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Revision as of 14:40, 4 February 2008
It Ain't Half Hot Mum | |
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Created by | Jimmy Perry & David Croft |
Written by | Jimmy Perry & David Croft |
Directed by | David Croft Graeme Muir Bob Spiers Ray Butt Paul Bishop John Kilby |
Starring | Windsor Davies Michael Bates Melvyn Hayes Don Estelle Donald Hewlett Michael Knowles |
Opening theme | Meet the Gang |
Ending theme | Land of Hope and Glory |
Country of origin | UK |
No. of episodes | 56 |
Production | |
Producers | David Croft Graeme Muir |
Running time | 30 minutes |
Original release | |
Network | BBC |
Release | 3rd January 1974 – 3rd September 1981 |
It Ain't Half Hot Mum was a British sitcom about the adventures of a Royal Artillery Concert Party, broadcast between 1974 and 1981, and written by Jimmy Perry and David Croft, the creators of Dad's Army. It was set in British India and Burma, towards the end of the Second World War.
Situation
The first four series of It Ain't Half Hot Mum were set at the Royal Artillery Depot Deolali, a place where British soldiers stayed before being posted up the jungle. The Royal Artillery Concert Party, consisting of several soldiers who would rather sing, dance and dress up as women than fight, are stationed permanently in Deolali to keep the troops entertained. In the first episode of the fifth series, the concert party are posted up the jungle, and from then on It Ain't Half Hot Mum is set in Tin Min, Burma close to the front line.
The scenario of the series is similar to the Peter Nichols play and film Privates on Parade. Deolali is pronounced "doolally"; this is widely believed to be a pun on the term for insanity, but it is in fact a real place and actually the source of the term.
Some people have perceived the casting of the caucasian-seeming actor Michael Bates, as the Indian bearer, Rangi Ram, as an example of the crude racial characterisation known as blackface. This may have resulted in the programme being repeated infrequently on British television. In fact the Anglo-Indian Bates was born in India, and spoke Hindustani before learning English. Strange as it may seem now, in 1970s Britain he was the only experienced actor available who was both fluent in several Indian languages and familiar with Indian culture. His make up, costume and characterisation can be interpreted as comic-realism rather than crude stereotyping.
Cast
Character | Actor | Catchphrase |
Battery Sergeant Major Tudor Brynne 'Shut Up' Williams | Windsor Davies | "Shut up!" / "You is a bunch of poofs." / "Mr la-di-dah Gunner Graham" / "Lovely Boy" / "Oh dear. How sad. Never mind" |
Bearer Rangi Ram | Michael Bates (Deceased) | "Oh, blimey!" / "Oh, my godfathers!" / "There is an old Hindu proverb which say..." / "We British... / These damn natives..." |
Gunner/Bombardier 'Gloria' Beaumont | Melvyn Hayes | "I'm a sensitive artist! How am I supposed to live in this green hell?! I can't stand it! My nerves won't stand it!" |
Gunner 'Lofty' Harold Sugden | Don Estelle (Deceased) | "Yes, Sergeant Major." |
Lieutenant-Colonel Charles Reynolds | Donald Hewlett | "Don't be such a silly arse, Ashwood." / "Oh, Daphne!" / "(I shan't forget this), Gunner...er..." |
Captain Jonathan Tarquin Ashwood | Michael Knowles | "Oh, I am sorry, I am a fool." / "Carry on, chaps."/ "I'm afraid that's rather a tricky one, sir." |
Gunner 'Parky' Nigel Parkins | Christopher Mitchell (Deceased) | "It ain't half hot, mum." |
Gunner 'Paderewski' Jonathan Graham | John Clegg | "Oh well, bang goes that theory." |
Gunner 'Atlas' Mackintosh | Stuart McGugan | "Drinks a lot, does he?" |
Char Wallah Muhammed | Dino Shafeek (Deceased) | "Char wallah, garam chai..." |
Punkah Wallah Rumzan | Babar Bhatti | Always speaks Urdu and adds a few English words at the end, like "...one of those days!" |
Gunner 'Nobby' Clark | Kenneth MacDonald (Deceased) | |
Gunner 'Nosher' Evans | Mike Kinsey | "It's good grub!" |
Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons | George Layton | |
Ah Syn, the Chinese cook | Andy Ho (Deceased) |
Main characters
Sergeant Major Tudor Brynne "Shut Up" Williams is the only real, professional soldier among the concert party and its officers. He is somewhat bigoted in his views, making every effort to bully the Indian camp staff and remind everyone of English supremacy in India. He seems to have only one goal in life, namely to get his soldiers posted up the jungle as fast as he can. He is disgusted by the fact that his soldiers prance about on the stage wearing dresses and make-up all the time, and frequently calls them a "bunch of poofs". He dislikes all members of the concert party equally, but has a particular loathing for Gunner "Lah-De-Dah" Graham, owing to his university education, although Williams will praise Graham for it if it serves his purposes.
Rangi Ram, the concert party's native bearer, is very proud to be of service to the army. He feels so connected to them that he often talks about "we British". The Sergeant Major shouts at him more than at anyone else, but Rangi is also the one he confides in when he wants to talk about problems. Rangi often provides the audience with an "old Hindu proverb" at the end of the episode, such as "There is an old Hindu proverb which say that house with red lamp over door is not always headquarters of Communist Party". He is a particularly devious individual, who can often manipulate the situation for his own ends (usually money), and although often displays that he considers himself British, will show very divided loyalty when his Indian aspect is under threat - when asked to burn the Indian flag by the Sergeant Major, he refused.
Gunner (later Bombardier) 'Gloria' Beaumont is a very effeminate person who cannot handle the violence, heat and mosquitoes of army life in India too well. He considers himself an artiste, and doesn't believe he should be in the Army, often trying to emphasize his show-business angle and ignore the "soldier" parts of his job. He has a passion for showbusiness and always dresses up as famous filmstars during the concert party shows, especially as Ginger Rogers.
Gunner 'Lofty' Sugden is a soldier whose appearance can be summarized by means of quoting the Sergeant Major: "Is it a mushroom? No. Is it a soldier? No. It's Gunner Sugden." Lofty is the tiny, rotund lead singer of the concert party, and has an amazing tenor voice which even the Sergeant Major cannot resist when he sings. Unfortunately, he is always picked out by the Sergeant Major as a "volunteer" when there is a particularly nasty or dangerous task to be carried out.
Lieutenant-Colonel Charles Reynolds is the leader of the concert party and enjoys their shows immensely. He thinks army life in India is very hard, while all he does is sit around sipping pink gin and dining with the elite. He is having an affair with Daphne Waddilove-Evans, whose husband, Major Waddilove-Evans, has left for the Punjab. He is the stereotypical British Army Officer, very stiff upper lip and prim and proper. Captain Ashwood's utter stupidity does occasionally infuriate him, but he is effectively good-natured and tries to avoid leaving the easy life he has at any cost.
Captain Jonathan Ashwood is an even bigger fan of the concert party than Colonel Reynolds, especially when they dress up as girls. He is not very bright, and often unknowingly ruins other people's plans, especially the Sergeant Major's. He occasionally writes skits for the concert party, which they reluctantly accept, as they are, on the whole, absolutely awful. He has absolutely no military bearing in him, which makes it very easy for the Sergeant Major and the others to manipulate him into using his authority to achieve their own ends.
Gunner 'Parky' Parkins is the youngest member of the concert party and has tried everything to become part of them, including being a ventriloquist, comedian, and singer, although he is very clumsy and never does anything right. The Sergeant Major has reason to believe that Parkins is his son, which is why he treats him much better than he treats the others, and keeps telling him he has "a fine pair of shoulders". Parkins references the show's title in the first ever episode when he signs off a letter to his mother with the words "I've been in India now two weeks, and it ain't half hot, Mum."
Gunner 'Paderewski' Graham is the concert party's pianist. He has a university degree in English literature and is very smart, speaking with a very upper class accent, which is why the Sergeant Major always mockingly repeats what he says. Graham often has difficult and ingenious plans to solve the concert party's problems, but these plans never seem to work and often result in his saying "oh well, bang goes that theory". The others (even the Sergeant Major and the Officers) often rely on his intelligence to get them out of awkward situations.
Gunner 'Atlas' Mackintosh does the strong man act in the show, which involves tearing telephone directories in half. He is rather short-tempered, especially when Beaumont calls him a "great, big, butch, hairy haggis". He is very masculine, and is a bit of a contradiction to what Beaumont thinks is right for the concert party. Nevertheless, Mackintosh always tries his best and copes with what is given to him.
Muhammed the char wallah walks around the camp all day, selling tea from his kettle. We can also hear him sing the musical interruptions between the scenes, which are mostly popular American hits, accompanied by a sitar. At the end of the credits he starts to sing "Land of hope and Glory" only to be interrupted by the Sergeant-major shouting "SHUTUPPP!!!". He became the bearer when Rangi Ram left the series (Michael Bates died after Series 6).
Rumzan the punkah wallah always sits outside the officers' quarters, pulling a string that is attached to a large fan indoors. He comments on everything in Urdu, and always adds a few words in English at the end. Rangi often tells him to "sit up straight while you are punkah-ing" and not to "be such Clever Dickie". He is far more intelligent than the others give him credit, and much of what he observes early on is often borne out in the end, but no-one notices.
Gunner 'Nobby' Clark does a whistling act in the show, and can do excellent bird impersonation. He is not particularly clever, and often makes nonsense comments or observations about situations they find themselves in.
Gunner 'Nosher' Evans does a paper tearing act. He is always eating something (and once stayed on punishment in the Canteen four hours after he was relieved as he was enjoying himself) resulting in him spraying the contents of his mouth all around him when he speaks.
Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons is a Jewish showbizz man who always plays the male leads in the concert party's shows and is also the party's producer. He is a very intelligent individual and often has some sort of devious plot to avoid being posted or getting one over on the Sergeant Major. He left at the end of Series 2 when his National Service was over and he was demobbed back to Britain.
Ah Syn The Chinese Cook he appears in Series 7 after the punka wallah left.
The Concert Party
- Bombardier Solomons (Solly) Series 1 - Series 2
- Gunner/Bombardier Beaumont (Gloria)
- Gunner Parkins (Parky)
- Gunner Sugden (Lofty)
- Gunner Graham (Paderewski)
- Gunner Mackintosh (Atlas)
- Gunner Clark (Nobby)
- Gunner Evans (Nosher)
Series and Episodes
It Ain't Half Hot Mum Made Episodes between 1974 and 1981 but took a break in 1979.
Series 1 to Series 4 Took Place in Royal Artillery Depot Deolali, British India.
Series 5 to Series 8 Took Place in Tin Min, Burma.
All Episodes are 30 Minutes.
The 'Lost' episodes 'A Star is Born' and 'It's a Wise Child' were lost at one stage, but were found in 1988 in Australia. Someone recorded them on a VHS tape and they were later put in the BBC Archives, then put on the Series 1 DVD. However they no longer exist in broadcast quality.
Main Cast during the Series
The British, Indians and Chinese
Rank | Role | Nationality | Actor | Episodes | Other War Shows |
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Lieutenant-Colonel | Charles Reynolds | English | Donald Hewlett | All 56 | |
Captain | Jonathan Ashwood | English | Michael Knowles | All 56 | Dad's Army |
Battery Sergeant Major | Tudor Williams | Welsh | Windsor Davies | All 56 | |
Bombardier | 'Solly' Solomons | English | George Layton | Series 1 - 2 | |
Gunner/Bombardier | 'Gloria' Beaumont | English | Melvyn Hayes | All 56 | |
Gunner | 'Lofty' Harold Sugden | English | Don Estelle | All 56 | Dad's Army |
Gunner | 'Parky' Nigel Parkins | English | Christopher Mitchell | All 56 | |
Gunner | 'Paderewski' Jonathan Graham | English | John Clegg | All 56 | Dad's Army |
Gunner | 'Atlas' Mackintosh | Scottish | Stuart McGugan | All 56 | Dad's Army |
Gunner | 'Nobby' Clark | English | Kenneth MacDonald | All 56 | Dad's Army and Tenko |
Gunner | 'Nosher' Evans | English | Mike Kinsey | All 56 | |
Bearer | Rangi Ram | Indian | Michael Bates | Series 1 - 5 | |
Char Wallah | Muhammed | Indian | Dino Shafeek | All 56 | |
Punkah Wallah | Rumzan | Indian | Babar Bhatti | Series 1 - 6 | |
The Chinese Cook | Ah Syn | Chinese | Andy Ho | Series 7 - 8 |
Recurring Roles
Role | Nationality | Actor or Actress | Episodes |
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Inspector Singh | Indian | Nick Zaran | Meet the Gang and Mutiny of the Punka-Wallahs |
Ling Soo | Chinese | Yasuko Nagazumi | Forbidden Fruits and Pale Hands I Love |
The Maharajah of Chattarpur | Indian | Renu Setna | Mind My Maharajah and Bang Goes the Maharajah |
Pandit the Butler | Indian | Ashwin Patel | Mind My Maharajah and Bang Goes the Maharajah |
Daphne Waddilove-Evans | English | Frances Bennett | Kidnapped in the Khyber and A Fate Worse Than Death |
The Pathan Chief | Indian | Sultan Lalani | Kidnapped in the Khyber and A Fate Worse Than Death |
The Pathan | Indian | Saad Ghazi | Kidnapped in the Khyber and A Fate Worse Than Death |
Me Thant | Burmese | Burt Kwouk (Tenko) | The Pay Off and The Great Payroll Snatch |
The Dhobi Wallah | Indian | Saad Ghazi | Puddings From Heaven and The Dhobi Wallahs |
Major Loosemore | English | Michael Bevis (Dad's Army) | Lead Kindly Light and Holidays at Home |
The Brigadier | English | Eric Dodson ('Allo 'Allo!) | Money Talks and Aquastars |
Series 1 (1974)
1. Meet the Gang (03/01/1974)
The Concert Party are trying to rehearse a show without their pianist. A new gunner arrives in the camp. An anti-British demonstration disrupts the show.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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Inspector Singh | Indian | Nick Zaran |
Rickshaw Wallah | Indian | Ashwin Patel |
2. My Lovely Boy (10/01/1974)
Sergeant Major Williams discovers that Gunner Parkins is his son.
3. Mutiny of the Punka-Wallahs (17/01/1974)
The plan to replace the Punka Wallahs leads to trouble.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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Inspector Singh | Indian | Nick Zaran |
4. A Star is Born (24/01/1974) Lost
When Gunner Parkins is removed from the concert party because of his incompetence, Sergeant Major Williams sees a chance to send the other men up the jungle.
5. The Jungle Patrol (31/01/1974)
Sergeant-Major takes the concert party on a jungle survival course in an attempt to make soldiers of them, but who will come out on top?
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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District Commissioner Hope Thompson | English | Geoffrey Lumsden (Dad's Army) |
Game Warden | Indian | Mohammad Shamsi |
6. It’s a Wise Child (07/02/1974) Lost
The men of the concert party as well as Sergeant Major Williams try to find out the truth about Gunner Parkin's father.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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Clerk | Indian | Renu Setna |
7. The Road to Bannu (14/02/1974)
The concert party have the misfortune to get stranded in a remote part of the North West Frontier.Williams sends Lofty to go find help.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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Chief Tribesman | Indian | Rafiq Anwar |
Stationmaster | Indian | Ishaq Bux |
Rangi's Mother-in-Law | Indian | Zohra Segal |
The Unspecified Roles are all Indians
- Bob Babenia
- Ahmed Khalil
- Jagdish Kumar
- Rangit Nakara (Tenko)
- Ashwin Patel
- Rudolf Ramillo
- Geronimo Sehmi
8. The Inspector Calls (21/02/1974)
Sergeant Major Williams finds a way to get the concert party into uniform by devising a military musical number for them.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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The General | English | Jeffrey Segal (Dad's Army) |
Produced and Directed by David Croft
Series 2 (1975)
1. Showing the Flag (02/01/1975)
The Sergeant Major tries to train the concert party to lower the flag at sunset.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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Fortune-Telling Wallah | Indian | Ishaq Bux |
Nigel the Lieutenant-Colonel | English | Barry Sinclair |
2. Down in the Jungle (09/01/1975)
The concert party's plane makes a crash landing, and the men realise they could be behind enemy lines.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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Ground Worker | Indian | Saad Ghazi |
Restaurant Proprietor | Indian | Mohammed Shamsi |
The Pilot (Flight Lieutenant) | Indian | Tariq Yunus |
3. The Natives Are Revolting (16/01/1975)
The Sergeant Major is determined to find out who replaced the camp's Union Jack with an Indian flag.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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The District Officer | Indian | Renu Setna |
4. Cabaret Time (23/01/1975)
A performance in the Kama Sutra Club gets the concert party and the Battery Sergeant Major into trouble.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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The US Navy Seaman | American | Robin Browne |
The Cook | English | Bobby Dennis |
The Club Proprietor | Indian | Talat Hussein |
Sergeant-Major Cyril Stevens, Military Police | English | Arnold Peters (Dad's Army and Secret Army) |
5. The Curse of the Sadhu (30/01/1975)
Sergeant Williams tempts the wrath of the gods by ejecting a revered holy man from the parade ground.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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The Sadhu | Indian | Minoo Golvala |
The Medical Orderly | Indian | Ranjit Nakara (Tenko) |
6. Forbidden Fruits (06/02/1975)
When the army runs out of "that stuff they put in our tea" the men can't stop thinking about women. Colonel Reynolds tries to see Mrs Waddilove-Evans when her husband is not home.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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Daphne Waddilove-Evans | English | Margaret Courtenay |
Major Waddilove-Evans | English | Michael Moore (Dad's Army) |
Ling Soo | Chinese | Yasuko Nagazumi |
7. Has Any On Seen My Cobra? (13/02/1975)
A snake-charmer's cobra goes missing and is found in the Sergeant Major's quarters.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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Mr Ali the Tailor | Indian | Renu Setna |
The Market Trader | Indian | Rudolf Ramillo |
The Foot-Chopping-Wallah | Indian | Azad Ali |
Selim (Snake Charmer) | Indian | Ahmed Khalil |
Sultan (Snake Charmer) | Indian | Sultan Lalani |
Karim Khan (Duck Charmer) | Indian | Ashwin Patel |
8. The Night of the Thugs (20/02/1975)
The concert party take refuge from a rainstorm in a ruined temple and fall victim to a fanatical native sect.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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The Curator | Indian | Minoo Golvala |
Note this is the Last Episode that George Layton Starred as Bombardier Solomons (Solly)
Produced and Directed by David Croft
Series 3 (1976)
1. The Supremo Show (02/01/1976)
While the officers are out of the way in hospital, Williams takes the opportunity to post the concert party up the jungle—but is forced to bring them back to stage a special performance.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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The Supremo (Admiral Lord Louis Mountbatten, GCVO, CB, DSO) | English | Richard Grant |
The Doctor | Indian | Ahmed Khalil |
2. Mind My Maharajah (09/01/1976)
The concert party is sent to the palace of the Maharajah of Bharatpur to protect him.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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Lieutenant-Colonel Standish | English | MacDonald Hobley |
The Aide-de-Camp | English | Cy Town (Dad's Army) |
The Maharajah of Chattarpur | Indian | Renu Setna |
Pandit the Butler | Indian | Ashwin Patel |
3. Bang Goes the Maharajah (16/01/1976)
The concert party try to stop the attempts on the life of the Maharajah of Bharatpur.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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The Maharajah of Chattarpur | Indian | Renu Setna |
Pandit the Butler | Indian | Ashwin Patel |
4. The Grand Illusion (23/01/1976)
Sergeant Major Williams finds that bragging about his troops can get him into trouble.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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Book Selling Wallah | Indian | Saad Ghazi |
Watch Selling Wallah | Indian | Rudolf Ramillo |
The Magician | Indian | Minoo Golvala |
Company Sergeant-Major Sharp | English | David Lodge (Guest Star) |
Note this is the First Episode that Gunner Beaumont becomes a Bombardier
5. Pale Hands I Love (30/01/1976)
The sergeant major falls in love and gets into trouble with the Tongs.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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Chung Soo | Chinese | Robert Lee (Tenko) |
Ling Soo | Chinese | Yasuko Nagazumi |
The Assassin | Chinese | Vincent Wong (Tenko) |
6. Don’t Take the Mickey (06/02/1976)
Sergeant Major Williams tries to break up the concert party by promoting Gunner Graham.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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The Bar Proprietor | Indian | Talat Hussein |
Produced and Directed by Graeme Muir
Series 4 (1976)
1. Monsoon Madness (02/11/1976)
When the Sergeant-Major makes the Concert party perform fatigues to be ready for the arrival of the monsoon, Lofty goes mad and vows to kill the Sergeant-Major.
2. Kidnapped in the Khyber (09/11/1976)
When it becomes difficult for Colonel Reynolds to hide his affair with Mrs Waddilove-Evans, he decides it's best to accompany the concert party to a show on the North-West Frontier.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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Daphne Waddilove-Evans | English | Frances Bennett |
The Pathan Chief | Indian | Sultan Lalani |
The Pathan | Indian | Saad Ghazi |
3. A Fate Worse Than Death (16/11/1976)
The members of the concert party try to find the kidnapped Mrs Waddilove-Evans.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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Daphne Waddilove-Evans | English | Frances Bennett |
The Pathan Chief | Indian | Sultan Lalani |
The Pathan | Indian | Saad Ghazi |
4. Ticket to Blighty (23/11/1976)
Bombardier Beaumont tries different ways to get sent home.
Also Starring Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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Chief Commander Crisp | English | Mavis Pugh (Dad's Army) |
The ATS Sergeant | English | Bernice Adams (Dad's Army) |
The Nursing Sister | English | Andrea Godfrey |
5. Lofty’s Little Friend (30/11/1976)
An elephant follows Lofty to the camp.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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The Man on Bicycle | Indian | Mohammed Shamsi |
The Elephant Owner | Indian | Azad Ali |
6. Fight to Jawani (07/12/1976)
Men from a remote RAF base get too excited when the concert party puts on a show.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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Buster the USAAF Pilot | American | Freddie Earlle (Dad's Army) |
Matt the USAAF Pilot | American | Hal Galili |
The RAF Commanding Officer | English | Tim Barrett (Dad's Army) |
The RAF Doctor | English | Robin Parkinson (Dad's Army and 'Allo 'Allo!) |
The RAF Airman | English | Jeffrey Holland (Dad's Army and Secret Army) |
The RAF Control Tower Officer | Indian | Talat Hussein |
7. We Are Not Amused (14/12/1976)
A pageant, written by Captain Ashwood, might offend the Indian assistant to the District Officer.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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Captain Collins | English | Peter Green (Dad's Army) |
Deputy District Officer Mr Patel | Indian | Jaron Yaltan |
8. Twenty-One Today (28/12/1976)
Gunner Parkins turns twenty-one. Sergeant Major Williams wants to give him a present.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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The Sword Seller | Indian | Ishaq Bux |
The Postman | English | Bobby Dennis |
Produced and Directed by David Croft (Episodes 4 and 8)
Produced by David Croft, Directed by Bob Spiers (Episodes 1-3, 5-7)
Series 5 (1977)
1. Front Line Entertainers (25/10/1977)
When the men get sent up the jungle, they find that some Australian soldiers haven't vacated their camp, as was ordered.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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Lieutenant-Colonel Slim | Australian | Edmund Pegge (Tenko and Secret Army) |
Okker | Australian | Peter Cartwright |
2. Bridge Over the River Hipong (01/11/1977)
While they are still having trouble adapting to the jungle, the members of the concert party get the task of building a bridge.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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Doctor Rahn | Indian | Mohammed Shamsi |
3. The Pay Off (08/11/1977)
The men of the Royal Artillery Concert Party put on a show for Burmese bandits.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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The Burly Soldier | English | Gorden Kaye ('Allo 'Allo!) |
Me Thant | Burmese | Burt Kwouk (Tenko) |
Captain Owen | English | Norman Mitchell (Dad's Army) |
4. Puddings From Heaven (15/11/1977)
When the men discover a way to get food dropped illegally, they get into trouble. The food (puddings) were meant for some senior officers.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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Indian Trader | Indian | Ishaq Bux |
Major Nangle | English | Jonathan Cecil (Dad's Army) |
Captain Bishop/Private Murphy | English | Robert Gillespie (Dad's Army and Secret Army) |
Military Police Captain | English | James Taylor as (Dad's Army) |
The Dhobi Wallah | Indian | Saad Ghazi |
5. The Superstar (22/11/1977)
The Concert Party members are made to feel redundant when a talented new arrival steals the limelight.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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Aircraftsman Ormanroyd | English | Jeffrey Holland (Dad's Army and Secret Army) |
Pilot Officer Digby | English | Tim Barrett (Dad's Army) |
6. The Eternal Quadrangle (29/11/1977)
Gunner Parkins has fallen in love with a pretty Burmese girl from the local village - the same girl that Captain Ashwood and Sergeant Major Williams have been visiting. Then, Gunner Sugden has something to say ...
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
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Thin Yu | Burmese | Fiesta Mei Ling |
Head Man | Burmese | John A. Tinn |
Note this is the Last Episode that Michael Bates Starred in as Rangi Ram.
Produced and Directed by David Croft (Episodes 1 and 6)
Produced by David Croft, Directed by Ray Butt (Episodes 2-5)
Series 6 (1978)
1. The Stars Look Down (23/10/1978)
The men from the Concert Party become involved in the production of an American war film. The Sergeant Major is horrified when he discovers that the Americans want to make the British look like a bunch of cowards being saved single-handed by a heroic GI.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
---|---|---|
Colonel Sol Zimmerman | American | Ed Bishop |
Sam | American | Freddie Earlle (Dad's Army) |
Chuck | American | Micheal Halsey (Secret Army) |
Note this is the First Episode that Michael Bates did not Star as Rangi Ram because he died on 11/01/1978.
2. The Big League (30/10/1978)
Two of the men from the Concert Party get drunk and upset the natives from a nearby village. A football match is arranged as a way of mending fences. The villagers cheat and look like winning by a big margin. Drastic measures are needed to prevent the Army from total humiliation.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
---|---|---|
The Military Police Sergeant | David English (Secret Army) | |
The Village Head Man | Ashwin Patel | |
The Referee Mohammad Bux | Mohammad Shamsi |
3. The Great Payroll Snatch (06/11/1978)
The men from the concert party are given the job of guarding the Army payroll. A local bandit leader challenges the Sergeant Major to a test of manhood in order to get him away from the camp while his men steal the payroll.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
---|---|---|
Me Thant | Burmese | Burt Kwouk (Tenko) |
The Bandits | Robert Lee (Tenko) and David Yip | |
Major Webster | Michael Lomax (Dad's Army) |
4. The Dhobi Wallahs (20/11/1978)
The Japanese organise a pincer movement which takes the British by surprise.
GHQ send a radio message which includes a code word instructing the men from the Concert Party to withdraw. Gunner Parkins doesn't pass the message on to Colonel Reynolds. As a result, the gang find themselves trapped behind enemy lines.
The men disguise themselves as dhobi wallahs and end up doing laundry for a group of Japanese soldiers.
Later, the men are ordered to blow up a bridge. They fail in their task, then discover that GHQ have changed their mind about having the bridge blown up.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
---|---|---|
The Dhobi Wallah | Saad Ghazi | |
Brigadier Cox | Denys Hawthorne |
5. Lead Kindly Light (27/11/1978)
There's a plan to disband the Concert Party. The only hope of a reprieve is for the men to put on a good show for the area commander.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
---|---|---|
Major Loosemore | Michael Bevis (Dad's Army) | |
The First Soldier | Rupert Bates | |
The Second Soldier | Denis Bond | |
The Nursing Sister | Fleur Chandler | |
Reverand Burgess | John Quentin | |
Captain de Wolfe | Martin Sharvell-Martin (Dad's Army) | |
Captain Rogers | James Taylor (Dad's Army) |
6. Holidays at Home (11/12/1978)
Lofty dreams that he and the rest of the men are sailors on the 'Bounty'.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
---|---|---|
Major Loosemore | Michael Bevis (Dad's Army) |
7. Caught Short (18/12/1978)
Some money has gone missing from the camp's petty cash. Captain Ashwood is given the job of tracking down the culprit.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
---|---|---|
The Military Policeman | Derek Martin |
Note this is the Last Episode that Babar Bhatti Starred as Punkah Wallah Rumzan
Produced by David Croft, Directed by Phil Bishop
Series 7 (1980)
1. That's Entertainment? (17/10/1980)
The Sgt Major makes a decision guaranteed to cause uproar when he picks a Scottish audience to watch a special English performance.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
---|---|---|
Major Grant Hopkirk | Peter Cellier | |
Major Forsett | Jimmy Perry (Dad's Army) | |
1st Highlander | Martin Cochrane | |
2nd Highlander | Robert McIntosh |
Note this is the First Episode that Andy Ho Starred in as Ah Syn, the Chinese Cook and this is the First Episode that Babar Bhatti did not star as Punkah Wallah Rumzan because he left the show.
2. The Guinea Pigs (24/10/1980)
The Concert Party are roped into testing a new anti-malaria drug.
Also Starring
Role | Nationality | Actor |
---|---|---|
Captain Webb | Michael Bevis (Dad's Army) | |
Captain Hudson | John D. Collins (Dad's Army, 'Allo 'Allo! and Secret Army) | |
Colonel Bridges | Rikki Fulton (Guest Star) | |
Corporal Higgins | Denis Bond |
3. Dog in the Manger (31/10/1980)
Captain Ashwood has problems when a female welfare officer falls madly in love with him.
Also Starring
- June Whitfield as Captain Georgina Tollemache (Guest Star)
4. The Great Broadcast (07/11/1980)
The men from the Concert Party perform on Forces Radio. Sergeant Major Williams talks to Gunner Parkins' mother.
Also Starring
- Geoffrey Beevers as the BBC Technician
- John D. Collins (Dad's Army, 'Allo 'Allo! and Secret Army) as Charles the Announcer
- Hilda Fenemore (Dad's Army) as Mrs Parkins
- Robin Parkinson (Dad's Army and 'Allo 'Allo!) as Dennis Forbes Dobson the BBC Producer
5. Class of 1945 (14/11/1980)
The men from the Concert Party try to get rid of Sergeant Major Williams by talking him into applying for a commission.
Also Starring
- Glyn Houston as the Brigadier (Guest Star)
6. Star Commandos (21/11/1980)
The Brigadier decides that the men from the Concert Party should become part of the British advance, doing their shows in the front line.
Also Starring
- Henry McGee as The Brigadier (Guest Star)
- Iain Rattray ('Allo 'Allo! and Secret Army) as The Commando Sergeant
- John D. Collins (Dad's Army, 'Allo 'Allo! and Secret Army) as The Squadron Leader
Produced by David Croft, Directed by John Kilby
Series 8 (1981)
1. Gloria's Finest Hour (23/07/1981)
The Japanese are preventing supplies from reaching the British troops, so there's a shortage of food.
Gunner Beaumont gets involved in a search for food. He gets hit on the head and his personality suddenly changes dramatically. He turns into a fearless fighting man and insists on leading the Sergeant Major in a mission against the Japanese.
They discover that the supplies are being held up by a single Japanese soldier. After the mission, Gloria suddenly returns to his normal, cowardly self.
Also Starring
- Dennis Ramsden as The Brigadier
2. Money Talks (30/07/1981)
It seems that Gunner Graham will soon be inheriting a substantial sum of money. Suddenly, everyone wants to talk to him about investing in their schemes for making money when the war is over.
Also Starring
- Eric Dodson ('Allo 'Allo!) as The Brigadier
3. Aquastars (06/08/1981)
The men from the Concert Party try to stage a spectacular show on the river. Everything goes disastrously wrong.
Also Starring
- Eric Dodson ('Allo 'Allo!) as The Brigadier
- Barry Cryer as the Commentary
- Roy Heather as the Corporal
4. The Last Warrior (13/08/1981)
Japan has surrendered and the war is over. Unfortunately, there's a fanatical Japanese soldier out on an island who refuses to lay down his arms. The men from the Concert Party try to persuade him to surrender.
Also Starring
- Nicholas McArdle as Major Parkinson
- Gordon Salkilld as the Military Police Corporal
5. Never the Twain Shall Meet (20/08/1981)
Now that the war is over, the natives return to their village. They want the men from the Concert Party to move out so that they can return to their homes. Sergeant Major Williams insists on dealing with them in a less than diplomatic fashion.
Also Starring
- Renu Setna as Mr Kumar Puhara
- Ali Baba as the Village Head Man
6. The Long Road Home (27/08/1981)
It's time for the men from the Concert Party to start the return journey to Britain.
Everyone is supposed to have injections before setting off. The vaccine runs out before Lofty gets his jabs, so he has to stay behind when the others begin their journey.
A new batch of vaccine turns up after the others have left, so Lofty is given his injections and, accompanied by the Char Wallah, he sets off to try to catch up with the main evacuation party.
Also Starring
- Ishaq Bux as the Garage Proprietor
- John Benfiel as the Military Police Corporal
- John D. Collins (Dad's Army, 'Allo 'Allo! and Secret Army) as Captain Dachet
- Colin Haigh as the Medical Orderly
- Graham Hamilton as the Military Police Sergeant
7. The Last Roll Call (03/09/1981)
The men reach England and prepare for demobilisation.
Also Starring
- Brenda Cowling (Dad's Army) as the WVS Lady
- Ralph Morse as the Abusive soldier
- John Oxley as the Royal Army Pay Corps Captain
- Bill Pertwee (Dad's Army) and Jeffrey Segal as the Demob Centre Supervisors
- Arnold Peters (Dad's Army) as the Customs Hall Supervisor
- Stella Tanner as Frieda the Station Room Waitress
Produced by David Croft, Directed by John Kilby
DVD releases
Series 1 to Series 5 have been released DVD region code 2 by Cinema Club.
Also are in this list are the DVD region code 4 DVD's.
DVD | Code | Date of release (R2) | Date of release (R4) |
---|---|---|---|
The Complete Series 1 | CCTV 30213 | 5th September 2005 | 2nd March 2006 |
The Complete Series 2 | CCTV 30227 | 10th October 2005 | 5th October 2006 |
The Complete Series 3 | CCTV 30269 | 13th February 2006 | 7th March 2007 |
The Complete Series 4 | CCTV 30295 | 1st May 2006 | 5th September 2007 |
The Complete Series 5 | CCTV 30328 | 31st July 2006 | 5th March 2008 |
The Complete Series 6 | CCTV 30395 | 31st March 2008 | TBA |
The Complete Series 7 | CCTV 30xxx | TBA | TBA |
The Complete Series 8 | CCTV 30xxx | TBA | TBA |
The Series 1-Series 4 Boxset | CCTV 30532 | 31st October 2006 | TBA |
The Series 5-Series 8 Boxset | CCTV 30xxx | TBA | TBA |
The Complete Boxset (All 8 Series) | CCTV 30xxx | TBA | TBA |
Songs
Because It Ain't Half Hot Mum was a sitcom about a concert party, many old music hall, musical and traditional songs were performed by the actors, including:
- An Apple For The Teacher
- A Pretty Girl Is Like A Melody
- By A Waterfall
- Dames
- Gentlemen Rankers
- Gilbert The Filbert
- Happy Days Are Here Again
- I'll Be Seeing You
- Love for Sale
- Mandalay
- Moonlight Becomes You
- Music Hall Song
- On the Good Ship Lollipop
- Puttin' On the Ritz
- Rule Britannia
- South Of The Border
- Stout-Hearted Men
- The Teddy Bears' Picnic
- The White Cliffs of Dover
- Top Hat
Urdu Glossary
Urdu | English |
aana | to come |
achchha | good, okay |
anna | Indian coin, one sixteenth of a rupee |
bahot | many |
chai | tea |
chapaati | bread |
charpai | bed |
chatti | earthen pot |
chitty | note |
dhobi | laundry |
dhoti | loincloth |
garam | warm |
idhar | here |
idhar aa'o! | come here! |
jaana | to go |
jaa'o! | go! |
jaldi | quickly |
kharaab | bad |
maloom | clear |
paagal pani | alcohol ('mad water') |
pani | water |
pankhaa | fan |
pyaalah | bowl |
rupee | Indian coin |
salaam | hello |
thand | cold |
theek hay | okay |
wallah | -man (suffix) |