption is over. Suddenly, Miss McMartin shows up at the restaurant for spying on Alan. This is how the two women learn of each other and that Alan lied to both of them. Walden is horrified to find out about this and demands that Alan stay out of anything that involves adoption. He also visits Miss McMartin to de-escalate the situation. They get closer and end up in bed. Meanwhile, Alan tries to get Lyndsey back.

259 13 Grandpa was into hookers Boompa Loved His Hookers Feb 5, 2015 May 12, 2015 James Widdoes Synopsis: Steve Tompkins, Warren Bell & Jeff Lowell
Acting: Don Reo, Jim Patterson & Nathan Chetty
Lyndsey has decided to stay, but has to look for a new apartment. Alan wants to help her with this, but when she tells him that she wants to live with him, he suddenly has something to object to every apartment he has visited. In doing so, he puts the relationship with her at risk again. Walden also has his concerns with Miss McMartin and actually wants to break up, but has scruples that he is risking the adoption of Louis.

Alan explains to Lyndsey that his dream home is still the beach house, but she doesn't want to live with him there. Walden has decided to speak to Miss McMartin after all, but she already suspected something. Nevertheless, she has already completed the adoption papers, so Walden doesn't have to worry anymore. When the adoption is over, Walden and Alan sit at the table together and realize that, to their happiness, only one thing is missing: their wives. So they set out to win them back, Walden even uses Michael Bolton to do this , but Miss McMartin actually likes Michael Bublé .

260 14th I am a princess Don't Give A Monkey A Gun Feb 12, 2015 19th May 2015 James Widdoes Synopsis: Don Reo, Jim Patterson & Tim Kelleher
Acting: Jim Vallely, Matt Ross & Max Searle
Lyndsey and Miss McMartin get to know each other personally when they meet in the beach house kitchen that morning. They find a lot in common that revolve around Alan and the women. Walden overhears the conversation and thinks that he and Alan can now get a divorce because Louis' adoption is over. He informs Alan of this, of course he initially got nervous because he thinks he will have to move out again. But Walden calms him down and also offers him the option of choosing a present. In the evening he talks about it in bed with Lyndsey and reads her the suggestions he has made so far. Lyndsey recommends that he pick something that will last.

The next day, Alan surprises Lyndsey with the gift that he has chosen: a red Ferrari. Lyndsey is disappointed as she expected something different that means something to both of them and not just to him. Alan needs the help of Walden and Miss McMartin to finally figure out what to choose. Walden helps him by buying him an engagement ring for Lyndsey. His mind wanders to the future in the year 2030, where he is all alone because Alan now lives with Lyndsey, Louis goes to university on the moon and Miss McMartin - with much larger breasts - is now with Michael Bolton. This bothers him so much that he asks Alan never to move out, even if he is married to Lyndsey.

261 15th Of course he's dead (1) Of Course He's Dead (1) 19th Feb. 2015 May 26, 2015 James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Don Reo & Jim Patterson
It turns out that Rose is holding someone trapped in a well in her house, based on various clues one has to assume that it could be Charlie.

Alan receives a letter addressed to Charlie stating that there are still royalties of $ 2.5 million accrued. Of course he wants to get the money, but he needs a death certificate. Since he doesn't have one himself, he tries his mother. But she didn't get anything either. Alan tries to forge the certificate and calls the publisher, but they tell him that someone has already requested the money and transferred it to an account in the Cayman Islands . Shortly afterwards a package arrives for Charlie containing cigars, whiskey and a dagger. Alan also receives a threatening text message. He talks to Walden about it when his mother joins them, who has received an email in which she is also massively threatened. So they decide to go to Jenny to tell her the story and ask if she has a death certificate. When they are with her, a messenger rings the doorbell and hands her an envelope with a check for $ 100,000 and an apology.

Rose finds out that her prisoner has fled. She informs Walden and Alan about this because they may be in imminent danger.

262 16 Of course he's dead (2) Of Course He's Dead (2) 19th Feb. 2015 May 26, 2015 James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Don Reo & Jim Patterson
After Rose has confessed to everyone what really happened in Paris and Charlie is still alive, she escapes and Evelyn also runs away. Walden and Alan decide to go to the police. Lieutenant Wagner promises to take care of it. Back home, they find cardboard dolls of themselves hung up and other threats. At that moment, Jake comes to visit to say that he has received a check for $ 250,000. He's been in Vegas in the meantime and turned it into 2.5 million. He also tells his father that he is no longer in the army and that he has a wife in Japan. Checks have also been received from Charlie's past love affairs, except for Walden and Alan.

The police report to Walden that they caught Charlie, but the suspect is Christian Slater . Alan, Walden and Berta believe that they are no longer in danger and are lying on the terrace, smoking their cigars and drinking their whiskey, when they see a helicopter in the night sky transporting a piano and flying towards their house. Meanwhile, Charlie approaches the front door when the piano falls on him.

DVD release

In the United States , the DVD for the twelfth season was released on June 16, 2015. The DVD for the twelfth season has been available in Germany since October 8, 2015. At the same time, a complete box with all twelve seasons was also released.

Web links

Individual evidence

  1. ↑ Two and a Half Men - Episode Guide for Season 12 ( Memento from October 31, 2014 in the Internet Archive )